Ted: Strange things are afoot at the Circle-K.
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Ted: Strange things are afoot at the Circle-K.
Bill: You killed Ted, you medieval dickweed!
Bill: Bogus. Heinous. Most non-triumphant. Ah, Ted, don't be dead, dude.
Bill: How's it going, royal ugly dudes?
Mr. Ryan: It seems to me the only thing you've learned is that Caesar is a "salad dressing dude."
Socrates: Like sands of the hourglass, so are the days of our lives.
Bill: Nah. Just got a minor Oedipal complex.
Sigmund Freud: Hello. I'm Dr. Freud, but you may call me Siggy.
Ted: Want a Twinkie, Genghis Khan? Say please! Mmmm...
Bill: As you can see, Genghis very much enjoys Twinkies because of the excellent sugar rush.
Bill: Do you know where there are any personages of historical significance around here?
Bill: You killed Ted you medieval 'Bonehead'
Ted: Strange things are afoot at the Circle-K.
Bill: You killed Ted, you medieval dickweed!
Bill: Bogus. Heinous. Most non-triumphant. Ah, Ted, don't be dead, dude.
Bill: How's it going, royal ugly dudes?
Rufus: They do get better.
Mr. Ryan: It seems to me the only thing you've learned is that Caesar is a "salad dressing dude."
Socrates: Like sands of the hourglass, so are the days of our lives.
Bill: Nah. Just got a minor Oedipal complex.
Sigmund Freud: Hello. I'm Dr. Freud, but you may call me Siggy.
Ted: Want a Twinkie, Genghis Khan? Say please! Mmmm...
Bill: Bogus. Heinous. Most non-triumphant. Ah, Ted, don't be dead, dude.
Socrates: Like sands of the hourglass, so are the days of our lives.
Bill: Nah. Just got a minor Oedipal complex.
Bill: As you can see, Genghis very much enjoys Twinkies because of the excellent sugar rush.
Ted: Whoa. He didn't even card us, dude. Bill: Yeah, we have to remember this place.
Ted: Dude, are you sure we should be doing this? Bill: Ted, you and I have witnessed many things, but nothing as bodacious as what just happened. Besides, we told ourselves to listen to this guy. Ted: What if we were lying? Bill: Why would we lie to ourselves?
Bill: How's it going? I'm Bill, this is Ted. We're from the future. Socrates: Socrates. Ted: Now what? Bill: I dunno. Philosophize with him! Ted: "All we are is dust in the wind," dude. Bill: Dust. Bill: Wind. Ted: Dude. Socrates: Yes! "Like the sands of the hourglass, so are the Days of our Lives..."
Bill: Ted? Ted: I'm in love, dude. Bill: Whoa. Those must be the princesses you told yourself about at the Circle-K. We gotta go. It's a history report, not a babe report. Ted: But, Bill, those are historical babes. Bill: Okay, you're the ladies' man. How we gonna meet 'em?
Ted: Uh, Ms. Preston. We'd like you to meet some of our... friends. Bill: Yeah. This is Dave Beeth-Oven. Bill: And, uh, Maxine of Arc, Missy. Herman the Kid. Ted: Bob "Genghis" Khan. So-cratz Johnson. Dennis Frood. And, uh, uh... Abraham Lincoln.
Billy the Kid: Not bad, eh, Socrates? Where are we, dude? Bill: England, 15th century. Ted: We are in most excellent shape for our report. Bill: Yeah, all we need is one more speaker from medieval. Billy the Kid: Excellent. Bill: Billy, you are dealing with the oddity of time travel with the greatest of ease.
Ted: Bill? Bill: What? Ted: I believe our adventure through time has taken a most serious turn.
Bill, Ted: Catch you later, Bill and Ted. Bill: That conversation made more sense this time.
Ted: Excuse me. When did the Mongols rule China? Lady at the Circle K: I don't know. I just work here.
Ted: RUFUS. Bill: Listen to this dude Rufus, he knows what he's talking about.
