Benji Kaplan: How the fuck are we supposed to smoke a joint in here? They fuckin' locked the windows. It's like a goddamn police state. David Kaplan: Yo, man, I think I might just wanna crash. We've been up for like twenty-four hours. Benji Kaplan: Don't. Don't tell me you're gonna sleep on me. This is our first night together in fuckin' years. David Kaplan: I don't know. I'm exhausted, I haven't showered... Benji Kaplan: You're exhausted? Dude, the weed's gonna help you sleep. David Kaplan: Is it the kind that helps you sleep? Benji Kaplan: No, it's the other kind. David Kaplan: Come on. Benji Kaplan: Dude. David Kaplan: What? Benji Kaplan: Take a shower, brush your fuckin' face. Like, floss your butt, do whatever it is you gotta do to feel like you. David Kaplan: Yeah. Benji Kaplan: I'm gonna roll us a fat fuckin' joint, and we'll go to the roof, okay?
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Benji Kaplan: This, people, is what fucking film making is about.
Benji Kaplan: We stay moving, we stay light, we stay agile. David Kaplan: Yeah. Benji Kaplan: The conductor's gonna come through, taking tickets, we tell him we're going to the bathroom. David Kaplan: Bathroom. Benji Kaplan: He gets to the back of the train, he starts heading towards the front looking for stragglers. David Kaplan: Sorry we're the stragglers? Benji Kaplan: Yeah. By the time he gets to the front the train's gonna be in the station and we're home free. David Kaplan: This is so fucking stupid. Tickets are probably like twelve bucks. Benji Kaplan: It's the principle of the thing., we shouldn't have to pay for train tickets in Poland. This is our country. David Kaplan: No it's not, it was our country. They kicked us out cause they thought we were cheap.
Benji Kaplan: We stay moving, we stay light, we stay agile. David Kaplan: Yeah. Benji Kaplan: The conductor's gonna come through, taking tickets, we tell him we're going to the bathroom. David Kaplan: Bathroom. Benji Kaplan: He gets to the back of the train, he starts heading towards the front looking for stragglers. David Kaplan: Sorry, we're the stragglers? Benji Kaplan: Yeah. By the time he gets to the front, the train's gonna be in the station and we're home free. David Kaplan: This is so fucking stupid. Tickets are probably like twelve bucks. Benji Kaplan: It's the principle of the thing. We shouldn't have to pay for train tickets in Poland. This is our country. David Kaplan: No, it's not, it was our country. They kicked us out 'cause they thought we were cheap.
Benji Kaplan: This, people, is what fucking filmmaking is about.
Benji Kaplan: We stay moving, we stay light, we stay agile. David Kaplan: Yeah. Benji Kaplan: The conductor's gonna come through taking tickets. We tell him we're going to the bathroom. David Kaplan: The bathroom. Okay. Benji Kaplan: He gets to the back of the train, he starts heading towards the front looking for stragglers. David Kaplan: Sorry, we're the stragglers? Benji Kaplan: Yeah. By the time he gets to the front, the train's gonna be in the station and we're home free. David Kaplan: This is so fucking stupid. Benji Kaplan: Man, what's stupid is the corporatization of travel. Ensuring that the rich move around the world, propagate their elitist loins, while the poor stay cut off from society. David Kaplan: That's great, we can argue Marxism while they're hauling us off to Siberia. Benji Kaplan: Siberia is in Russia, Dave. David Kaplan: This is ridiculous. Tickets are probably like twelve bucks. Benji Kaplan: It's the principle of paying. We shouldn't have to pay for train tickets in Poland. This is our country. David Kaplan: No, it's not. It was our country. They kicked us out 'cause they thought we were cheap.
Marcia: Last year my daughter married a very rich man. Benji Kaplan: Oh, fuck. Marcia: And she's incapable of having a conversation with any depth anymore. Benji Kaplan: Well, yeah, of course. Money's like fucking heroin for boring people.
Marcia: If I hear from my kids once a month, it's a shock. Benji Kaplan: Oh, Marcia. Fuck those guys. Man, I wouldn't miss a week.
Benji Kaplan: How the fuck are we supposed to smoke a joint in here? They fuckin' locked the windows. It's like a goddamn police state. David Kaplan: Yo, man, I think I might just wanna crash. We've been up for like twenty-four hours. Benji Kaplan: Don't. Don't tell me you're gonna sleep on me. This is our first night together in fuckin' years. David Kaplan: I don't know. I'm exhausted, I haven't showered... Benji Kaplan: You're exhausted? Dude, the weed's gonna help you sleep. David Kaplan: Is it the kind that helps you sleep? Benji Kaplan: No, it's the other kind. David Kaplan: Come on. Benji Kaplan: Dude. David Kaplan: What? Benji Kaplan: Take a shower, brush your fuckin' face. Like, floss your butt, do whatever it is you gotta do to feel like you. David Kaplan: Yeah. Benji Kaplan: I'm gonna roll us a fat fuckin' joint, and we'll go to the roof, okay?
David Kaplan: That's really - you look great, Benji. We got some good shots. Benji Kaplan: Does it look real? David Kaplan: Well, uh, they're, they're twice the size of you and metal, so, you know, no.
Benji Kaplan: Look at this shit. We'd probably live here if the war didn't happen. Isn't that fuckin' crazy to think about? Seriously! Like, we think of ourselves as these, like, very American creations, you know? And I guess that we are. I guess that's, like, the essence of America - people created from other cultures - but, like, in some parallel black hole universe, you and I are Polish and we probably got, like, long beards and we can't shake hands with women. David Kaplan: Yeah, that's funny. You know, every time I see, like, one of those Hasidic guys on the street, I always just think, like, "There but for the grace of no God go I," you know? Benji Kaplan: What? David Kaplan: Oh, nothing. It's just, like, a dumb joke that... Benji Kaplan: Mm. Well, that's cool, man. Shit, look at her. David Kaplan: Who? Benji Kaplan: That woman Marcia. She's walkin' alone - we should go talk to her. David Kaplan: We just met her. Benji Kaplan: Yeah, but she's got this, like, deep sadness behind her eyes, you know? David Kaplan: She does? Benji Kaplan: Yeah, you didn't notice that? David Kaplan: During the introductions? No. I... Benji Kaplan: I think we should check on her. David Kaplan: Benji, maybe she wants to be alone. Benji Kaplan: No one wants to be alone, Dave. Okay, I'm gonna check it out. Benji Kaplan: Hey. Why are you walking alone? Are you a big fuckin' loser? Marcia: Seriously? Benji Kaplan: Yeah. You look like an interesting person.
