Jane Harper: We might be in a little bit of a pickle, Dick.
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Jane Harper: We might be in a little bit of a pickle, Dick.
Disgruntled Kostmart Customer: I saw you eyeballing me! All up in my goodies!
Jane Harper: Our lawn was repossessed today. I didn't know they could even do that.
Dick Harper: See, Jack? They love you now! Go to hell!
Dick Harper: This squirrel died of natural causes!
Jane Harper: My name is Jane and I'll be your instructor here today for beginners' Jee Kum Pow.
Dick Harper: We followed the rules, and we got screwed.
Billy Harper: What are you doing to the television?
Jane Harper: We might be in a little bit of a pickle, Dick.
Disgruntled Kostmart Customer: I saw you eyeballing me! All up in my goodies!
Jane Harper: Our lawn was repossessed today. I didn't know they could even do that.
Dick Harper: See, Jack? They love you now! Go to hell!
Dick Harper: This squirrel died of natural causes!
Jane Harper: My name is Jane and I'll be your instructor here today for beginners' Jee Kum Pow.
Dick Harper: We followed the rules, and we got screwed.
Oz Peterson: Son of a bitch!
Billy Harper: What are you doing to the television?
Dick Harper: See, Jack? They love you now! Go to hell!
Dick Harper: This squirrel died of natural causes!
Jane Harper: My name is Jane and I'll be your instructor here today for beginners' Jee Kum Pow.
Dick Harper: See, Jack? They love you. Now go to hell.
Dick Harper: Are these non-fat muffins? ARE THESE NON-FAT MUFFINS? Coffee Shop Guy: I-I-I think so... Dick Harper: Oh, Gee, Hon, you gotta get some of those!
Dick Harper: Indicted? Jane Harper: That's not fair! They made you go on that show. Dick Harper: Did you hear what they said, Jane? I'm gonna be indicted. Jane Harper: Yeah, but you only said what they told you... Dick Harper: Indicted, Jane! Indicted! I'm gonna be indicted! Jane Harper: No, it's gonna be okay. Dick Harper: INDICTED! Jane Harper: Honey, Dick... Dick Harper: INDICTED! Jane Harper: Honey... Dick Harper: I'M GONNA BE INDICTED! Jane Harper: Hold it, they can't. It's gonna be okay, just calm down. Dick Harper: I can't calm down, I'm gonna be indicted!
Frank Bascom: Do you have any idea what I had to go through to get that form? Dick Harper: No, let me guess, a fifth of SCOTCH?
Dick Harper: I believe I can fly. I believe I can touch the sky. Dick Harper: Every night and every cloudy day Dick Harper: spread my wings and fly away. I believe I can soar. Catch me goin' through that open do-o-o-r. I believe I can fly-i-i-i. Dick Harper: I believe! I believe! I believe! I believe! I believe! I believe! Ooow!
Dick Harper: Aah! Holy hell! Jane Harper: I did this little cosmetics test, and I had a little reaction... is it really that bad? Dick Harper: No, it's not so bad. It's just... different. Day Laborer: Hey Dick, can we talk about these some other time?
Dick Harper: Can we just get on the job interview? Bill: Oh, we can't hire you. We just want to take your picture.
Ameribanx Bank Manager: Let me get back to you. Excuse me. Dick Harper: Yes? Ameribanx Bank Manager: May I help you? Dick Harper: Vault Inspector Ameribanx Bank Manager: What happened to Phil? Dick Harper: Necrotizing Fasciitis Caused by an invasive streptococcus Ameribanx Bank Manager: What? Dick Harper: Flesh-eating disorder. Its all over the money. Might wanna wash your hands.
Dick Harper: We're all just cavemen, Trying to protect our little patch of land. Well now I've got a club, and I'm gonna take what I need. Jane Harper: Maybe you should steal some Prozac
Head Shop Clerk: Hey man, what can I do you for? Dick Harper: You can do me for all the money in the till. This is a stickup! Head Shop Clerk: Whoa, what's wrong with you, dude? Dick Harper: I'm married, that's what's wrong with me!
