Orny Adams: If I'm doing a show and being Jewish, I can pull out the Jewish stuff. If I want to do dating, I can do dating.
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Orny Adams: If I'm doing a show and being Jewish, I can pull out the Jewish stuff. If I want to do dating, I can do dating.
Jay Leno: If I get fired tomorrow, I'm a comic.
Jay Leno: If I get fired tomorrow, I'm a comic.
Orny Adams: If I'm doing a show and being Jewish, I can pull out the Jewish stuff. If I want to do dating, I can do dating.
Orny Adams: Read this paragraph to me. Right there, now don't touch it. Montreal Waitress: Oh I'm sorry. "Young standup comedian Orny Adams destroys", is that you? Montreal Waitress: Orny Adams, is that your real name? Get out of town. No mom would name their child Orny Adams.
Orny Adams: What a cocksucker. He's such a cock, he doesn't know the F-he's talking about. George Shapiro: Why? Orny Adams: I'm going to sit there and let that guy talk to me like that? George Shapiro: Wasn't, he didn't say anything bad, he just told you to relax. That's what I've been telling you. Just relax. Enjoy what's been happening. Orny Adams: I'm going to start doing to what George does just sit there and smile. George Shapiro: There's nothing he said that I would refute.
Jerry Seinfeld: I have no idea what the curve is, of when it's gonna... feel like it used to feel. Colin Quinn: When you're killing... you're up there killing, and you're miserable. That's how you'll know.
