乔治·卡林：这对你不好

George Carlin: He'd say "you swear on your mother's grave?" I'd say "yeah!" George Carlin: 'Cause first of all, if my mother was alive, she wouldn't even have a grave. And even if she was dead, what's she going to do? Rise from the grave and come and haunt me? George Carlin: Come and haunt me? All because I told a lie to an eight year old? Get fucking real!