Fidget: Hey, hey MPAA, how many movies have you censored today?
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Fidget: Hey, hey MPAA, how many movies have you censored today?
Cecil: Technique is nothing more than failed style.
Cecil: Power to the people who punish bad cinema!
Raven: Pain is pleasure! Slavery is freedom! Suicide for Satan!
Cecil: I'm Cecil B. Demented, and you're in my movie. Do not look into the lens and ruin the shot or you will be shot.
Honey: Family is just a dirty word for censorship.
Petie: Tell me about Mel Gibson's dick and balls!
Rodney: I'm ashamed of my heterosexuality!
Cecil: There are no rules in underground cinema, only edges.
Cecil: I am Cecil B. Demented! And this is a fucking kidnapping!
Dinah: Hey! We're not union! And we're takin' over this movie!
Cecil: No one gets laid until we've finished our movie. We're horny, but our film comes first!
Cherish: Porno Fans! It's me, Cherish! And I need your hardcore help!
Cecil: Continue eating the oysters or you will be shot and killed!
Honey: I am ready for my close-up, Mr. Demented.
Cecil: Principal photography has been completed!
Cecil: How's this for motivated, huh?
Fidget: Hey, hey MPAA, how many movies have you censored today?
Cecil: Technique is nothing more than failed style.
Cecil: I'm Cecil B. Demented, and you're in my movie. Do not look into the lens and ruin the shot or you will be shot.
Honey: Family is just a dirty word for censorship.
Cecil: Power to the people who punish bad cinema!
Raven: Pain is pleasure! Slavery is freedom! Suicide for Satan!
Cecil: There are no rules in underground cinema, only edges.
Petie: Tell me about Mel Gibson's dick and balls!
Rodney: I'm ashamed of my heterosexuality!
Cecil: I am Cecil B. Demented! And this is a fucking kidnapping!
Dinah: Hey! We're not union! And we're takin' over this movie!
Cecil: No one gets laid until we've finished our movie. We're horny, but our film comes first!
Cherish: Porno Fans! It's me, Cherish! And I need your hardcore help!
Cecil: Continue eating the oysters or you will be shot and killed!
Honey: I am ready for my close-up, Mr. Demented.
Cecil: Principal photography has been completed!
Cecil: How's this for motivated, huh?
Honey: How can you be a drug addict in the new millennium? It's so retro. Lyle: Before I was a drug addict, I had so many different problems. Now I just have one - drugs! Gave my life a real focus.
Cherish: All my directors fuck me. Cecil: I am not all your directors! I am Cecil B. Demented!
Fidget: No! I want to go home! I don't want to be in show business anymore! Cecil: I knew you were the weak one, Fidget. Just remember, your parents liked Godzilla. Lyle: They wouldn't even let you see R-rated films as a child. Dinah: They've never even been to a midnight movie. Chardonnay: They enjoy classic TV sitcoms turned into feature length films. Cherish: They've never rented a porno movie. Cecil: And to top it all off, they talk out loud in the theatre once the feature has begun. Honey: Oh, that really is unforgivable, Fidget. Fidget: Okay, okay! My parents are the enemies of film!
Honey: No! Please let me go! I promise I won't tell anyone about your little movie! Cecil: Little? Honey: I didn't mean, you know, *little*. I meant, you know, low-budget... ly cult.
Raven: Hi, I'm Raven, I'm a Satanist and I'll be doing your make-up. Raven: You look so pale... Raven: Sorry, but Satan says you need more color.
Honey: Cherish, this is America, you know. It's a free country. People can make bad movies if they so desire. Cecil: Not anymore they don't! Cherish: You think just cause you've made "real" movies you're better than me, don't you? Honey: Oh, please. Cherish: Do you know why I became a porno star? Cecil: Cherish has recovered memory. Cherish: When I was ten years old, my entire family fucked me under the Christmas tree. Honey: I'm so sorry. Cherish: Yeah, I bet you are... "jingle balls, jingle balls" my stupid brother started singing. Honey: Cherish: You think that's funny? Honey: No, I don't. Cecil: That's all behind you now, Cherish. We're here, and we're makin' movies.
Honey: It's that fucking new multiplex that opened in the mall, isn't it? Cherish: I heard they were sold out last night, mom. Lyle: No, not for the Flinstones sequel...!
Cecil: Do you see the pain your performance is causing me? Huh? Honey: Okay, yes I do. F... fine, uhm, I'll do it. Okay? Let's just shoot it.
