MacGruber: Hoss Bender, dead at the age of who the fuck cares.
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MacGruber: Hoss Bender, dead at the age of who the fuck cares.
MacGruber: Macgrubie don't play like homie, and homie don't play like that.
MacGruber: Your god can't save you, but I can.
MacGruber: That was great! That was fuckin' tits!
MacGruber: My name is MacGruber, Remember... that... NAME!
MacGruber: Hoss Bender, dead at the age of who the fuck cares.
MacGruber: Macgrubie don't play like homie, and homie don't play like that.
MacGruber: Your god can't save you, but I can.
MacGruber: That was great! That was fuckin' tits!
MacGruber: My name is MacGruber, Remember... that... NAME!
MacGruber: Don't make me beg here, because I will do it. I am so sorry, I am so goddamn sorry! Look I'm freaking out here! I killed them! I killed them all! I'm so fucking stupid! I don't know what I'm doing and everybody hates me! MacGruber: I will suck your dick, I will suck your fucking dick, just join my team. I'll suck your dick, you can fuck me, you can get fucked by me. You can watch me fuck something? Just point at something in the room and I'll fuck it for you! Just tell me what you want me to fuck! Lt. Dixon Piper: Jesus Christ, MacGruber! MacGruber: Just tell me what you want me to fuck!
Col. James Faith: They were nice funerals. MacGruber: Yeah. What did you think of my eulogies? Col. James Faith: Very touching. I might have cut back on the F-words a little. MacGruber: Well, they were fucking great guys. And this is a fucking asshole of a day.
Dieter Von Cunth: You punch like a little girl. MacGruber: Well, you're gonna walk around like a little girl. 'Cause after I disarm this nuke, I'm gonna cut off your dick and... Dieter Von Cunth: Shove it in my mouth. You're like a broken record! MacGruber: The only record I'm gonna break is the "amount of your own dick in your mouth" record.
MacGruber: Relax Vicki this is just like Nicaragua... Vicki St. Elmo: I got shot in Nicaragua! MacGruber: This is nothing like Nicaragua.
MacGruber: Okay, so once we take out the guards, Vicki will walk in dressed as Hoss, and then we'll just, you know, see what happens. You ready? Lt. Dixon Piper: Wait. Wait, so we're just gonna wing it? MacGruber: Piper, there's a big difference between winging it and seeing what happens. Now let's see what happens.
Vicki St. Elmo: Where were you? MacGruber: Sorry, I just took an upper decker in the bathroom. Vicki St. Elmo: A what? MacGruber: An upper decker, its when you take a dump in the water tank instead of bowl, never mind.
MacGruber: All right, we got a nuclear warhead to... Holy shit! Vicki St. Elmo: What's wrong, MacGruber? MacGruber: What the fuck is this! Lt. Dixon Piper: lt's a warhead, MacGruber. You can defuse it, right? MacGruber: Are you kidding me? Look at all this crap. There's, like, a million wires in here. l'm more like a three-wire guy.
MacGruber: How's your nose, rookie? Lt. Dixon Piper: It's fine. I just banged it into a giant vagina. MacGruber: So, my face is a vagina, huh? Well, I bet you wish your nose was a dick... so you could fuck butts.
MacGruber: Okay, now, piece of advice. When you use the old celery trick, you're gonna wanna go with the thick end. Seems counter-intuitive, but if you go thin end first, it just slides right out and you're... You're wasting your time. Lt. Dixon Piper: l'm never, ever gonna do that. MacGruber: Never ever say "Never ever." Okay, follow me.
