Madea: I'm Madea! Ma to the damn D-E-A!
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Madea: I'm Madea! Ma to the damn D-E-A!
Madea: God don't like you... He grew you in a petri dish!
Madea: He had to make it drizzle 'cause he couldn't make it rain.
Madea: I don't know what you blowing at me for but keep blowing.
Judge Mathis: You've heard the saying. "Speak when you're spoken to, or otherwise shut up."
Madea: Lord, do I have to listen to all this melodrama?
Madea: I'm Madea! Ma to the damn D-E-A!
Madea: God don't like you... He grew you in a petri dish!
Madea: He had to make it drizzle 'cause he couldn't make it rain.
Madea: I don't know what you blowing at me for but keep blowing.
Judge Mathis: You've heard the saying. "Speak when you're spoken to, or otherwise shut up."
Madea: Lord, do I have to listen to all this melodrama?
Madea: Cora do me a favor. Cora: What? Madea: Put the shut, to the up. Okay? Shut to the up.
Joe: You ain't gotta drive nowhere to get food. I know a place where you can get fed three meals a day for free. Madea: I ain't listening to none of your crazy talk right now, Joe. Joe: I ain't joking here, now. I know a place where you can go work, and they gonna treat you real nice, and give you three meals a day! Madea: What the hell you talking about? Where? Joe: Down there at the Georgia Aquarium, they had one of the whales die. You can just go on down there and swim around for a while, and they'll feed you. Madea: Just keep on laughing you rusty old bastard.
Dr. Phil: What is wrong with you? Why do you feel the need that you gotta "get" somebody all the time? Madea: Well when you gettin' "got" and somebody done "got" you and you go "get" them, when you get 'em everybody's gon' get got. Dr. Phil: Yea but you're gettin' the gotters when they didn't do anything to even get you. Madea: Yea but if the gotters get me I'm gonna get my glock.
T.T.: TADA! Brownies for my brownie! I made them myself. Madea: Yeah, what do you mean "brownies for my brownie"? You trying to call me black or somethin'?
Madea: What's that stand for, What's Wrong with Jermaine Dupri? Cora: No, What Would Jesus Do? Madea: Jesus didn't have no car, Cora.
Cora: I'm having some me time. Madea: Did I ask you for some me time? Did I ever ask you for anything? I never asked you for nothing!
Madea: Did you see Basic Instinct? Madea: This isn't that kind of a movie.
Madea: Lord have mercy, lord have mercy. She's going to make me tear the K and the B off this K-Mart.
Lady: My husband is a police officer Lady: and he's on his way here right now! Madea: I ain't scared of the Popo call the popo hoe call the popo. Lady: Honey, this women Lady: this this "Jemima-hunt" She ruined my car!
