從分手的那一天開始，我每天買一罐5月1號到期的鳳梨罐頭，我告訴我自己，當我買滿30罐的時候，她如果還不回來，這段感情就會過期。
出自電影《重慶森林》 的經典對白。
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何志武：不知道從甚麼時候開始，在每個樣東西上面都有一個日子。 秋刀魚會過期，肉醬也會過期。 連保鮮紙都會過期。 我開始懷疑，在這個世界上，還有什麼東西是不會過期？
不知道是我忘了關水龍頭，還是房子越來越有感情。我一直以為它是最堅強的，沒想到它哭得最厲害。一個人哭，你只需要給他一包紙巾，可是一個房子哭，你可要做多很多功夫。
從分手的那一天開始，我每天買一罐5月1號到期的鳳梨罐頭，我告訴我自己，當我買滿30罐的時候，她如果還不回來，這段感情就會過期。
其實了解一個人並不代表什麼，人是會變的，今天他喜歡鳳梨，明天他可以喜歡別的。
我們最接近的時候，我跟她之間的距離只有0.01公分，57個小時之後，我愛上了這個女人。
我和她最接近的時候，我們之間的距離只有0.01公分，我對她一無所知，六個鐘頭之後，她喜歡了另一個男人。
在1994年的5月1號，有一個女人跟我講了一聲「生日快樂」，因為這一句話，我會一直記住這個女人。如果記憶也是一個罐頭的話，我希望這罐罐頭不會過期 ；如果一定要加一個日子的話，我希望她是一萬年。
宵夜都咁多選擇，何況男朋友。
嗰日下晝我發左個夢，我好似去左佢屋企，行返出間屋個陣時，我以為會醒，點知有D夢係永遠都唔會醒。
今日同個日一樣咁大雨，望住個玻璃窗，我淨係諗住一個人，唔知佢有無打開封信呢？
He Zhiwu, Cop 223: If memories could be canned, would they also have expiry dates? If so, I hope they last for centuries.
He Zhiwu, Cop 223: We broke up on April's fools day, so I took it as a joke. I'm willing to humor her for a month.
Cop663: Actually, she did go to California that evening. But it was the other one.
Cop663: I thought we'd stay together for the long haul, flying like a jumbo jet on a full tank. But we changed course.
Cop663: He has great business sense. First he sold me fish and chips, then the whole thing.
Air Hostess: Change of flight. Your plane cancelled. Here's your key. Bye.
Cop663: Lonely? You look like a mess. Cold? I'll warm you up.
He Zhiwu, Cop 223: In May's eyes, I'm no different from a can of pineapple.
Cop663: On board every flight, there's one stewardess you long to seduce.
He Zhiwu, Cop 223: If memories could be canned, would they also have expiry dates? If so, I hope they last for centuries.
He Zhiwu, Cop 223: We broke up on April's fools day, so I took it as a joke. I'm willing to humor her for a month.
Cop663: I thought we'd stay together for the long haul, flying like a jumbo jet on a full tank. But we changed course.
He Zhiwu, Cop 223: In May's eyes, I'm no different from a can of pineapple.
Air Hostess: Change of flight. Your plane cancelled. Here's your key. Bye.
Cop663: Lonely? You look like a mess. Cold? I'll warm you up.
Cop663: On board every flight, there's one stewardess you long to seduce.
Cop663: Actually, she did go to California that evening. But it was the other one.
Cop663: He has great business sense. First he sold me fish and chips, then the whole thing.
Air Hostess: Change of flight. Your plane cancelled. Here's your key. Bye.
Cop663: Lonely? You look like a mess. Cold? I'll warm you up.
Cop663: Since she left, everything in the flat is sad. Everything needed lulling to sleep. Cop663: You've lost a lot of weight, you know. You used to be so chubby. Have more confidence in yourself. Cop663: You have to stop crying, you know. Where's your strength and absorbency? You're so shabby these days.
Faye: I'm not daydreaming. Manager of 'Midnight Express: Right. You're not daydreaming. You're sleepwalking.
He Zhiwu, Cop 223: Lulu? This is Qiwu. Want to come out for a drink? You're in bed already? This early? You were asleep? Never mind. Bye. He Zhiwu, Cop 223: Chieko-san? Guess who? This is Qiwu. That's right. Want to come out for a drink? Your husband? When did you get married? Five years! Has it been that long? You have two kids! You're happy, that's great! Okay, never mind. He Zhiwu, Cop 223: Is Kong Siu-wai there? This is He Qiwu. We were classmates in grade four. You don't remember? Nothing, goodbye.
Faye: Doomed, doomed, doomed, doomed, doomed! Manager of 'Midnight Express: 663 is good with girls, isn't he?
