Kitty Farmer: Sometimes I doubt your commitment to Sparkle Motion.
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Kitty Farmer: Sometimes I doubt your commitment to Sparkle Motion.
Karen Pommeroy: The children have to save themselves these days because the parents have no clue.
Gretchen: Some people are just born with tragedy in their blood.
Donnie: I think you're the fucking anti-Christ.
Prof. Kenneth Monnitoff: And did you stop and think that maybe infants need darkness? That maybe darkness is part of their natural environment?
Roberta Sparrow: Every creature on this Earth dies alone.
Jim Cunningham: You are a fear prisoner. Yes, you are a product of fear.
Kitty Farmer: "No duh" is a product of fear.
Frank: Don't worry. You got away with it.
Dr. Lilian Thurman: If this world were to end, there would only be you and him... and no one else.
Frank: What were you guys doing in the middle of the road, huh? What are you thinking?
Frank: I want you to watch the movie screen. There's something I want to show you.
Donnie: So we can't tell anyone what nobody knows?
Jim Cunningham: Is that all the gusto you can muster?
Donnie: One day it will be better for you.
Ronald Fisher: *Shut* up! Go back to China, bitch!
Donnie: How much are they paying you to do this?
Kitty Farmer: Excuse me. You need to go back to grad school.
Edward Darko: Damned airline better not fuck us on the shingle match.
Woman in video: For two years, I thought it was normal for a 10 year old to wet the bed.
Donnie: That's what's so illogical, you know, about being a Smurf. What's the point of living... if you don't have a dick?
Ronald Fisher: Hey, Porky Pig, I hope you get molested.
Frank: Do you believe in time travel?
Kitty Farmer: Sometimes I doubt your commitment to Sparkle Motion.
Karen Pommeroy: The children have to save themselves these days because the parents have no clue.
Gretchen: Some people are just born with tragedy in their blood.
Donnie: I think you're the fucking anti-Christ.
Prof. Kenneth Monnitoff: And did you stop and think that maybe infants need darkness? That maybe darkness is part of their natural environment?
Roberta Sparrow: Every creature on this Earth dies alone.
Donnie: I think you're the fucking anti-Christ.
Roberta Sparrow: Every creature on this Earth dies alone.
Donnie: Why are you wearing that stupid bunny suit? Frank: Why are you wearing that stupid man suit?
Dr. Lilian Thurman: Donnie, what did Roberta Sparrow say to you? Donnie: She said that every living creature on Earth dies alone.
Ronald Fisher: Beer and pussy. That's all I need. Sean Smith: We gotta find ourselves a Smurfette. Ronald Fisher: Smurfette? Sean Smith: Mm-hmm. Not some, like, tight-ass Middlesex chick, you know? Like, this cute little blonde that will get down and dirty with the guys. Like Smurfette does. Donnie: Smurfette doesn't fuck. Sean Smith: That's bullshit. Smurfette fucks all the other Smurfs. Why do you think Papa Smurf made her? Because all the other Smurfs were getting too horny. Ronald Fisher: No, no, no, not Vanity. I heard he was a homosexual. Sean Smith: Okay, well, you know what? Then she fucks them while Vanity watches. Okay? Ronald Fisher: What about Papa Smurf? I mean, he must get in on all the action. Sean Smith: Yeah, what he does, he films the gang-bang. Later on, he beats off to the tape. Donnie: First of all, Papa Smurf didn't create Smurfette. Gargamel did. She was sent in as Gargamel's evil spy with the intention of destroying the Smurf village. But the overwhelming goodness of the Smurf way of life transformed her. And as for the whole gang-bang scenario - It just couldn't happen. Smurfs are asexual. They don't even have reproductive organs under those little white pants. That's what's so illogical, you know, about being a Smurf. What's the point of living... if you don't have a dick? Ronald Fisher: Damn it, Donnie. Why do you gotta get so smart on us?
Rose Darko: Our son just called me a bitch. Edward Darko: You're not a bitch. You're bitchin', but you're not a bitch.
Dr. Lilian Thurman: Do you still think about girls a lot? Donnie: Yeah. Dr. Lilian Thurman: How are things going at school? Donnie: I think about girls a lot. Dr. Lilian Thurman: I asked you about school, Donnie. Donnie: I think about fucking a lot during school. Dr. Lilian Thurman: What else do you think about during school? Donnie: Married with Children. Dr. Lilian Thurman: Do you think about your family? Donnie: I just turn down the volume and think about fucking Christina Applegate. Dr. Lilian Thurman: I asked you about your family, Donnie. Donnie: No. I don't think about fucking my family. That's gross.
Donnie: I - I'm sorry. I... Gretchen: Look, Donnie, wait. Donnie: I like you a lot. Gretchen: I just want it to be at a time when it... Donnie: When what? Gretchen: When it reminds me just... Donnie: When it reminds you how beautiful the world can be? Gretchen: Yeah. Gretchen: And right now there's some fat guy over there staring at us.
Kitty Farmer: If you don't complete the assignment, you'll get a zero for the day. Kitty Farmer: Principal Cole: Donald, let me preface this by saying that your Iowa test scores are... intimidating. So... let's go over this again. What exactly did you say to Ms. Farmer? Kitty Farmer: I'll tell you what he said! He asked me to forcibly insert the lifeline exercise card into my anus!
Donnie: How can you do that? Frank: I can do anything I want. And so can you.
Elizabeth: You can go suck a fuck. Donnie: Oh, please, tell me, Elizabeth, how exactly does one suck a fuck?
Donnie: Where did you come from? Frank: Do you believe in time travel?
Rose Darko: I don't think telling any woman to forcibly insert an object into her anus is something that should go without consequence. Edward Darko: I think we should buy him a moped. Rose Darko: I think we should get a divorce.
