Earl 'Brother Boy' Ingram: Save me! Make all the ugly in the world go away!
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Earl 'Brother Boy' Ingram: Save me! Make all the ugly in the world go away!
Juanita Bartlett: You can't kill love, G.W., but love can kill you. And you don't want that.
Noleta Nethercott: Well, aunt little Neecy is crazy as a sack full of assholes, bless her heart!
LaVonda DuPree: Me 'n Sissy's hair has stood still for decades!
Earl 'Brother Boy' Ingram: Save me! Make all the ugly in the world go away!
Juanita Bartlett: You can't kill love, G.W., but love can kill you. And you don't want that.
Noleta Nethercott: Well, aunt little Neecy is crazy as a sack full of assholes, bless her heart!
LaVonda DuPree: Me 'n Sissy's hair has stood still for decades!
Jimmy Ray Brewton: We are gonna make Runnels County a "sanctuary county" for the institution of "biblical marriage", one man, one woman, and to never have a gay marriage performed in this county. Mrs. Barnes: Ever. Ever. We want our rainbow back!
Jimmy Ray Brewton: And there have been consequences to the moral decay of this country caused by the gays and the acceptance of their lifestyle and there will be more. 9/11. AIDS. Obama's election. Hurricane Katrina. Mrs. Barnes: And Sandy. Oh, and don't forget that Japanese tsunami. And fire ants! All because of the gays.
LaVonda DuPree: Well, Evelyn was in her kitchen, picklin' okras from her garden, and she put aunt little Neecy in front of the television to keep her occupied and to keep her from goin' through her underwear drawer again. I mean, she is just obsessed with Evelyn's underwear. Likes to try every one of 'em on. Earl Brother Boy Ingram: Oh, there's nothing crazy about that. LaVonda DuPree: Uh, well, it stretches them out!
Nurse Sample: No yelling in the hallways! There are sick people in here. Didn't your mother teach you to be considerate? Noleta Nethercott: No, ma'am. She just taught me to feel inferior and worthless.
Billy Joe Dobson: So... I guess... in a way, losin' my nuts was the best thing that could'a happened to me, and you. 'Cause if I still had my nuts, I'd have killed you, then we'd have sex, which you couldn't enjoy 'cause you'd be dead, but then... I'd certainly be attracted to you. Earl 'Brother Boy' Ingram: Well, thank you. Sure makes me feel better about myself.
Latrelle: Sissy, please read the scripture that I have chosen for my sermon. Sissy Hickey: John, 4: 7. "Dear friends, let us love one another". Latrelle: That's all. Simple. Just love. Says it all, doesn't it?
Earl 'Brother Boy' Ingram: I don't want to steal the bride's thunder. Is my hair too big? Roger: Too big? What's that even mean?
Sissy Hickey: And that oldest Winkler girl just had her fourth baby out of wedlock. They could have just slipped her a twenty and had a little white trash baby. Latrelle: No, thank you! I do not want a Winkler grandchild. No tellin' what's swimmin' in that gene pool.
Earl Brother Boy Ingram: Don't! You'll splatter blood on my costumes, and I've worked so hard on 'em! Billy Joe Dobson: You gotta be shittin' me! Earl Brother Boy Ingram: No, I'm not shitting you! Blood and splattered brains is so messy! Blood will not come out of chiffon!
Juanita Bartlett: Hey, big'un, a pack of my cigarettes and these Cheetos. Vera Lisso: The name is Vera. Vera Lisso, not big'un!
Sissy Hickey: Is that who I think it is? LaVonda DuPree: Yes! Yes, it's Dolly! Sissy Hickey: Look at them titties! Oh, my word!
Brother Boy: Save me! Make all the ugly in the world go away!
Juanita: You can't kill love, G.W., but love can kill you. And you don't want that.
LaVonda: Well, Evelyn was in her kitchen, picklin' okras from her garden, and she put aunt little Neecy in front of the television to keep her occupied and to keep her from goin' through her underwear drawer again. I mean, she is just obsessed with Evelyn's underwear. Likes to try every one of 'em on. Brother Boy: Oh, there's nothing crazy about that. LaVonda: Uh, well, it stretches them out!
Nurse Sample: No yelling in the hallways! There are sick people in here. Didn't your mother teach you to be considerate? Noleta: No, ma'am. She just taught me to feel inferior and worthless.
Billy Joe Dobson: So... I guess... in a way, losin' my nuts was the best thing that could'a happened to me, and you. 'Cause if I still had my nuts, I'd have killed you, then we'd have sex, which you couldn't enjoy 'cause you'd be dead, but then... I'd certainly be attracted to you. Brother Boy: Well, thank you. Sure makes me feel better about myself.
Latrelle: Sissy, please read the scripture that I have chosen for my sermon. Sissy: John, 4: 7. "Dear friends, let us love one another". Latrelle: That's all. Simple. Just love. Says it all, doesn't it?
Brother Boy: I don't want to steal the bride's thunder. Is my hair too big? Roger: Too big? What's that even mean?
Noleta: Well, aunt little Neecy is crazy as a sack full of assholes, bless her heart!
Sissy: And that oldest Winkler girl just had her fourth baby out of wedlock. They could have just slipped her a twenty and had a little white trash baby. Latrelle: No, thank you! I do not want a Winkler grandchild. No tellin' what's swimmin' in that gene pool.
Brother Boy: Don't! You'll splatter blood on my costumes, and I've worked so hard on 'em! Billy Joe Dobson: You gotta be shittin' me! Brother Boy: No, I'm not shitting you! Blood and splattered brains is so messy! Blood will not come out of chiffon!
Juanita: Hey, big'un, a pack of my cigarettes and these Cheetos. Vera: The name is Vera. Vera Lisso, not big'un!
Sissy: Is that who I think it is? LaVonda: Yes! Yes, it's Dolly! Sissy: Look at them titties! Oh, my word!
LaVonda: Me 'n Sissy's hair has stood still for decades!
