Will Bloom: You're like Santa Claus and the Easter Bunny combined - just as charming, and just as fake.
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Young Ed Bloom: You don't know me but my name is Edward Bloom and I love you.
Senior Ed Bloom: Sometimes, the only way to catch an uncatchable woman is to offer her a wedding ring.
Senior Ed Bloom: Most men, they'll tell you a story straight through. It won't be complicated, but it won't be interesting either.
Senior Ed Bloom: I've been nothin' but myself since the day I was born, and if you can't see that it's your failin', not mine.
Norther Winslow: Roses are red. Violets are blue. I love Spectre.
Norther Winslow: The grass so green. Skies so blue. Spectre is really great!
Young Ed Bloom: Sandra Templeton, I love you and I WILL marry you.
Will Bloom: You become what you always were - a very big fish.
Young Ed Bloom: She said that the biggest fish in the river gets that way by never getting caught.
Young Ed Bloom: And what I recall of Sunday school was that the more difficult something became, the more rewarding it was in the end.
Jenny: I loved a man who could never love me back. I was living in a fairytale.
Will Bloom: I know better than to argue romance with a French woman.
Senior Ed Bloom: It's rude to talk about religion, you never know who you're gonna offend.
Will Bloom: You're like Santa Claus and the Easter Bunny combined - just as charming, and just as fake.
Will Bloom: A man tells so many stories, that he becomes the stories. They live on after him, and in that way he becomes immortal.
Norther Winslow: Everyday a new adventure, That's my motto.
Young Ed Bloom: Now I may not have much, but I have more determination then any man you're ever likely to meet.
Senior Sandra Bloom: I don't think I'll ever dry out.
Sandra Bloom: He's almost a stranger, and I prefer him to you!
Young Ed Bloom: I was the biggest thing Ashton had ever seen. Until one day, a stranger arrived.
Young Ed Bloom: The biggest fish in the river gets that way by never getting caught.
Will Bloom: We have to take Glenville to avoid the church traffic because the damn church people drive too slow.
Senior Ed Bloom: Your mother was never supposed to marry me. She was engaged to somebody else.
Norther Winslow: Roses are red. Violets are blue. I love Spectre...
Will Bloom: Dad, I have no idea who you are because you have never told me a single fact.
Zacky Price (Age 10): She'll make soap out of you. That's what she does. She makes soap out of people.
Young Ed Bloom: You don't know me, but my name's Edward Bloom... And I love you.
Young Ed Bloom: I can't go back, I'm a human sacrifice.
Senior Ed Bloom: Truth is, I've always been thirsty.
Young Ed Bloom: You don't know me but my name is Edward Bloom and I love you.
Senior Ed Bloom: Sometimes, the only way to catch an uncatchable woman is to offer her a wedding ring.
Senior Ed Bloom: Most men, they'll tell you a story straight through. It won't be complicated, but it won't be interesting either.
Senior Ed Bloom: I've been nothin' but myself since the day I was born, and if you can't see that it's your failin', not mine.
Norther Winslow: Roses are red. Violets are blue. I love Spectre.
Norther Winslow: The grass so green. Skies so blue. Spectre is really great!
Young Ed Bloom: Sandra Templeton, I love you and I WILL marry you.
Will Bloom: You become what you always were - a very big fish.
Young Ed Bloom: She said that the biggest fish in the river gets that way by never getting caught.
Young Ed Bloom: And what I recall of Sunday school was that the more difficult something became, the more rewarding it was in the end.
Jenny: I loved a man who could never love me back. I was living in a fairytale.
Will Bloom: I know better than to argue romance with a French woman.
Senior Ed Bloom: It's rude to talk about religion, you never know who you're gonna offend.
Will Bloom: You're like Santa Claus and the Easter Bunny combined - just as charming, and just as fake.
Will Bloom: A man tells so many stories, that he becomes the stories. They live on after him, and in that way he becomes immortal.
Norther Winslow: Everyday a new adventure, That's my motto.
Young Ed Bloom: Now I may not have much, but I have more determination then any man you're ever likely to meet.
Senior Sandra Bloom: I don't think I'll ever dry out.
Sandra Bloom: He's almost a stranger, and I prefer him to you!
Young Ed Bloom: You don't know me but my name is Edward Bloom and I love you.
Norther Winslow: The grass so green. Skies so blue. Spectre is really great!
Will Bloom: You're like Santa Claus and the Easter Bunny combined - just as charming, and just as fake.
Sandra Bloom: He's almost a stranger, and I prefer him to you!
Sandra Bloom: You don't even know me. Young Ed Bloom: I have the rest of my life to find out.
Senior Ed Bloom: People needn't worry so much. It's not my time yet. This is not how I go. Will Bloom: Really? Senior Ed Bloom: Truly. I saw it in the eye. Will Bloom: The old lady by the swamp? Senior Ed Bloom: She was a *witch*. Will Bloom: No, she was old and probably senile. Senior Ed Bloom: I saw my death in that eye, and this isn't how it happens. Will Bloom: So how does it happen? Senior Ed Bloom: Surprise ending. Wouldn't want to ruin it for you.
Karl: I don't want to eat you. I just get so hungry. I'm just too big. Young Ed Bloom: Did you ever think that maybe you're not too big, but maybe this town is just too small?
Josephine: I'd like to take your picture. Senior Ed Bloom: Oh, you don't need a picture. Just look up "handsome" in the dictionary.
Norther Winslow: I've been working on this poem for 12 years. Young Ed Bloom: Really? Norther Winslow: There's a lot of expectation. I don't wanna disappoint my fans. Young Ed Bloom: May I? Young Ed Bloom: The grass so green Skies so blue. Spectre is really great! Young Ed Bloom: It's only three lines long. Norther Winslow: This is why you should never show a work in progress.
Amos Calloway: Didn't kill anything, did I? Young Ed Bloom: A couple of rabbits, but I think one of 'em was already dead. Amos Calloway: That would explain the indigestion.
Young Ed Bloom: Your last name is different. You married. Jenny: I was 18, he was 28. Turns out it was a big difference.
Amos Calloway: I haven't seen a customer this depressed since the elephant sat on that farmer's wife! Amos Calloway: Amos Calloway: Depressed? Amos Calloway: See, the big guy likes it. Young Ed Bloom: I just saw the woman I'm going to marry, and I lost her.
Young Ed Bloom: The biggest fish in the river gets that way by never getting caught.
