Doc: Roads? Where we're going, we don't need roads.
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Doc: Roads? Where we're going, we don't need roads.
Old Biff: Flying DeLorean? I haven't seen one of those in 30 years.
Jennifer: I get married in the Chapel O Love?
Doc: Roads? Where we're going, we don't need roads.
Marty McFly: Shark still looks fake.
Marty McFly: I don't remember bars bein' on these windows...
Doc: Marty! What in the name of Sir Isaac H. Newton happened here?
Marty McFly, Jr.: Oh great, the atrocity channel!
Griff Tannen: Well! Since when did you become the physical type?
Biff Tannen: Hey kid, say hello to your grandma for me.
Marty McFly: This is heavy.
Marty McFly: I don't remember bars bein' on these windows...
Marty McFly, Jr.: Oh great, the atrocity channel!
Griff Tannen: Well! Since when did you become the physical type?
Old Biff: You always did have a way with women. Young Biff: Get the hell out of my car, old man! Old Biff: You wanna marry that girl, Biff? I can help make it happen. Young Biff: Oh-oh, yeah, who are you, Miss Lonelyhearts? Old Biff: Just get in the car, Butthead. Young Biff: Who you callin' "butthead", Butthead? Young Biff: How do you know how to do that? Nobody can start this car but me. Old Biff: Just get in the car, Tannen. Today's your lucky day.
Marty McFly: What about the police, Biff? They're gonna match up the bullet with that gun. Biff Tannen: Kid, I own the police! Besides, they couldn't match up the bullet that killed your old man. Marty McFly: You son of a... Biff Tannen: I suppose it's poetic justice - two McFlys with the same gun.
Iko 'Jitz' Fujitsu, Marty's Boss in 2015: McFly! Middle-Aged Marty: Fujitsu-san, Konnichiwa. Iko 'Jitz' Fujitsu, Marty's Boss in 2015: McFly, I was monitoring that scan you just interfaced. You are *terminated*! Middle-Aged Marty: Terminated? No, no, it wasn't my fault sir! It was Needles, Needles was behind the whole thing! Iko 'Jitz' Fujitsu, Marty's Boss in 2015: And you cooperated! Middle-Aged Marty: No, I didn't, ah, it was a sting operation. Iko 'Jitz' Fujitsu, Marty's Boss in 2015: It was illegal, and you knew! Middle-Aged Marty: I was - I was - I was setting him up. Iko 'Jitz' Fujitsu, Marty's Boss in 2015: McFly, read my fax! Middle-Aged Marty: No! Please! No! I cannot be fired, I'm fired! Oh! Middle-Aged Marty: Oh, this is heavy. Middle-Aged Marty: What am I gonna tell Jennifer?
Marty McFly: Oh, this is heavy, Doc. I mean, it's like I was just here yesterday. Doc: You were here yesterday, Marty.
Marty McFly: I don't get it, Doc. I mean, how can all this be happening? It's like we're in Hell or something. Doc: No, it's Hill Valley. Although I can't imagine Hell being much worse!
Young Biff: Why don't you make like a tree and get out of here? Old Biff: It's *leave*, you idiot! "Make like a tree, and leave." You sound like a damn fool when you say it wrong. Young Biff: All right then, LEAVE! And take your book with you!
Old Terry: Save the clock tower! Old Terry: Hey kid, thumb a hundred bucks will ya, help save the clock tower? Marty McFly: I... Sorry, no. Another time. Old Terry: Come on, kid. That's an important historical landmark. Lightning struck that thing sixty years ago! Marty McFly: 'Cubs win world series... against Miami'? Old Terry: Yeah, it's somethin', huh? Who woulda thought? 100 to 1 shot! I wish I could go back to the beginning of the season, put some money on the Cubs. Marty McFly: I just meant that Miami- What did you just say? Old Terry: I said I wish I could go back to the beginning of the season, put some money on the Cubbies!
Middle-Aged Marty: Hey, Needles. Needles: So, did you take a look at that little business proposal of mine? Middle-Aged Marty: I don't know, Needles. Needles: What are you afraid of? If this thing works it'll solve all your financial problems. Middle-Aged Marty: And if it doesn't work Needles, I could get fired! It's *illegal*! I mean, what if the Jitz is monitoring, huh? Needles: The Jitz'll never find out! Middle-Aged Marty: Oh, ha, ha. Needles: Come on... Stick your card in the slot and I'll handle it. Unless you want everyone in the division to think you're *chicken*. Middle-Aged Marty: Nobody calls me 'chicken', Needles. Nobody! Needles: All right, prove it. Middle-Aged Marty: All right, all right Needles. Here's my card. Scan it, I'm in. Needles: Thanks McFly, I'll see you at the plant tomorrow.
Western Union Man: Kid, you all right? You need any help? Marty McFly: There's only one man who can help me.
Marty McFly: "Within two hours of his arrest, Martin McFly Jr. was tried, convicted and sentenced to fifteen years in the state penitentiary."? Within two hours? Doc: The justice system works swiftly in the future now that they've abolished all lawyers.
Biff Tannen: Hold on one second. Let's get this straight. Marty is *your* kid, not mine. And all the money in the world wouldn't do jack shit for that lazy bum! Lorraine Baines: Stop it, Biff, just stop it! Biff Tannen: Look at him. He's a butthead just like his old man was. Lorraine Baines: Don't you dare speak that way about George! You're not even half the man he was.
Lorraine Baines: Dammit Biff, that's it. I'm leaving! Biff Tannen: Oh, so go ahead. But think about this Lorraine, who's gonna pay for all your clothes, huh? And your jewelry, and your liquor? Who's gonna pay for your cosmetic surgery Lorraine? Lorraine Baines: You were the one who wanted me to get these-these things! If you want 'em back, you can have em. Biff Tannen: Look, Lorraine, you walk out that door and I won't only cut off you, I'll cut off your kids. Lorraine Baines: You wouldn't! Biff Tannen: Oh, wouldn't I? First, your daughter Linda, I'll cancel all her credit cards. She can settle her debts with the bank all by herself. Your idiot son Dave? I'll get his probation revoked. And as for Marty, well maybe you'd like to have all three of your kids behind bars just like your brother Joey. One big happy jailbird family. Lorraine Baines: Alright Biff, you win. I'll stay. Biff Tannen: As for you, I'll be back up here in an hour, so you better not be!
Marty McFly: How could he be your husband? How could you leave dad for him? Old Lorraine: Leave dad? Marty, are you feeling all right? Marty McFly: No! No I'm not feeling all right! I don't understand one damn thing that's goin' on around here and why nobody can give me a simple straight answer! Old Lorraine: Oh, they must have hit you over the head hard this time. Marty McFly: Mom, I just wanna know one thing. Where's my father? Where's George McFly? Old Lorraine: Marty... George... Your father is in the same place he's been for the past 12 years... Oak Park Cemetery.
Grandma Tannen: Biff, Biff, where are you goin' now? Biff Tannen: I told you, grandma, I'm goin' to the dance. Grandma Tannen: When you comin' home? Biff Tannen: I'll get home, when I get home. Grandma Tannen: Don't forget to turn off the garage lights!
Lorraine Baines: Biff, somebody already asked me to the dance. Biff Tannen: Who? That bug George McFly? Lorraine Baines: I'm going with Calvin Klein, okay? Biff Tannen: Calvin Klein? No, it's not okay!
Biff Tannen: That's about as funny as a screen door on a battleship. Marty McFly: It's "screen door on a submarine," you dork.
Lorraine Baines: Are you all right? Marty McFly: I'm fine, I'm fine. It's just that you're so... you're so... big.
Marty McFly: Are you two related? Biff Tannen: Hello? Hello? Anybody home? What do you think? Griff just called me Grandpa for his health?
Doc: Sometime today, old Biff will show up to give young Biff the Almanac. Above all, you must not interfere with that event. We must let Old Biff believe he succeeded, so that he'll leave 1955 and bring the DeLorean back to the future. Marty McFly: Right. Doc: Once Old Biff is gone, grab the Almanac anyway that you can. Remember, both of our futures depend on this. Marty McFly: You don't have to remind me of that, Doc.
S. S. Strickland: Is that liquor I smell Tannen? Young Biff: Ahhh, I wouldn't know. I don't know what liquor smells like, cuz I'm too young to drink it.
Doc: What's this? Marty McFly: Uh, it's a... souvenir. Doc: "50 years of sports statistics." Hardly recreational reading material, Marty. Marty McFly: Well, hey, Doc, what's the harm in bringing back a little info on the future? You know, maybe we could place a couple bets. Doc: Marty, I didn't invent the time machine for financial gain! The intent here is to gain a clearer perception of humanity. Where we've been, where we're going, the pitfalls and the possibilities, the perils, and the promise. Perhaps even an answer to that universal question, "Why?" Marty McFly: Hey, Doc, I'm all for that. What's wrong with making a few bucks on the side?
'Ronald Reagan' Video Waiter: Welcome to the Cafe 80's, where it's always morning in America, even in the afternoo-noo-noon. Our special today is mesquite-grilled sushi... 'Ayatollah Khomeini' Video Waiter: You must have the hostage special! 'Ronald Reagan' Video Waiter: Cajun style. 'Ayatollah Khomeini' Video Waiter: You must have the hostage special. Marty McFly: Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey! All I want is a Pepsi.
