Claire Cleary: Well... you're not that young.
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John Beckwith: You know how they say we only use 10 percent of our brains? I think we only use 10 percent of our hearts.
John Beckwith: I'd like to be pimps from Oakland or cowboys from Arizona but it's not Halloween. Grow up Peter Pan, Count Chocula.
Claire Cleary: True love is the soul's recognition of its counterpoint in another.
Mrs. Kroeger: You shut your mouth when you're talking to me!
John Beckwith: What are you doing? It's a game of touch football, every time I look over you're on your ass again.
Flip: Yeah! Crabcakes and Football. That's what Maryland does!
Jeremy Grey: Just a couple of kids who like to fuck, tryin' to make it honest, I get it...
Grandma Mary Cleary: But that wife of his, Eleanor... Big dyke! Huge dyke. A real rug muncher. Looked like a big lesbian mule.
Jeremy Grey: She took me below deck for forty-five minutes. I have no bodily fluids left in me.
Jeremy Grey: Tattoo on the lower back? Might as well be a bullseye.
Jeremy Grey: Are you kidding me? I love crab cakes! They're phenomenal!
Jeremy Grey: I felt like Jodie Foster in "The Accused" last night.
Secretary Cleary: Well, the guy wants to run for president, he thinks Moby Dick is a venereal disease.
Jeremy Grey: I got to get outta here, pronto. I got a stage five clinger. Stage five, virgin, clinger.
Jeremy Grey: Never walk away from a crasher in a funny jacket! Rule #115!
Chazz Reinhold: I almost numchucked you, you don't even realize!
Jeremy Grey: Buddy, for your own good you gotta let this go.
Mr. Kroeger: That's it! Go comatose for me, baby.
Todd Cleary: I made you a painting. I call it "Celebration." It's sexual and violent. I thought you might like it.
Chazz Reinhold: What is she doing back there? I never know what she's doing.
John Beckwith: What are you going to do for an encore? Walk on water?
Old Chinese Man: That's Mai Lin's adopted son Manni, the veterinarian.
Jeremy Grey: Share that with the Dalai Lama, jack ass!
John Beckwith: Rule #1: Never Leave a Fellow Crasher Behind.
Jeremy Grey: I always knew I was never going to be a professional bull fighter, but that's not why I did it.
Jeremy Grey: Watch me take this on down the road.
Chazz Reinhold: Grief is nature's most powerful aphrodisiac.
Jeremy Grey: I can't take any more of this fucking shit!
Ken Cleary: Congratulations, young man! Welcome to the family!
Jeremy Grey: I'm not perfect, but who are we kidding, neither are you.
Claire Cleary: Well... you're not that young.
Sack Lodge: Are you not getting enough attention?
Jeremy Grey: Please don't take a turn to negative town.
Jeremy Grey: I'm sorry. I'm not sorry. Okay? I'm not gonna apologize, I'm a cocksman! Tourette's.
Jeremy Grey: These bacon-wrapped scallops - phenomenal!
Jeremy Grey: You and I both know I'm a phenomenal dancer!
Jeremy Grey: Grab that net and catch that beautiful butterfly, pal!
Mrs. Reinhold, Chazz's Mom: Pick up your fucking skateboard!
Jeremy Grey: That's not how you cut cake, you gotta treat cake like a lady!
Jeremy Grey: Guys, the real enemy here, is the institution of marriage, it unrealistic, it's crazy!
John Beckwith: You know how they say we only use 10 percent of our brains? I think we only use 10 percent of our hearts.
John Beckwith: I'd like to be pimps from Oakland or cowboys from Arizona but it's not Halloween. Grow up Peter Pan, Count Chocula.
Mrs. Kroeger: You shut your mouth when you're talking to me!
John Beckwith: What are you doing? It's a game of touch football, every time I look over you're on your ass again.
Flip: Yeah! Crabcakes and Football. That's what Maryland does!
Jeremy Grey: Just a couple of kids who like to fuck, tryin' to make it honest, I get it...
Jeremy Grey: She took me below deck for forty-five minutes. I have no bodily fluids left in me.
Jeremy Grey: Tattoo on the lower back? Might as well be a bullseye.
Jeremy Grey: Are you kidding me? I love crab cakes! They're phenomenal!
Secretary Cleary: Well, the guy wants to run for president, he thinks Moby Dick is a venereal disease.
Claire Cleary: True love is the soul's recognition of its counterpoint in another.
Grandma Mary Cleary: But that wife of his, Eleanor... Big dyke! Huge dyke. A real rug muncher. Looked like a big lesbian mule.
Jeremy Grey: She took me below deck for forty-five minutes. I have no bodily fluids left in me.
John Beckwith: Don't waste your time on girls with hats. They tend to be very proper. Jeremy Grey: Yeah? Well, the proper girl in the hat just eye-fucked the shit out of me. John Beckwith: Why don't you say it a little louder? I don't think the priest heard you.
Todd Cleary: Jeremy tried to seduce me! I want my painting back! Jeremy Grey: The painting was a gift, Todd. I'm taking it with me.
Jeremy Grey: How many times you gonna do this shit? Rule #32: You don't commit to a relative unless you're absolutely positive they have a pulse. John Beckwith: Rule #16: Give me an up-to-date family tree. That was your mistake. You made me look like an idiot. Jeremy Grey: Rule #76: No excuses. Play like a champion!
Chazz Reinhold: So how's my protégé? John Beckwith: Jeremy, believe it or not, is getting married! Chazz Reinhold: What? What an idiot! What a loser! Good! Good! More for you and me.
Janice: I've got the perfect girl for you! Jeremy Grey: Janice, I apologize to you if I don't seem real eager to jump into a forced awkward intimate situation that people like to call dating. I don't like the feeling. You're sitting there, you're wondering do I have food on my face, am I eating, am I talking too much, are they talking enough, am I interested I'm not really interested, should I play like I'm interested but I'm not that interested but I think she might be interested but do I want to be interested but now she's not interested? So all of the sudden I'm getting, I'm starting to get interested... And when am I supposed to kiss her? Do I have to wait for the door cause then it's awkward, it's like well goodnight. Do you do like that ass-out hug? Where you like, you hug each other like this and your ass sticks out cause you're trying not to get too close or do you just go right in and kiss them on the lips or don't kiss them at all? It's very difficult trying to read the situation. And all the while you're just really wondering are we gonna get hopped up enough to make some bad decisions? Perhaps play a little game called "just the tip". Just for a second, just to see how it feels. Or, ouch, ouch you're on my hair. Janice: Okay... Jeremy Grey: OK, can you, can you put that so he can't see it? Thank you. Hey, Janice... great talk.
John Beckwith: Sorry I'm late. Jeremy Grey: No problem. John Beckwith: I'm sorry I called you white trash. Jeremy Grey: Apology accepted. John Beckwith: And I'm sorry I called you hillbilly. I don't even know what that means. Jeremy Grey: John, it's OK. Do you mind if I get married now?
John Beckwith: That brings us to the question of frequent flyer miles. Mrs. Kroeger: I want them. John Beckwith: Know what we're gonna do? We're gonna split them right down the middle. How would that be, Mr Kroeger? Mr. Kroeger: It would be not good at all. I earned those miles. Mrs. Kroeger: Yeah, you earned them flying to Denver to meet your whore. Mr. Kroeger: She's not afraid to express herself sexually if that's what you mean. Mrs. Kroeger: She's a stripper, for God's sake. Mr. Kroeger: She is not. Mrs. Kroeger: Her name is Chastity. She is white trash, same as you. Hillbilly!
Bratty Kid: I want a bicycle. Jeremy Grey: Listen, a bicycle is going to take a lot of balloons and frankly, uncle Jeremy is a bit tired. How about I make you something else? Bratty Kid: I just want a bicycle! Jeremy Grey: Why... why are you yelling at me? Bratty Kid: Make me a bicycle, clown! Jeremy Grey: All right, I'm going to make you a bicycle. But I don't want to make you a bicycle. Bratty Kid: Shut your mouth, funny guy, and make it. Jeremy Grey: Take that, you hyena, don't say thank you.
Todd Cleary: Death, you are my bitch lover! Secretary Cleary: Todd, that's good! Tell that mean ocean!
Jeremy Grey: Does anyone know what this here is used for? Little Boy: Rollin' a fatty? Jeremy Grey: No... Not for... Where'd you learn that?
Sack Lodge: Claire, you get your fucking ass on that altar right now! John Beckwith: Wow, we're getting a great preview of what marriage is gonna be like with Ike Turner over here.
Hindu Woman: French Foreign Legion? John Beckwith: Yeah, we lost a lot of good men out there. Bridesmaid: Mount Everest? Jeremy Grey: I don't like to talk about it because we lost so many good men out there. John Beckwith: We lost so many good men out there. Bridesmaid: Playing with the Yankees? John Beckwith: Yes, with the Yankees you loose good men to trades and unruly fans. Look I don't want to talk about it. I'm sorry.
Claire Cleary: So is it just about the money? John Beckwith: No no, it's about, uh, investing in companies that are ethically and morally defensible. Sack Lodge: Well, like what? Give me an example. John Beckwith: Like what? Well, there's the company that we have where we're taking the, the fur or the wool from sheep and we turn it into thread for homeless people to sew. And then they make it into cloth, which they in turn sew, then um... make little shirts and pants for other homeless people to sell. It's a pretty good deal. Jeremy Grey: People - People helping people. Claire Cleary: That's - that's very admirable. John Beckwith: Thank you. Although, don't make me out to be a saint just yet. We do turn a small profit. After all, someone has to pay for the, uh, John Beckwith: Lap dancers for the big guy here. Jeremy Grey: Oh, ha ha ha, he's joking around. It feels so good when he jokes.
Secretary Cleary: Once Sack and Claire tie the knot, two of the great American families, the Clearys and the Lodges, will finally unite. John Beckwith: And then of course you can challenge the Klingons for interstellar domination.
Claire Cleary: What is true love? John Beckwith: True love is your soul's recognition of its counterpoint in another. Claire Cleary: It's a little cheesy but I like it. John Beckwith: I read it on a bumper sticker!
Jeremy Grey: I'm getting married. John Beckwith: Get out. Jeremy Grey: But you just said you were happy... John Beckwith: I'm hanging by a thread. I'm reading don't-kill-myself books. Jeremy Grey: You said the book wasn't yours. John Beckwith: Don't worry about the book. It's not mine. But I glanced at it.
Chazz Reinhold: I almost numchucked you, you don't even realize!
