Coleman: President thought you boys could use a little looking-after. But I draw the line at defying gravity, so good luck.
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Coleman: President thought you boys could use a little looking-after. But I draw the line at defying gravity, so good luck.
Dr. Arliss Loveless: We may not have a woodshed on board, but that boy is gonna get a whuppin' anyway!
Capt. James West: Never drum on a white lady's boobies at a big redneck dance. Got it.
Capt. James West: That's it, no more Mr. Knife guy.
Dr. Arliss Loveless: The wrongs will be righted! The past made present! The United - divided!
McGrath: And they say you scientists are supposed to be smart.
Oo Jim! Capt. James West: Uh, as much as I'd like to take credit for that, darling, you might wanna hand me my gun.
Dr. Arliss Loveless: Don't you just *HATE* that song?
Dr. Arliss Loveless: We may not have a woodshed on board, but that boy is gonna get a whuppin' anyway!
Capt. James West: Never drum on a white lady's boobies at a big redneck dance. Got it.
Coleman: President thought you boys could use a little looking-after. But I draw the line at defying gravity, so good luck.
Capt. James West: That's it, no more Mr. Knife guy.
McGrath: And they say you scientists are supposed to be smart.
Dr. Arliss Loveless: The wrongs will be righted! The past made present! The United - divided!
Capt. James West: Now that's... a whuppin'.
Dr. Arliss Loveless: Don't you just *HATE* that song?
Dr. Arliss Loveless: Mister West! How nice of you to join us tonight and add COLOR to these monochromatic proceedings! Capt. James West: Well when a fella comes back from the dead, I find that an occasion to STAND UP and be counted! Dr. Arliss Loveless: Miss East informs me that you were expectin' to see General McGrath here. Well, I knew him years ago, but I haven't seen him in a COON's age! Capt. James West: Well, I can see where it'd be difficult for a man of your stature to keep in touch with even HALF the people you know. Dr. Arliss Loveless: Well, perhaps the lovely Miss East will keep you from bein' a SLAVE to your disappointment! Capt. James West: Well, you know beautiful women; they encourage you one minute, and CUT THE LEGS OUT from under you the next!
Capt. James West: Loveless has kidnapped metallurgists, so whatever he's building is going to have armor. He's kidnapped chemists, so it'll have explosives. And you've said that Rita's father is the biggest expert on hydraulics in the world, so it's going to move. What could he be building that will make the president surrender the U.S. Goverment? Artemus Gordon: A bedside heater. Capt. James West: What? Artemus Gordon: Rita. She could use a bedside heater. It gets rather cold back there.
Capt. James West: I thought I'd go as a government agent who's going to shoot and kill General Bloodbath McGrath. Artemus Gordon: An armed Negro cowboy costume in a room full of white, Southern, former slave-owners. You'll win first prize.
Artemus Gordon: Oh, look. My auxiliary tool kit, I forgot all about it. It must have fallen out of my pocket. Capt. James West: Your pocket? Why wasn't it on some spring-loaded contraption that shoots out your ass? Artemus Gordon: That's the first place Loveless would have looked.
Artemus Gordon: ... Gypsy Queen... pirate... Ah. How about this? You can come as my manservant. Capt. James West: Why, yes'um, Master Gordon; Oh I swears, I'd be delghtedi! I sing, I dance for you, sir! Oh, and I swears none of the other white folks'll knows Capt. James West: I'd rather shoot myself than play your damn manservant.
Dr. Arliss Loveless: Rita, my dear. Not that I'm ungrateful to providence for bringing you back, but I have to confess - I'm just a little bit curious as to how you managed to wind up with them. Rita Escobar: Well, they seemed so sure that they could find you, I thought if I stayed with them, they'd bring me back to all my friends. Rita Escobar: Not to give you a big head, but, I kind of missed you. Dr. Arliss Loveless: Well, isn't that a coincidence? Cos, I kinda miss me too!
Artemus Gordon: Hold on. Avanti! Artemus Gordon: Avanti! Avanti! Capt. James West: Why isn't this thing avanti-ing? Artemus Gordon: We're not getting enough lift! We need more speed! Capt. James West: Artie, that's a cliff! Artemus Gordon: Yes, I know! Capt. James West: That means the ground is gonna end! Artemus Gordon: Yes, I know! Capt. James West: Gordon... Gordon... GORDON! Artemus Gordon: It works! It works! Capt. James West: If you had to get one right, Artie, I'm sure glad it was this one.
Dr. Arliss Loveless: Mr. President, for the last time, sign the surrender, or I will decimate this town! President Grant: You've had my answer. Dr. Arliss Loveless: Well, I understand your position, sir, but I urge you to reconsider, in light of the following!
Artemus Gordon: We have the element of surprise. What does Loveless have? Artemus Gordon: He has his own city. Capt. James West: He has an 80-foot tarantula. Artemus Gordon: Yes, well, I was just coming to that.
Arliss Loveless: Well, I'll be a MONKEY'S uncle! How how did we arrive in this DARK situation? Capt. James West: I don't know, Dr. Loveless. I'm just as STUMPED as you are.
McGrath: What's this? Artemus Gordon: Why, it's a deep, deep pool. Maybe it's your old swimming hole, General. Are you feeling sleepy? McGrath: Yes, I'm sleepy. Artemus Gordon: Good. Now you're going to be my little doggy, and when I say "speak" you're going to tell me everything I want to know. Understand? McGrath: Woof! Artemus Gordon: Good boy. Now, which scientist is that in the next room? Is it Dr. Escobar? Speak! McGrath: Woof! Woof! Artemus Gordon: You can speak words, you stupid mutt.
Capt. James West: Let me tell you something about your beloved art of disguise, Gordon. That night at Fat Can's, it wasn't a difficult task to tell that you weren't a woman. Artemus Gordon: I was propositioned by three men!
Capt. James West: You know, you could put a gun on that. Artemus Gordon: Then where would I keep my pencil?
Miss East: So let's see Mr. West, are you a spy of some sort or just a handsome cowboy? Who likes to poke around? Capt. James West: I believe I'm that second one. Miss East: East and West, never the twain shall meet.
Belle: Oo Jim! Capt. James West: Uh, as much as I'd like to take credit for that, darling, you might wanna hand me my gun.
Miss East: I said to meet me in the foreyer. Capt. James West: 'For-yee?' Well I've never been much good with French. Miss East: Oh contraire! Miss East: So let's see Mr. West. Are you a dangerous spy of some sort or just a handsome cowboy who likes to... Miss East: ... poke around? Capt. James West: I believe I'm that second one. Miss East: East and West... never the twain shall meet.
Artemus Gordon: ... Gypsy Queen... pirate... Ah. How about this? You can come as my manservant. Capt. James West: Why, yes'um, Master Gordon; Oh I swears, I'd be delighted! I sing, I dance for you, sir! Oh, and I swears none of the other white folks'll knows Capt. James West: I'd rather shoot myself than play your damn manservant.
