Whitey: This is the happiest seizure of my life!
出自電影《驚奇八夜》 的經典對白。
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Whitey: This is the happiest seizure of my life!
Davey Stone: Whippin' out my big, white, scary moon and blowin' a beef your way
Whitey: My finger's in your mouth kitty, but I don't feel no teeth.
Chinese Waiter: Chinese Waiter: How could you all be so mean to Whitey? Sound to me like you are all on crack!
Jennifer: Thanks for sharing the Holiday spirit, psycho.
Chinese Waiter: Four scorpion bowl in five minute? That's got to be a restaurant record.
Whitey: He's just kidding, son. You have very nice boobs.
Chinese Waiter: Congratulations! Now please excuse me while I go take shower!
Davey Stone: Okay, that's it no one wants to see an old man die! Fatty's team loses cuz I wanna see him cry again.
Eleanor Duvall: Oh my goodness - it's a home invasion robbery! Please, mister, take whatever you want but please don't chop my legs off!
Eleanore: All you people can bite my germ-free booty!
Davey Stone: You're gonna make me walk ten feet? 'Cause that's where I live, idiot!
Whitey: This is the happiest seizure of my life!
Davey Stone: Whippin' out my big, white, scary moon and blowin' a beef your way
Whitey: My finger's in your mouth kitty, but I don't feel no teeth.
Jennifer: Thanks for sharing the Holiday spirit, psycho.
Chinese Waiter: Four scorpion bowl in five minute? That's got to be a restaurant record.
Whitey: He's just kidding, son. You have very nice boobs.
Chinese Waiter: Congratulations! Now please excuse me while I go take shower!
Eleanore: All you people can bite my germ-free booty!
Davey Stone: Well right now, I'm going to another restaurant record: longest burp.
Davey Stone: Okay, that's it no one wants to see an old man die! Fatty's team loses cuz I wanna see him cry again.
Eleanor Duvall: Oh my goodness - it's a home invasion robbery! Please, mister, take whatever you want but please don't chop my legs off!
Eleanor Duvall: You're an animal. Davey Stone: And you're bald! Eleanor Duvall: Not again. Whitey: You're not welcome in my house. Davey Stone: Good, your house SUCKS! Jennifer: Do you have to be mean to everybody who tries to help you? Davey Stone: That's my problem! Chinese Waiter: He just a no-goodnik, and *I* am the real Kristi Yamaguchi Narrator: Wow. Just when you started to really like Davey, he goes and has a butthole relapse.
Whitey: Your honor, if it pleases the court, I'd like to interject for a moment. Chinese Waiter: What the hell was that? Did anybody else hear a parakeet and have I gone crazy?
Whitey: Wow Benjamin, an etch-a-sketch, not too shabby! Davey Stone: That's a Gameboy you idiot. Whitey: Oh sorry I'm not up on modern technology.
Eleanor Duvall: They were giving out free lobster bibs in the bathroom. Whitey: That's not a lobster bib Eleanore its a germ protector for your tushey.
Davey: Make some long distance calls? Eleanore: You'll get a kick in the balls!
Chinese Waiter: Chinese Waiter: How could you all be so mean to Whitey? Sound to me like you are all on crack!
Whitey: The worst has happened: I'm covered in human feces... Davey: That's a good look for you, but how about is that I should probably spray you off?
Foot Locker Guy: Look who finally showed up, we've been waiting for you all night! Davey Stone: Who said that? Foot Locker Guy: I said it! Hey everybody, wake up! This is NOT a rehearsal! Numb nut is here!
Davey Stone: Hey, Jelly Jugs, next time you're on my court, you better wear a bra, okay? Whitey: He was just kidding son, you got very nice boobs.
Davey Stone: Your Honour, I still got a pretty good jump shot. Let me show you. Davey Stone: I'd hit a three-pointer for you, except I'd have to drop my pants and pop a thumb up my boo-boo.
Whitey: Now I assume you've done you're pre-game warm-ups. Davey Stone: No, let me do them right now. Davey Stone: One, two, three, four... Whitey: That's good, but don't forget your hammies.
Whitey: Maybe it's a sign. After all, Hanukkah is the festival of lights. Davey Stone: I should stick you on a twig and roast you!
Chinese Waiter: Ha! I love it! Your ass busted! Now you go to jail and marry big smelly man! Judge: Stone, you screwed up for the last time! That 10 year sentence I promised you starts tonight!
Whitey: I'm lettin' this one go, Stone. But next screw-up, it's slammer time. Hmph. Whitey: Got any sand or rock salt in there? I need to get some traction! Davey Stone: "Got any sand or rock salt in there, 'cause I need to get some..." oh SHUT UP!
Mayor: Whitey, for the first time your partner Davey Stone did something good for this community. Eleanore: What'd he do? Steal beer for everyone?
