L.A. is like... nowhere. Everybody who lives here is lost.
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L.A. is like... nowhere. Everybody who lives here is lost.
Dark: This party's about as much fun as an ingrown butt hair.
Drunk Skinhead: Hello darling. Can I jizz in your face?
Dark: City Morgue. You stab 'em, we slab 'em.
Handjob: How about you sit on my face and cut a nice, big, juicy fart?
Shad: I... wanna... die. LET'S ALL DIE.
Dark: L.A. is like... nowhere. Everybody who lives here is lost.
Dark: This party's about as much fun as an ingrown butt hair.
Handjob: How about you sit on my face and cut a nice, big, juicy fart?
Drunk Skinhead: Hello darling. Can I jizz in your face?
Dark: City Morgue. You stab 'em, we slab 'em.
Shad: I... wanna... die. LET'S ALL DIE.
Lucifer: Eat my box, rover. Dark: Clean the maggots out of it first, you stinky oyster.
Alyssa: Hey... Do you know what today is? Montgomery: Friday? Alyssa: No, dodo bird. It's Armageddon day. The day the world's supposed to end. Look, have you ever heard of the Rapture? Montgomery: The Siouxsie and the Banshees album?
Valley Chick #1: Oh my god! Jujyfruit's party is tonight, and I have no clue who to go with. Valley Chick #2: What about Jason? Valley Chick #3: I'm going with Jason! Valley Chick #1: We could all go with Tomas! Valley Chick #3: I thought YOU were going with Tomas! Valley Chick #2: Tomas has a dinky weenie. Valley Chick #3: You did Tomas? Valley Chick #2: Ew! I'm sure, gross. I thought Jason was doing Tomas. Valley Chick #1: Jason's going out with that valley sluthole Eileen Schwatrzkoff. Valley Chick #3: Untrue! Says who? Valley Chick #1: Eileen. Valley Chick #3: And you believe her? Hello! She lives in Whittier! Valley Chick #2: If Jason did Eileen he must've done Richard! Valley Chick #1: Who's Richard? Valley Chick #2: Eileen's other scag, and she's totally into these kinko three ways! Valley Chick #3: Eileen... is... a... whore! Valley Chick #1: Is Richard the surfer with the hair lift who drives the black Jetta? Valley Chick #2: No. He's got a Lexus. Valley Chick #1: I thought he hung himself! Valley Chick #2: No! He's totally gorgeous. Plus, he's got a Lexus. Valley Chick #1: Is he gay? Valley Chick #2: Who? Jason? Valley Chick #3: Richard? Valley Chick #1: Tomas! Valley Chick #3: Well, duh! What do you think, dingle berry?
What: Oh my God! Did you see Alexis? She has gained like 50 pounds this past week. Ever: I told her not to stop doing crystal meth.
Mel: Who ever said you care about me, anyways? Dark: Didn't I give you my Cap'n Crunch decoder ring back in the 6th grade?
Dark's Mom: Uh! It's soggy as a wet armpit in here. How long were you in that shower abusing yourself? You pump your handle too much, young man. If you keep this up, one day it's just going to wither up and fall off! Dark Smith: Shut-up shut-up shut-up shut-up!
Zero: Don't steal the car, my mom'll kill me. Atari Gang Member: Yeah? Well, tell your mom I said thanks for the bitchin' wheels, bitch.
Lucifer: If you pop a zit on your forehead you can get blood poisoning and die, you know. Dark: Lucifer, you are so dumb you should donate your brain to a monkey science fair.
Shannon: Hey Jana, isn't that your muff diving little sister over there with her disgusting boscoe-flavored girlfriend? Jana: Insert it in your clammy crevice, will ya, Shannon?
Handjob: Hey, you want anything, man? Up? Down? All around? Dark: Nah, I'm just blowing. It's been a narly day. It's almost two in the morning and in the past 18 hours, I've seen four people get abducted by a space alien, watched Ducky trying to drown himself, and spent like 387 bucks on CD's at Erin's. Handjob: Oh, well what CD's did you score?
Dark's Mom: Dark, are you in there? Hurry up. I need to wash this crap off my face. Dark: I'll be out in a minute. Dark's Mom: Honey, I have to rot my life away in a 9-to-5 hellhole to support your lazy, juvenile delinquent ass, remember? Dark: Give me a minute. Dark's Mom: Dark? Honey? Doll? My little ray of sunshine? Open up this mother-humping door NOWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW!
