Clip Metzler, Larry's Best Friend: You know what my policy is? You do nothing, you see what happens.
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Clip Metzler, Larry's Best Friend: You know what my policy is? You do nothing, you see what happens.
Mike the Bartender at Universal Joint Bar: You'll find a lot of people don't like you, Larry.
Mike the Bartender at Universal Joint Bar: Congratulations, Larry. It's a brave man who takes control of his own destiny.
Larry Joseph Burrows: How well do you remember 1970?
Duncan the Tow Truck Driver: Somebody here call for a tow truck?
Ellen Jane Burrows: Oh, honey, were you thinking about that silly baseball game again?
Larry Joseph Burrows: Why is it every time you have a mouthful of freeze-dried, your boss walks in on you?
Jackie: When I played for the Bears, they used to call me "Cement Head". But you can call me Jackie.
Larry Joseph Burrows: Why is it every time your best friend's kissing you on the head, a beautiful woman comes along and catches you?
Jewel Jagger, Forklift operator: You wouldn't want me to fork you to death, would you?
Larry Joseph Burrows: How about that! The desk is wired to my ass!
Jackie: Guys like you make me look like a hotshot.
Clip Metzler, Larry's Best Friend: You know what my policy is? You do nothing, you see what happens.
Mike the Bartender at Universal Joint Bar: You'll find a lot of people don't like you, Larry.
Mike the Bartender at Universal Joint Bar: Congratulations, Larry. It's a brave man who takes control of his own destiny.
Larry Joseph Burrows: How well do you remember 1970?
Duncan the Tow Truck Driver: Somebody here call for a tow truck?
Ellen Jane Burrows: Oh, honey, were you thinking about that silly baseball game again?
Larry Joseph Burrows: Why is it every time you have a mouthful of freeze-dried, your boss walks in on you?
Jackie: When I played for the Bears, they used to call me "Cement Head". But you can call me Jackie.
Larry Joseph Burrows: Why is it every time your best friend's kissing you on the head, a beautiful woman comes along and catches you?
Jewel Jagger, Forklift operator: You wouldn't want me to fork you to death, would you?
Larry Joseph Burrows: How about that! The desk is wired to my ass!
Jackie: Guys like you make me look like a hotshot.
Mike the Bartender at Universal Joint Bar: Saw the game, kid. Tough break. Young Larry Burrows: You said it, mister. I blew it good. Mike the Bartender at Universal Joint Bar: Don't worry too much about it. Remember, you've got your whole life to look forward to. Things will work out just fine. Trust me. Young Larry Burrows: Old fart. What the hell does he know?
Larry Joseph Burrows: Is there anything else that's gonna come as a shock? Mike the Bartender at Universal Joint Bar: It all will, to some degree. Larry Joseph Burrows: To what degree? Mike the Bartender at Universal Joint Bar: You'll see. Things have changed, Larry. You have to take the bad with the good. You didn't think everything was gonna be perfect, did you? Larry Joseph Burrows: Well, I... I..., I suppose not. Mike the Bartender at Universal Joint Bar: This is your life, Larry. Learn to enjoy what you've got.
Larry Joseph Burrows: Sometimes I get the distinct feeling I'm missing out on something. Harry Burrows: Well, what she's got - and she's got plenty you don't need. Larry Joseph Burrows: You sure? Harry Burrows: Not absolutely. But if I ever tried to find out, your mother would kill me. Larry Joseph Burrows: You're the dad every kid dreams of, you know that?
Larry Joseph Burrows: So, Mike, do you do this a lot, I mean, you know, change peoples' lives and stuff? Mike the Bartender at Universal Joint Bar: I've been known to make a few adjustments now and again.
Ellen Jane Burrows: Larry, if we had such a great life together, why'd you want it changed? Larry Joseph Burrows: I guess... I just didn't know what I had.
Cindy Jo Bumpers: I wish I'd known it was your birthday, I would have gotten you something. Larry Joseph Burrows: Well, Cindy Jo, you've already given me more than you could possibly know. Really.
Clip Metzler, Larry's Best Friend: Well, you know what your problem is? Nothing's ever good enough for you. Way I see it, you've got the perfect life. You've got a wonderful home, a terrific wife, a good job, and the best friend money can buy. What else could a guy want? Larry Joseph Burrows: A little excitement would be nice.
Cindy Jo Bumpers: Larry, darling, your guests are wondering if you're all right? What's the matter, dear? Larry Joseph Burrows: My parents are divorced. Cindy Jo Bumpers: Of course they are. Everybody's parents are divorced.
Huge Guy: What the hell are you doing banging on my door like that? Larry Joseph Burrows: Hey, who are you? What's going on here, what have you done with my wife? Huge Guy: What are you talking about? Larry Joseph Burrows: Hey, look man, just take whatever you need and leave. If you don't hurt anyone, I won't call the cops. OK? Huge Guy: Cops? Man, I am a cop. Just what's your problem, huh? Larry Joseph Burrows: I don't have a problem, I live here. What are you doing in my house? Is something wrong? Huge Guy: Your house? You better show me some ID pal, right now. Larry Joseph Burrows: Yeah, yeah, OK. Man, you're going to feel like a fool, though. I've lived here over a year. Huge Guy: Lawrence J Burrows, 11653 onny Meadow Lane, Forest Hills? Larry Joseph Burrows: Where did I get THIS license? Huge Guy: Probably from the DMV where everyone gets their license. Larry Joseph Burrows: Look, man I don't care what this thing says. This is my house and I want to see my wife now step out of my way. Huge Guy: You come into my house and I'm going to kick your ass all the way down the block. Larry Joseph Burrows: I don't care. I'm coming in! Huge Guy: No, you're not! Larry Joseph Burrows: Yes, I am! Huge Guy: No, you're not! Larry Joseph Burrows: Yes, I am! Mike the Bartender at Universal Joint Bar: Larry? Larry Joseph Burrows: Mike! What are you doing here? Mike the Bartender at Universal Joint Bar: We need to talk. Larry Joseph Burrows: Yeah, yeah, in a minute. I need to get in my house. Mike the Bartender at Universal Joint Bar: That's one of the things we need to talk about. You don't live there, anymore. Larry Joseph Burrows: What? Huge Guy: See? Even the cabdriver knows you don't live here. Now, beat it!
Larry Joseph Burrows: 35 years old, and my life is shit. Mike the Bartender at Universal Joint Bar: Can't be all that bad. Larry Joseph Burrows: It's not that it's bad, you know, it's just that it's ordinary.
Mike the Bartender at Universal Joint Bar: Your destiny has been changed, Larry, by request, I might add. And you must take responsibility for the circumstances of your new life. They are, after all, of your own making. Larry Joseph Burrows: Well, if I made 'em, I can unmake 'em!
Ellen Jane Burrows: I was wrong about you. I think you're a wonderful man. I wish it could've been different between us. I guess it just wasn't meant to be. Sorry. Larry Joseph Burrows: Wait a minute, that's bullshit! It was meant to be!
Larry Joseph Burrows: How about that! The desk is wired to my ass. Jewel Jagger, Forklift operator: Good morning, sir. Larry Joseph Burrows: Oh, hi! How are you? Jewel Jagger, Forklift operator: Can I get you something, sir? Larry Joseph Burrows: No, no, I'm fine. Oh! Coffee! I'd really like a cup of coffee. Jewel Jagger, Forklift operator: Right away, sir. And Mr. Pender and Mr.Flick are on their way to see you, sir. Larry Joseph Burrows: You're kidding? Those jerks still work here?
