Isabel: It is my legacy to stop anyone who wants to fuck to make dragons.
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Isabel: It is my legacy to stop anyone who wants to fuck to make dragons.
Thadeous: I shouldn't even be here! I will probably die on this quest, Courtney definitely will!
Isabel: That feeling is all too familiar. It's been burning in my beaver since the day I lost my brothers.
Thadeous: No, no, no, no, no, no, no. Don't suck that. That's dead.
Thadeous: Stephen, I'm going to put you in the corner *now* while I strum my filthies.
Thadeous, are you seeing what I'm seeing? Thadeous: You making a fool of yourself. Handle your shit, Fabious, please.
Thadeous: Well, it would be nice to be king.
Isabel: It is my legacy to stop anyone who wants to fuck to make dragons.
Thadeous: I shouldn't even be here! I will probably die on this quest, Courtney definitely will!
Isabel: That feeling is all too familiar. It's been burning in my beaver since the day I lost my brothers.
Thadeous: No, no, no, no, no, no, no. Don't suck that. That's dead.
Thadeous: Stephen, I'm going to put you in the corner *now* while I strum my filthies.
Thadeous: Well, it would be nice to be king.
Isabel: Thaddeus, I have not been able to stop thinking of you. Thadeous: What a coincidence. I was just about to finish thinking of you.
Thadeous: Courtney, will you make funny faces to entertain me? Thadeous: No! Never triangle-face! I *hate* triangle face! It scares me!
Fabious: What's your problem? Why are you being such a sourpuss? Thadeous: I'm not being a sourpuss! I just didn't want to be at that celebration Fabious: All I want is for you to be a part of this moment. I want you to be gay with me and father. Thadeous: I don't want to be gay with you two!
Belladonna: Why would anyone want to be with you? Leezar: I'm not sure really... oh yeah, perhaps because I'm rich, I live in a castle and I can do magic.
Belladonna: Hahaha. Leezar: What are you laughing at? Belladonna: I was just thinking about your penis and how unusual it must look. Leezar: It doesn't look unusual. Belladonna: How do you know it will work? Leezar: I've tested it. Belladonna: Really? Leezar: And if your vagina, is anything like my hand, there will be no problem.
Fabious: Thadeous, are you seeing what I'm seeing? Thadeous: You making a fool of yourself. Handle your shit, Fabious, please.
Thadeous: Not so fast, trickster. Isabel: Hello, Thadeous. Thadeous: The time for pleasantries is through; do you feel that tiny prick in your back? Isabel: Is that your cock? Thadeous: Ha! It is a knife but I'll gladly penetrate you with it.
Fabious: What you doing, brother? Thadeous: What right do you have scaring a man like that? Fabious: What right have you to spy on a bathing woman from these shrubs? Thadeous: I'm simply keeping an eye on her. She is not like one of our dimwitted chamber maids that let me take them from behind. This one has me vexed. What exactly would it take for one to tame such an adventurous slut? Fabious: Well, I imagine she'd want a man to be honorable, bold, brave. Know his way round a blade. Thadeous: Oh, God! She's looking at us! Remain perfectly still.
Daronius the Swift: Step back new friends, I'll lead the way, for tonight Evil's met its match. Thadeous: Fantastic! Thank you again for coming.
