Spence Holmes: Could I get a beer, a tequila and a shot of a thumb up my ass for my girlfriend?
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Spence Holmes: Could I get a beer, a tequila and a shot of a thumb up my ass for my girlfriend?
Hogan: I heard that poor bastard fucks the filing cabinets to blow off steam.
Judge Margaret Emerson: So boys, is it true that you two have started a club where you young fellows could hook up with old broads like me?
Radio Announcer: In sports, the Los Angeles Cougars have won the W.A.B.A. championship.
Mr. Stack: Hey shitturd!
Spence Holmes: Could I get a beer, a tequila and a shot of a thumb up my ass for my girlfriend?
Hogan: I heard that poor bastard fucks the filing cabinets to blow off steam.
Judge Margaret Emerson: So boys, is it true that you two have started a club where you young fellows could hook up with old broads like me?
Radio Announcer: In sports, the Los Angeles Cougars have won the W.A.B.A. championship.
Amanda: Look, all our problems revolve around your geriatric loving loser creep of a friend. And as soon as you outgrow him, the sooner you'll be to reaching your potential. Spence Holmes: Just enough with Hogan, please. Amanda: No. No, Spencey. If you spend the rest of your life associating yourself with that vermin, you will become that vermin. Spence Holmes: Amanda: Spencey, I love you, I just want what's best for you.
Mr. Stack: Come in! Karl: Uh, hello, Mr. Stack, Mr. Conrad, Mr. Archibald Mr. Conrad: What do you want, douche bag? Karl: May I... you know... how do you... how do you do this? I don't know... Ah - oh!... All right there we go. Hmm, um... I just couldn't help but hear your conversation yesterday about Marshall Hogan and how he, you know, did stuff with your wife. Mr. Conrad: What did you say about my wife? Karl: You don't understand! Mr. Conrad: I will rip your dick off and shove it up your ass! You hear me, you scrawny little bastard? Karl: No, i'm on your side. Mr. Stack: Let's hear what the butt-licker has to say. Mr. Conrad: Speak Karl! Karl: Okay, Well... I saw him this morning, so I couldn't help but notice that he had... he was driving this 91 convertible Camaro that was red, and so I said "Hey, nice car." and he said "Hell... um... thank you, Yeah it's brand new, I just got it today." So on impulse, I took out my work pen which I brought back and I wrote down his license plate number while he was driving away, because you said that if he owned a car, you would, oh darn, what was it?. What, what did you say? I ca... I can't remember! Mr. Conrad: I said I'd put a bomb in it and blow him up beyond dental records.
