Noah's Ark

High Priest: I forget what we're doing tonight. First Priest: You're sacrificing a virgin to the rain god Mole. High Priest: What for? Second priest: Rain, what else? Rain. Second priest: He's passed it. First Priest: We'll have to elect ourselves a new one. High Priest: Rain? Oh, yes, of course. Of course, rain. Isn't that little Ruth? Why are we sacrificing her? First Priest: She's the only virgin we could find on such short notice. Second priest: If we had more time... First Priest: Even then it wouldn't be easy. They're very hard to find. High Priest: But I've known little Ruth since she was knee-high to a cricket. Second priest: We've sacrificed chickens, sheep, and bulls and they didn't work.