Chance: Where'd you meet her Simon? Simon: Okay, okay! On the phone! Okay, are you happy now, huh? Huh? Chance: You met her at work? You've gotta be fucking kidding me! She could be some kind of serial rapist or something. Simon: Serial rapist? Ha ha ha! You're just jealous 'cause I might get lucky tonight. Chance: Not on my couch, you're not! Simon: It's my couch! Chance: You may sleep on it, but I don't see you paying any rent, brother! Simon: I hate it when you call me that! I am not your brother, thank God! Chance: It's a figure of speech, Simon. You know, like we are all God's children.
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Chance: Where'd you meet her Simon? Simon: Okay, okay! On the phone! Okay, are you happy now, huh? Huh? Chance: You met her at work? You've gotta be fucking kidding me! She could be some kind of serial rapist or something. Simon: Serial rapist? Ha ha ha! You're just jealous 'cause I might get lucky tonight. Chance: Not on my couch, you're not! Simon: It's my couch! Chance: You may sleep on it, but I don't see you paying any rent, brother! Simon: I hate it when you call me that! I am not your brother, thank God! Chance: It's a figure of speech, Simon. You know, like we are all God's children.
Sara: That rhymes... Chance: Nice accent. Sara: Manchester. Mind if I take a drag? Chance: I see you're from the 'take first, ask later' school of etiquette. Sara: Etiquette? Don't believe in it.
Chance: Rory, you can't just manhandle me into your fucking car and expect me to jump your bones or something. I mean, it's light out for one thing and there are kids who live in my building, for God's sake. What if they came out to play baseball and saw your hairy ass pressed up against the windshield? Rory: I don't want to have sex with you. Chance: Wait. What did you say? Oh, now I'm not good enough for you or something? Rory: No, I just want to... Chance: What are you saying, Rory? Spit it out. Rory: Can't we just talk like before? Chance: Before? Chance: Before? You mean, before I got so fucking bored of your talk that I fell asleep and you still kept talking?
Simon: The girl who wrote that number on your arm... Jack: She was nice. Very feminine... Simon: Yeah, well, she's kind of got it in her head that you're the guy she's been waiting for all her life. Jack: Me? I'm pretty gay... Simon: She thinks you're straight. Simon: But that's not even the fucked up part. The fucked up part is that for some asinine, unfathomable reason I'm madly in love with her. Jack: That sucks. Simon: And then I did a really stupid thing. Jack: What? Simon: I slept with her. Jack: Oh... Simon: Now she hates me and everything's totally screwed.
Desiree: Chance was conceived on a gondola ride in Venice. Simon: You seem to have luck with conceiving while in transit. Desiree: I suppose. Simon: I didn't think you could have sex while you were driving. Desiree: Oh, it's a lot of fun. Especially when you're on police watch. Chance: You did it backwards? Desiree: Of course. That way I could watch the road as I steered. Simon: I bet you have to push the chair way back.
Johnny: Yeah. That tofu cheese thing just really does something for me, man. Gets me going in all the right ways. Ya dig? Simon: Sure. I guess. Johnny: My girlfriend says that it gives me gas, but, man, so does the real stuff. It's all about the cheese, ya know? But if you ain't got it, and I ain't, then go soy bean curd, baby. Simon: Yep. Simon: Are you alright? Johnny: Just an epiphany, man. This whole Tofu cheese thing.
Orderly: Look, from experience I can tell you that no one is gonna solve your problems for you. You have to deal with your own demons. They're in your head, not anyone elses. Chance: I like my demons. I consider them close personal friends. We enjoy each other's company immensely. Orderly: You're an interesting girl. I think you'll like your new roommate. Chance: Roommate? Nobody said anything about me having to share a room with another disgustingly, slobbering, human being. Orderly: That they way live goes, Chase. Chance: Stop! My name is Chance. And if you don't want me to go Hannibal Lector on you, I strongly suggest you quit calling me Chase. Orderly: Yeah, whatever... Chase. You watch too much TV.
Heidi: Malkie, I have a surprise for you. The guy at the grocery store said that these were afrodesians. Malcolm: Aphrodisiacs? Heidi: Uh... yeah afro... something. Malcolm: Oh, no my dear. Nothing with a face. We are vegans my dear. Say it. Nothing with a face. Heidi: Nothing with a face? Malcolm: This is a montro my dear. Heidi: Okay, then let's just set them free. Heidi: Swim away little oysters! Swim away home!
Chance: Did you ever think about sleeping with me before? Simon: Yeah. Chance: You did? When? Simon: I don't know. It wasn't a conscious sort of thing. Chance: What? You'd never look at me and say, "I want to fuck her"? Simon: I don't think like that. I would never think "fuck" in my head. I would think to make love. Chance: Make love? Simon: I don't fuck everything I come into contact with... like you. I have some sense of propriety. Chance: Propriety my ass! You just get so fucking scared of being rejected that you tell all people to fuck off first. Simon: You don't know me at all, Chance. Chance: Yeah, I think I know you a hell of a lot better than you know Simon, since you've been fucking living on my couch for the past year. Simon: When I like a woman, I don't just fuck her. I wanna make love to her. I want there to be some kind of spiritual connection. Chance: Well congratulations, Simon. You just had your first fuck!
