Joey LaMotta: If you win, you win. If you lose, you still win. There's no way you can lose.
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Joey LaMotta: If you win, you win. If you lose, you still win. There's no way you can lose.
Title card: So, for the second time, the Pharisees summoned the man who had been blind and said: / "Speak the truth before God. / We know this fellow is a sinner." / "Whether or not he is a sinner, I do not know," / The man replied. / "All I know is this: / Once I was blind and now I can see." - John IX, 24-26 / the New English Bible
Jake La Motta: Yeah, he's a nice kid, pretty kid, don't know whether to fuck him or fight him.
Joey LaMotta: Your mother sucks giant elephant dicks!
Joey LaMotta: They robbed you. They're miserable because their mothers take it up their fucking ass.
Jake La Motta: I got these small hands. I got a little girl's hands.
Jake La Motta: Who's an animal? Your mother's an animal, ya son of a bitch.
Jake La Motta: Shut up. You just shut up. I'll fucking take care of you later.
Vicki LaMotta: What am I supposed to do? I'm 20 years old and I got to go home and sleep by myself every night?
Jake La Motta: I'm gonna win. There's no way I'm goin' down. I don't go down for nobody.
Jake La Motta: What'd I do? What'd I do? What'd I do?
Joey LaMotta: If you win, you win. If you lose, you still win. There's no way you can lose.
Tommy Como: He ain't pretty no more.
Title card: So, for the second time, the Pharisees summoned the man who had been blind and said: / "Speak the truth before God. / We know this fellow is a sinner." / "Whether or not he is a sinner, I do not know," / The man replied. / "All I know is this: / Once I was blind and now I can see." - John IX, 24-26 / the New English Bible
Jake La Motta: Yeah, he's a nice kid, pretty kid, don't know whether to fuck him or fight him.
Joey LaMotta: Your mother sucks giant elephant dicks!
Jake La Motta: Who's an animal? Your mother's an animal, ya son of a bitch.
Jake La Motta: I got these small hands. I got a little girl's hands.
Jake La Motta: Shut up. You just shut up. I'll fucking take care of you later.
Vicki LaMotta: What am I supposed to do? I'm 20 years old and I got to go home and sleep by myself every night?
Jake La Motta: I'm gonna win. There's no way I'm goin' down. I don't go down for nobody.
Jake La Motta: What'd I do? What'd I do? What'd I do?
Title card: So, for the second time, the Pharisees summoned the man who had been blind and said: / "Speak the truth before God. / We know this fellow is a sinner." / "Whether or not he is a sinner, I do not know," / The man replied. / "All I know is this: / Once I was blind and now I can see." - John IX, 24-26 / the New English Bible
Jake La Motta: Yeah, he's a nice kid, pretty kid, don't know whether to fuck him or fight him.
Joey LaMotta: Your mother sucks giant elephant dicks!
Joey LaMotta: They robbed you. They're miserable because their mothers take it up their fucking ass.
Jake La Motta: Shut up. You just shut up. I'll fucking take care of you later.
Jake La Motta: What'd I do? What'd I do? What'd I do?
Vicki LaMotta: I fucked all of 'em. Tommy, Salvy, your brother. All of 'em. I sucked your brother's cock! What do you want me to say? Jake La Motta: You sucked his cock? Vicki LaMotta: Yeah, I sucked his cock. And everybody else on the fuckin' street too. What do you want? You're nothin' but a fat pig, selfish fool! Vicki LaMotta: His fuckin' cock's bigger than yours too!
Joey LaMotta: You want me to hit you? Jake La Motta: I want you to hit me with everything you got. I want you to fuckin' lay me out. Go ahead. Joey LaMotta: You sure? Jake La Motta: Yeah. Go ahead. Jake La Motta: Harder! Jake La Motta: You throw a punch like you're takin' it up the ass. Come on. Jake La Motta: Harder. Jake La Motta: Harder. Harder. Joey LaMotta: That's hard! What the fuck? What do you want?
Jake La Motta: Did Salvy fuck Vickie? Joey LaMotta: What? Jake La Motta: Did Salvy fuck Vickie? Joey LaMotta: Jack. Jack, don't start your shit. I mean it, don't start.
Joey LaMotta: They only gave him that fuckin' decision because he's goin' in the Army next week. That's the only reason. Jake La Motta: I knocked him down. I don't know what else I gotta do. I don't know what I gotta do... Joey LaMotta: You won and they robbed ya! They're miserable because their mothers take it up the fuckin' ass! That's why. Jake La Motta: I've done a lot of bad things, Joey. Maybe it's comin' back to me. Who knows? I'm a jinx maybe. Who the hell knows?
Jake La Motta: She says he's pretty. Joey LaMotta: Yeah, well, you make him ugly.
Jake La Motta: Look at that. Look how they make me look. Like a bum, like a mammalucco. Joey LaMotta: A what? Jake La Motta: Like the mammalucco of the year.
Jake La Motta: Take off my pants. Jake La Motta: You got to take off my pants. Now, take off the rest. Vicki LaMotta: You made me promise not to get you excited. Jake La Motta: I can't do it. Jake La Motta: Take off your panties. Vicki LaMotta: I like the gym smell. I like the smell of the gym. Jake La Motta: No, no, no. I got to fight Robinson. I can't fool around.
Joey LaMotta: You think it's easy? Why don't you talk to him. You know what to say. Tell him. Salvy Batts: You know I can't talk to him. Joey LaMotta: Why can't you talk to him? Salvy Batts: Because he don't like me. Joey LaMotta: Yeah, nobody likes you. You ought to be used to that.
Vicki LaMotta: Are you sure we should be doin' this? Jake La Motta: Come here. Vicki LaMotta: You said never to touch you before a fight. Jake La Motta: Come here, before I give you a beatin'.
Jake La Motta: Come here. Now, touch my boo-boos. Good. Boo-boo. That's it. Vicki LaMotta: Boo-ba? Jake La Motta: Boo-boo. Give the boo-boo a kiss. Make it better. Mmm.
Salvy Batts: You know he's got to be with Tommy to fight in New York to get a title shot. I mean, he'll wind up punch-drunk, your brother. Joey LaMotta: I know. Salvy Batts: You know? You got to make him understand it's best thing for everybody involved. Joey LaMotta: I said I know. Salvy Batts: You know? But, you got to make him know.
Vicki LaMotta: I feel like I'm a prisoner. I can't walk. I look at somebody the wrong way, I get smacked. Joey LaMotta: You think you're right or somethin' the way you're yellin'? Well, you're wrong! Vicki LaMotta: I am right. Joey LaMotta: No, you're wrong. Vicki LaMotta: Look, I am right. I'm tired of havin' to turn around and have both yous up my ass all the time.
Jake La Motta: It's only a joke if you know it's a joke.
Salvy Batts: There's nothin' goin' on over here! Joey LaMotta: Alright, alright, let's all calm down, we can straighten this out... Joey LaMotta: Nothin' goin' on? *Nothin' goin' on*? You dirty cocksucker! I'll bite your head off!
