Johnny English: You couldn't hit a barn-door with a banana.
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Johnny English: I may not know much about golf, Tucker, but I know how to hold the bat.
Johnny English: You mean there's a mole AND a vole?
Johnny English: Dear God, let me not die at the hands of the Swiss.
Johnny English: You couldn't hit a barn-door with a banana.
Johnny English: There's bound to be a hospital in Dingham.
Man in Pinstripe: Sometimes I struggle myself, old boy.
Pamela: Gentlemen, may I remind you all that MI7's current weapon of choice is dialog.
Ting Wang: You are not young. But with age comes wisdom.
Johnny English: I may not know much about golf, Tucker, but I know how to hold the bat.
Johnny English: You mean there's a mole AND a vole?
Johnny English: Dear God, let me not die at the hands of the Swiss.
Johnny English: You couldn't hit a barn-door with a banana.
Johnny English: There's bound to be a hospital in Dingham.
Man in Pinstripe: Sometimes I struggle myself, old boy.
Pamela: Gentlemen, may I remind you all that MI7's current weapon of choice is dialog.
Ting Wang: You are not young. But with age comes wisdom.
Agent Two: Welcome back. How long has it been? Johnny English: Oh, I don't know, five years, three months and six days. Or something.
Chinese Man in Spectacles: Your grandmother is sick Johnny English: What? Chinese Man in Spectacles: Your grandmother is sick Johnny English: Well, she's dead. That's how sick she is.
Madeleine: The backup electricity supply has been cut. Johnny English: No it hasn't. It's been turned off. Madeleine: Do you know how to turn it on?
