Jobu Tupaki: If nothing matters, then all the pain and guilt you feel for making nothing of your life goes away
出自電影《媽的多重宇宙》 的經典對白。
更多媽的多重宇宙的經典對白
宇宙這麼大，我只想和你在一起
即使身處極其愚蠢的宇宙，你總會有可愛之處。
每個新發現都只是提醒我們既渺小又愚蠢。
我不是為了殺了你而尋找你，我只是在尋找一個能夠看見我所見、感覺我所感覺的人。
我只知道我們必須善良，請善良吧。特別是當我們不知道究竟發生什麼事的時候。
當我選擇去看事情好的一面，我不是天真，而是策略性以及必要性考量。那是我的求生之道。
宇宙遠遠大過你所能理解。
人生中的每個拒絕、每個失望，都成就了此刻的你。
在所有我能去的地方裡，我只想和你在一起。
像我們這種不可愛的婊子讓世界運轉。
如果有來世，我還是想跟你一起報稅。
和老人出去玩總是能學到新東西，老人很聰明。
Waymond Wang: You think because l'm kind that it means I'm naive, and maybe I am. It's strategic and necessary. This is how I fight.
Waymond Wang: The only thing I do know is that we have to be kind. Please, be kind. Especially when we don't know what's going on.
Evelyn Wang: Of all the places I could be, I just want to be here with you.
Jobu Tupaki: I wasn't looking for you so I could kill you. I was just looking for someone who could see what I see, feel what I feel.
Jobu Tupaki: If nothing matters, then all the pain and guilt you feel for making nothing of your life goes away
I saw my life... without you... I wish you could have seen it... it was beautiful.
Jobu Tupaki: I got bored one day and put everything on a bagel.
Jobu Tupaki: The universe is so much bigger than you realize.
Evelyn Wang: I cannot be the worst. What about that hot dog one?
Chad: Raccacoonie, I don't know what I'd do without you.
Waymond Wang: Every rejection, every disappointment has led you here to this moment.
Joy Wang: Right is a small box invented by people who are afraid. And I know what it feels like to be trapped inside that box.
Evelyn Wang: I can't talk right now. Unless you can help me with my taxes. What is "gross necklaces"?
Evelyn Wang: Enough of your clay pots, cream cheese, no cows! Explain it all to me, now!
「正確」是害怕的人發明的小小盒子，我知道被困在那個盒子裡是什麼感覺。
Waymond Wang: Every rejection, every disappointment has led you to this moment. Don't let anything distract you from it.
Evelyn Wang: Joy? Why are you dressed all stupid?
Waymond Wang: You think because l'm kind that it means I'm naive, and maybe I am. It's strategic and necessary. This is how I fight.
Waymond Wang: The only thing I do know is that we have to be kind. Please, be kind. Especially when we don't know what's going on.
Evelyn Wang: Of all the places I could be, I just want to be here with you.
Jobu Tupaki: If nothing matters, then all the pain and guilt you feel for making nothing of your life goes away
Jobu Tupaki: I wasn't looking for you so I could kill you. I was just looking for someone who could see what I see, feel what I feel.
Jobu Tupaki: I got bored one day and put everything on a bagel.
Joy Wang: Right is a small box invented by people who are afraid. And I know what it feels like to be trapped inside that box.
Chad: Raccacoonie, I don't know what I'd do without you.
Jobu Tupaki: The universe is so much bigger than you realize.
Jobu Tupaki: Sucked. Into. A Bagel...
Raccacoonie: She's seen too much!
Evelyn Wang: I love you.
Jobu Tupaki: See, I CAN walk through you.
Evelyn Wang: Joy? Why are you dressed all stupid?
Evelyn Wang: Enough of your clay pots, cream cheese, no cows! Explain it all to me, now!
Evelyn Wang: Of all the places I could be, I just want to be here with you.
Waymond Wang: Every rejection, every disappointment has led you to this moment. Don't let anything distract you from it.
Evelyn Wang: I saw my life... without you... I wish you could have seen it... it was beautiful.
Evelyn Wang: I can't talk right now. Unless you can help me with my taxes. What is "gross necklaces"?
Evelyn Wang: Joy? Why are you dressed all stupid?
Waymond Wang: You think I'm weak don't you? CEO Waymond: All of those years ago when we first fell in love, your father would say I was too sweet for my own good. Maybe he was right. Waymond Wang: . Waymond Wang: Please! Please! Can we... can we just stop fighting? CEO Waymond: You tell me it's a cruel world and we're all running around in circles. I know that. I've been on this earth just as many days as you. Waymond Wang: I know you are all fighting because you are scared and confused. I'm confused too. All day, I don't know what the heck is going on. But somehow, this feels like it's all my fault. CEO Waymond: When I choose to see the good side of things, I'm not being naive. It is strategic and necessary. It's how I've learned to survive through everything. Waymond Wang: I don't know. The only thing I do know... is that we have to be kind. Please, be kind - especially when we don't know what's going on. CEO Waymond: I know you see yourself as a fighter. Well, I see myself as one too. This is how I fight.
Joy Wang: Mom, just stop! Good for you. You're figuring your shit out. And that's great. I'm really, really happy for you. But I'm tired. I don't want to hurt anymore. And for some reason when I'm with you, it just hurts the both of us. So let's just go our separate ways, ok? Just let me go! Evelyn Wang: Ok. Evelyn Wang: Wait. You are getting fat. And you never call me even though we have a family plan. And it's free. You only visit when you need something. And you got a tattoo and I don't care if it's supposed to represent our family. You know I hate tattoos. And of all the places I could be, why would I want to be here with you? Yes, you're right. It doesn't make sense. Waymond Wang: Evelyn, stop. That's enough! Joy Wang: Let her finish! Evelyn Wang: Maybe it's like you said. Maybe there is something out there, some new discovery that will make us feel like even smaller pieces of shit. Something that explains why you still went looking for me through all of this noise. And why, no matter what, I still want to be here with you. I will always, always, want to be here with you. Joy Wang: So what? You're just gonna ignore everything else? You could be anything, anywhere. Why not go somewhere where your daughter is more than just this? Here, all we get are a few specks of time where any of this actually makes any sense. Evelyn Wang: Then I will cherish these few specks of time.
Alpha Waymond: Every rejection, every disappointment has led you to this moment. Don't let anything distract you from it.
Chad: You took everything away from me! Evelyn Wang: I'm sorry. Chad: Raccacoonie taught me so much! I... I didn't even know... how to boil an egg! He taught me how to spin it on a spatula! I'm useless alone. Evelyn Wang: We're all useless alone. It's a good thing you're not alone. Evelyn Wang: Let's go rescue your silly raccoon.
Jobu Tupaki: Right is a small box invented by people who are afraid. And I know what it feels like to be trapped inside that box.
Waymond Wang: I wanted to start off the new year on a new foot. But, maybe you're right. Maybe we would have been better off, if we had never gotten married. Evelyn Wang: I never said that. Waymond Wang: You didn't have to. It's the way you look at me.
Evelyn Wang: What did my silly husband say to you? Deirdre Beaubeirdra: He told me about your situation. I remember when my husband served me papers. I drove his Kia Forte through my neighbor's kitchen. But you know what I say? It's cold, unlovable bitches like us that make the world go round. Evelyn Wang: That's not true. You're not unlovable.
Gong Gong: Quickly, while she is distracted. Evelyn Wang: No. Gong Gong: It's only protocol. It gives her one less universe to access. How do you expect to defeat her in every universe if you can't even kill her in one. Evelyn Wang: She's your granddaughter. Gong Gong: How do you think I feel? But it is a sacrifice necessary to win the war.
Becky Sregor: Hi Evelyn! Becky Sregor: Mrs. Wong. Joy Wang: Hey mom! Evelyn Wang: I only cook enough food for three people, now I have to cook more.
Evelyn Wang: What if... I want to go back? Back to the other universe... Alpha Waymond: Shut it down. Shut it down! Are you with me? Come back!
Evelyn Wang: You are like puppets. You know? Puppets? You can do things you normally cannot do. It's like that movie. Um, you... you... That movie... Jobu Tupaki: OK, what are you talking about? Waymond Wang: A movie? Evelyn Wang: 'Raccaccoonie'! Waymond Wang: What? Jobu Tupaki: Huh? Evelyn Wang: 'Raccaccoonie', you know? The one with the chef... And he makes bad food. Phooey. And then this raccoon sit on his head, ooh, control him, and then he cooks good food. Jobu Tupaki: Do you mean 'Ratatouille'? Waymond Wang: 'Ratatouille'? I like that movie. Evelyn Wang: No. No, no, no, no, no. 'Raccaccoonie'! With the raccoon. Jobu Tupaki: OK... Evelyn Wang: Everybody, stop making up sounds! Waymond Wang: So there's... there's a raccoon Joy, and there's a raccoon me? And they are controlling us? Evelyn Wang: Yeah, from the other universes. Jobu Tupaki: Oh. OK. Waymond Wang: That's very funny, Evelyn. Evelyn Wang: OK, it sounds a little bit ridiculous, but it's true.
Alpha Waymond: You underestimate how the smallest decisions can compound into significant differences over a lifetime. Every tiny decision creates another branching universe, another - were you not paying attention before? Evelyn Wang: Of course! You're just very bad at explaining.
Evelyn Wang: My husband won't even kill a spider. How can you be the same person?
Evelyn Wang: My English is fine and we have Google. So you don't have to come and be a translator.
Alpha Waymond: She's been building something. We thought it was some sort of black hole. But it appears to consume more than just light and matter. We don't know exactly what it is. We don't know what it's for. But we can all feel it. You've been feeling it too, haven't you? Something is off. Your clothes never wear as well the next day. Your hair never falls in quite the same way. Even your coffee tastes - wrong. Our institutions are crumbling. Nobody trusts their neighbor anymore. And you stay up at night wondering to yourself... Evelyn Wang: How can we get back? Alpha Waymond: This is the Alphaverse's mission - to take us back to how it's supposed to be.
Alpha Waymond: It's like eating the chap stick or switching shoes. We developed an algorithm that calculates which statistically improbable action will place you in a universe on the edge of your local cluster, which then sling shots you to the desired universe. Evelyn Wang: That doesn't make any sense! Alpha Waymond: Exactly! The less sense it makes, the better. The Stochastic Path Algorithm is fuel led by random actions.
Alpha Waymond: Paper cuts only happen when you aren't trying.
Joy Wang: Oh, my God. He's trying to stick it in his butt. Waymond Wang: Evelyn, do jumping jacks! Joy Wang: That's not weird at all. Waymond Wang: Slap him! Joy Wang: Mom, just blow on his nose! Evelyn Wang: What? Joy Wang: What? It'll make him involuntarily scream and do weird noises. Waymond Wang: Trust her, Evelyn! It's really weird.
CEO Waymond: Give it up. He who loves the most regrets the most. Let's not live in a fantasy.
Waymond Wang: Please, be kind - especially when we don't know what's going on.
Jobu Tupaki: Here. Let me help you open up your mind, huh?
Deirdre Beaubeirdra: Unlovable bitches like us make the world go 'round.
