Ron Burgundy: A tarantula enjoys a fine chewing gum.
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Ron Burgundy: A tarantula enjoys a fine chewing gum.
Brick Tamland: I once ate an entire bowl of legos.
Ron Burgundy: Looks like the captain's back.
Champ Kind: I will eat your face off your bones, Fantana!
Ron Burgundy: Hush little baby daddy's going to eat you...
Elderly Woman: Ron Burgandy... oh boy. If I were only thirty years younger... by that I mean I'd blow him!
Ron Burgundy: I'll have a Beefeater and tonic. Hold the tonic.
Ron Burgundy: A tarantula enjoys a fine chewing gum.
Brick Tamland: I once ate an entire bowl of legos.
Ron Burgundy: Looks like the captain's back.
Champ Kind: I will eat your face off your bones, Fantana!
Ron Burgundy: Hush little baby daddy's going to eat you...
Elderly Woman: Ron Burgandy... oh boy. If I were only thirty years younger... by that I mean I'd blow him!
Ron Burgundy: I'll have a Beefeater and tonic. Hold the tonic.
Ron Burgundy: Brick, what are you eating? Brick Tamland: Oh, it is one of those delicious falafel hot dogs with cinnamon and bacon on top. Ron Burgundy: What do you mean "one of those?" Those don't exist... that's a used coffee filter with cigarette butts on it.
Paul Hauser: We got guns! Now fill this sack with cash! Bank Teller: Uh... what do your masks mean? Paul Hauser: Just fill this sack with cash! Bank Teller: Just what point are you trying to make? Do you not like Lincoln? Paul Hauser: Of course we like Lincoln. He freed the slaves. Bank Teller: So you like Lincoln, and uh... Nixon, and uh, werewolves? Paul Hauser: What? Bank Teller: I mean Nixon, whatever... he's kind of a creep. But werewolves? Werewolves are the walking undead... they're bloodthirsty killers! Who likes werewolves? Kanshasha X: We don't like werewolves, man! We hate werewolves! Bank Teller: Well, you've got a werewolf mask on, so... Kanshasha X: I can see that! Bank Teller: Are you bloodthirsty killers? Paul Hauser: No... we are not bloodthirsty killers, okay? We're pacifists! Bank Teller: It's not a really smart thing to tell somebody when you're robbing them, okay, that you're a pacifist, 'cause now I know that you're not going to kill me. Malcolm Y: Man, somebody shut her up! Paul Hauser: No no no... listen, you've got it all wrong, okay? This is just a cover, to cover our faces. Bank Teller: No, I'm not gonna give you money, because you didn't deserve it! I mean, you say you're a political group? You come in here with a Nixon mask, and a werewolf mask, and a Lincoln mask? I'm gonna make connections! So... so what's your statement? Bank Teller: And this guy's not even wearing a mask! Malcolm Y: 'Cause I don't give a shit! Bank Teller: That's scary to me. That works. I will give that gentleman a little bit of money. But the rest of you? Beat it!
Jess Moondragon: Mother Nature sure got up on the right side of bed today, huh? Ron Burgundy: She's a giving lady! Jess Moondragon: Yeah. Ron Burgundy: Mother Nature, she is. Jess Moondragon: She didn't even bother to put on makeup! Jess Moondragon: You know, I - I'd deeply like to take her and... make love to her. Ron Burgundy: Mm! She's an elusive goddess, Mother Nature. Jess Moondragon: Yeah. Still, to... feel her succulent breasts pressed against me, and... my breath whispering hot in her ear. Yeah, baby. While I fumble with my belt... you get my drift, friend? Ron Burgundy: Yeah. Yeah, I do. I do. But therein lies the rub, for she turns away all suitors. Jess Moondragon: I'd like to take Mother Nature to a sleazy motel, get in the shower, and... wash each other all over, and then go in the bedroom and do things you can only do in Bangkok... Ron Burgundy: All right, I'm gonna have to stop you there; you're making me very uncomfortable. Jess Moondragon: Sorry, Ron Burgundy, I... Mother Nature does that to me.
Malcolm Y: Know what we should do with this money? Paul Hauser: I think we should buy a big bag of grass.
Ed Harken: Chris, how many times have we had this conversation? Chris Harken: About a million times. Ed Harken: I guess it'll be a million and one, so listen up. You cannot hang around people's houses at night wearing a ski mask. Chris Harken: I'm not hanging out, I'm doing stuff.
Ron Burgundy: An astute observation lead to laughter! Ron Burgundy: We are laughing! Ron Burgundy: And it is continuing... Ron Burgundy: And it is slowing down, but there is still a good spirit! Ron Burgundy: And it is slowly getting less. Brian Fantana: We got it Ron... Ron Burgundy: There's a little chuckle. Ron Burgundy: And... it's done. Brian Fantana: You really wreck moments when you do that Ron.
