Guess what? You just brought a gun to a bombfight, officer!
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Guess what? You just brought a gun to a bombfight, officer!
Chet: Maybe I should just become a bank robber. I'm pretty good at it. Teachers don't make shit. Bank robbers make bank.
Dwayne: I liked the bear, I don't even fucking know you.
Nick: You're twins. Did you feel it when I was fucking her?
Dwayne: This is like the Marines. If you hesitate, if you fuck around, I will leave you behind.
Dwayne: Sometimes fate pulls out its big ol' cock and slaps you right in face.
Chet: Quit lookin' at me, moustache!
Dwayne: I'm not afraid of Jason. Look at me. I'm fucking Jason. In his fucking mask hole.
Travis: If wanting a lot of money is gay, then, yeah, I'm Elton John.
Dwayne: Sometimes faith pulls out its big ol' cock and slaps you right in the face.
Chango: Are you for serious, dawg? Nobody can fucking kill to me bro!
Nick: Guess what? You just brought a gun to a bombfight, officer!
Chet: Maybe I should just become a bank robber. I'm pretty good at it. Teachers don't make shit. Bank robbers make bank.
Dwayne: I liked the bear, I don't even fucking know you.
Nick: You're twins. Did you feel it when I was fucking her?
Dwayne: Sometimes fate pulls out its big ol' cock and slaps you right in face.
Dwayne: This is like the Marines. If you hesitate, if you fuck around, I will leave you behind.
Chet: Quit lookin' at me, moustache!
Dwayne: I'm not afraid of Jason. Look at me. I'm fucking Jason. In his fucking mask hole.
Travis: If wanting a lot of money is gay, then, yeah, I'm Elton John.
Chango: Are you for serious, dawg? Nobody can fucking kill to me bro!
Dwayne: Sometimes faith pulls out its big ol' cock and slaps you right in the face.
Nick: Guess what? You just brought a gun to a bombfight, officer!
Nick: You're twins. Did you feel it when I was fucking her?
Chet: Quit lookin' at me, moustache!
Dwayne: I'm not afraid of Jason. Look at me. I'm fucking Jason. In his fucking mask hole.
Nick: Now, give me the fucking code. Dwayne: Alright. 69-69-69. Nick: You gotta be fucking kidding me.
Chet: What the fuck? Is that thing real? Nick: Chet, if I don't get to the money in time. This thing gonna blow. Chet: And your first thought was to come to a school, filled with young children
Nick: Now, listen to me... We're obviously, uh, stealing the car! And you won't report it stolen until later tonight, let's say... 5 o'clock. Or 6, to be safe! Chet: 6: 15! Nick: Yeah, right! 6: 15. Chet: Don't even bother calling the cops! We own the cops!
Kate: Why did that engine explode? Nick: Remember that bomb I was telling you about? I kind of typed in the code, reactivated it and put in the back of that guy's van. Chet: What? That's some John McClane shit! Yes! Kate: How did you remember the code? Nick: It doesn't matter. We are alive, and we are rich.
Chet: You wanna fuck my sister? Nick: I said your sister was sexually attractive. Chet: Uh, my twin sister? Which is basically like fucking me?
Nick: Remember graduation night? Chet: When you were nailing Tina Scotto? Nick: Actually, I was having the best night of my life with your sister.
Nick: I taught myself how to do this shit. Went online, looked all this up! Dwayne: Oh I hear ya. I taught myself how to eat pussy and cut my own hair!
Dwayne: You're a cold son of a bitch, dad. The Major: That's what it takes, boy. In the Corps, pussies like you wore dresses to keep us entertained. Dwayne: That's really fuckin' disturbing.
Kate: You're late. Nick: No, no, I'm 45 minutes late, which is, like 10 minutes early for me.
Chet: EVERYBODY! GET DOWN ON THE GR... Nick: Shhh! Jesus! Chet: Everybody! Get down on the ground NOW and go get us our money! Nick: Uh, how are they supposed to get the money when you just told them... Chet: Go get us our money and THEN everybody get down on the ground!
The Major: You know, I saved a beaner's life in the shit. So if I took yours, would be even. Chango: A beaner, huh? That shit cut deep, I'm not gonna lie. That's good.
Rodney: Nice laser. Chet: Yeah. It's a nice laser, Rodney. You know what's not nice? Texting in my class Chet: Hey, Steve. What time are we watching the UFC fight, bro? By the way, you think Lisa would go out with me? Chet: Woah! Lisa over there? No way, she's laughing at your face. Chet: Don't text in my class anymore, ok?
