Chris Pontius: I guess I don't have any last words. I'm just gonna kill myself once I lose my wiener.
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Chris Pontius: I guess I don't have any last words. I'm just gonna kill myself once I lose my wiener.
Johnny Knoxville: Did you see the way I stopped the beanbag with my stomach? That's instinct. You can't teach that.
Ryan Dunn: I'm Ryan Dunn, and I'm about to get the shit kicked out of me by a girl.
Chris Raab: I'm Raab Himself and I'm a complete fucking idiot.
Ryan Dunn: Knoxville knocked my nuts in half!
Spike Jonze: You're a nice man. Would you like to come over for dinner?
Chris Pontius: Wait a minute. I already know my fortune, it's partying!
Johnny Knoxville: Hello, I'm Johnny Knoxville, welcome to "Jackass"!
Johnny Knoxville: Hello, I'm Johnny Knoxville and we're about to test my Rocket Skates.
Johnny Knoxville: I think I'm a little concussed.
Bam Margera: Whose dick do I gotta suck to get some explosions around here?
Bam Margera: Hey Phil, you know you have to get up at 5 in the morning tonight.
Phil Margera: Now you're getting crazy with this shit. Ape! He's starting to lose it! Jesus Christ! Ape! I need toilet paper!
Johnny Knoxville: Oh shit, I'm taking a cab back to the hotel!
Johnny Knoxville: Kick yourself in the head, wee man.
Steve-O: Like, an ember fell right on my cornhole, dude!
Ryan Dunn: I could sure go for a Miller High Life...
Ryan Dunn: Goddamn, this is the BMX tug-of-war.
Jason Acua: I'm Weeman and this is a big cone.
Johnny Knoxville: But I returned it with a full tank of gas.
Johnny Knoxville: That almost hit Loomis in the face!
Ryan Dunn: Oh fuck, I feel like I have to shit my ass!
Steve-O: So we're finding it a little bit chilly in Japan, so we're gonna warm ourselves up with some fireworks.
Johnny Knoxville: There's no such thing as failure, Steve-O!... One thing I know, is good tightrope walking!
Johnny Knoxville: I fell and busted my ass, that's what's fuckin' wrong!
Steve-O: I am so glad I turned this idea down.
Johnny Knoxville: I was barely halfway through the ceiling and you were already out the door!
Henry Rollins: My name is Henry Rollins and this is Off-Road Tattoo!
Chris Pontius: Hi. I'm johnny knoxville. Welcome to Jackass.
Johnny Knoxville: I have bad news written all over me.
Rakeyohn: This is like worse than a hanging.
Eric Koston: I can't believe he got that far!
Steve-O: That's Danger Ehren, a.k.a. "Who?" and that's Dave England, a.k.a. "Why?"
Bam Margera: He was so bummed! He went there to buy QTips and he just got bummed because there was a fight going on!
Johnny Knoxville: I'm here with Eric Koston and Clyde Singleton and today I'm gonna 50-50 this rail and... or try to.
Henry Rollins: This is designed to fuck you up!
Chris Pontius: I guess I don't have any last words. I'm just gonna kill myself once I lose my wiener.
Johnny Knoxville: Did you see the way I stopped the beanbag with my stomach? That's instinct. You can't teach that.
Ryan Dunn: I'm Ryan Dunn, and I'm about to get the shit kicked out of me by a girl.
Chris Raab: I'm Raab Himself and I'm a complete fucking idiot.
Johnny Knoxville: Is Butterbean OK?
Ryan Dunn: Knoxville knocked my nuts in half!
Spike Jonze: You're a nice man. Would you like to come over for dinner?
Chris Pontius: Wait a minute. I already know my fortune, it's partying!
Chris Pontius: I don't like him. He's mean.
Johnny Knoxville: Hello, I'm Johnny Knoxville, welcome to "Jackass"!
Johnny Knoxville: Hello, I'm Johnny Knoxville and we're about to test my Rocket Skates.
Johnny Knoxville: I think I'm a little concussed.
Bam Margera: Whose dick do I gotta suck to get some explosions around here?
Bam Margera: Hey Phil, you know you have to get up at 5 in the morning tonight.
Phil Margera: Now you're getting crazy with this shit. Ape! He's starting to lose it! Jesus Christ! Ape! I need toilet paper!
Johnny Knoxville: Oh shit, I'm taking a cab back to the hotel!
Johnny Knoxville: Kick yourself in the head, wee man.
Steve-O: Like, an ember fell right on my cornhole, dude!
Ryan Dunn: I could sure go for a Miller High Life...
Ryan Dunn: Goddamn, this is the BMX tug-of-war.
Jason Acua: I'm Weeman and this is a big cone.
Bam Margera: This is Sweaty Fat Fucks.
Johnny Knoxville: But I returned it with a full tank of gas.
Johnny Knoxville: That almost hit Loomis in the face!
Ryan Dunn: Oh fuck, I feel like I have to shit my ass!
Steve-O: So we're finding it a little bit chilly in Japan, so we're gonna warm ourselves up with some fireworks.
Johnny Knoxville: There's no such thing as failure, Steve-O!... One thing I know, is good tightrope walking!
Spike Jonze: You're a nice man. Would you like to come over for dinner?
Johnny Knoxville: Hello, I'm Johnny Knoxville, welcome to "Jackass"!
Bam Margera: Hey Phil, you know you have to get up at 5 in the morning tonight.
Johnny Knoxville: Oh shit, I'm taking a cab back to the hotel!
Johnny Knoxville: Kick yourself in the head, wee man.
Ryan Dunn: Goddamn, this is the BMX tug-of-war.
Johnny Knoxville: But I returned it with a full tank of gas.
Johnny Knoxville: That almost hit Loomis in the face!
Bam Margera: Since we no longer have to bleep cuss words, I promise I will get my mom to say, "fuck" by the end of this movie. April Margera: That's the scariest fucking thing I ever saw!
Angry Golfer: Didn't I tell you I was going to come over here and kick your ass for that? Johnny Knoxville: But... I'm sorry. I got bursitis. Angry Golfer: You got bursitis? Johnny Knoxville: Yeah. Angry Golfer: So that means you gotta play with a horn? Johnny Knoxville: It helps. Angry Golfer: I'll give you something to play with, pal!
Johnny Knoxville: Is this the worst you've ever had to go boom-boom? Dave England: No, no. I shit my pants at the fair.
Man: You alright? Spike Jonze: Yeah. Man: You have... Your brakes go out? Spike Jonze: Yeah. The whole thing doesn't work. Man: Really? Spike Jonze: Will you push me to the top? I wanna do it again.
Johnny Knoxville: I don't know what happened. I just remember we went in the air and the next thing I know, I'm just... fucked. Bam Margera: Dude, you were hauling so much ass!
Bam Margera: We wanted to see if you would run here with a car up your ass! Ryan Dunn: No, I ain't running anywhere. It's scary enough to walk.
Ryan Dunn: What a dumbass idea! I'm surrounded by cacti, for fuck's sake! Spike Jonze: *Offscreen* It's cactus! Ryan Dunn: It's cacti! Whatever it is it hurts!
Bam Margera: How much does Rake hate mustard? Bam Margera: This is Rake's mom and she says I wouldn't be able to have children in my future.
Man: We have very... What the hell you doin? Dave England: I'm sorry. I'm almost done. Man: I hope you ain't takin' a shit in that sonfabitch.
Steve-O: If Ryan was an animal, what would he be? Manny Puig: This doesn't happen in nature.
April Margera: I'm helping you, are you OK? Johnny Knoxville: No, you're just wafting Phil's ass in my nose!
Johnny Knoxville: What's the quickest you've ever knocked anyone out? Butterbean: I hold, like, a California state record's like 18 seconds including the ten-count. Johnny Knoxville: I think you're gonna break that today.
Ryan Dunn: So how did a car toy get there? Cuban-dude doctor: Maybe you stuck it up your ass.
