George Carlin: We have more ways to describe dirty words than we have dirty words.
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George Carlin: We have more ways to describe dirty words than we have dirty words.
George Carlin: Farts are fun! Farts are shit without the mess!
George Carlin: Someone was quite interested in these words. They kept referring to them: they called them bad, dirty, filthy, foul, vile, vulgar, coarse, in poor taste, unseemly, street talk, gutter talk, locker room language, barracks talk, bawdy, naughty, saucy, raunchy, rude, crude, lude, lascivious, indecent, profane, obscene, blue, off-color, risqué, suggestive, cursing, cussing, swearing... and all I could think of was: shit, piss, fuck, cunt, cocksucker, motherfucker, and tits!
George Carlin: The surgeon general announced today that saliva causes stomach cancer. However only when swallowed in small amounts over a long period of time.
George Carlin: We have more ways to describe dirty words than we have dirty words.
George Carlin: Farts are fun! Farts are shit without the mess!
George Carlin: Someone was quite interested in these words. They kept referring to them: they called them bad, dirty, filthy, foul, vile, vulgar, coarse, in poor taste, unseemly, street talk, gutter talk, locker room language, barracks talk, bawdy, naughty, saucy, raunchy, rude, crude, lude, lascivious, indecent, profane, obscene, blue, off-color, risqué, suggestive, cursing, cussing, swearing... and all I could think of was: shit, piss, fuck, cunt, cocksucker, motherfucker, and tits!
George Carlin: And by now, cocksucker is the dominant word on the list. Previously with motherfucker on the list, cocksucker was somewhat balanced out. They were the only multisyllabic words on the list, but now cocksucker stands alone. Shit, piss, fuck, cunt, cocksucker, tits. And who knows? Maybe it doesn't belong, either. After all, motherfucker turned out to be a ringer. Let's take a look at cocksucker. George Carlin: See if this one belongs; we'll divide the word cock and sucker from each other, those words. Sucker isn't dirty; sucker, that's... it's suggestive as hell, but it isn't dirty. And cock... that's not dirty all the time. That's one of those words that's only partly filthy. Cock, if you're talking about the animal, it's perfectly all right. They used to read that to us from the Bible in third grade. And we would laugh, man. George Carlin: "'Cock' is in the Bible!" Remember the first time you heard about a cockfight?
George Carlin: Visine! Do they look that red? George Carlin: Oh, now I *know* I need it! George Carlin: Would you hold on to that? Now *you're* under arrest.
