Rubin: It's supposed to be a challenge, that's why they call it a shortcut. If it was easy it would just be the way.
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Rubin: It's supposed to be a challenge, that's why they call it a shortcut. If it was easy it would just be the way.
E.L.: What else am I supposed to do, stay here and learn?
Corky the Dog: Hey, Jack, have that bitch make me some blueberry pancakes... Right now.
E.L.: Barry, hit the lights. It's boner time!
E.L.: You're already cheating! Anytime you pass up sex, you're cheating on yourself.
E.L.: Yep. I'd give us about 20 minutes before our first ass-raping.
E.L.: Did I say two? Better make it three.
Beth: Are there any guys out there who are JUST NORMAL?
Corky the Dog: Hey, Old man... I got the fuckin' munchies real bad... what about you?
E.L.: Hey, it's 10 feet. Bob Hope could jump this in his golf cart. See, watch, I can spit across it.
Grandpa Manilow: You know what your problem is? Your all brains... not enough cock and balls!
Grandpa Manilow: You gonna pass that doobie or what?
Barry: Austin? Austin, Massachusetts?
Rubin: It's supposed to be a challenge, that's why they call it a shortcut. If it was easy it would just be the way.
E.L.: What else am I supposed to do, stay here and learn?
Corky the Dog: Hey, Jack, have that bitch make me some blueberry pancakes... Right now.
E.L.: Barry, hit the lights. It's boner time!
E.L.: You're already cheating! Anytime you pass up sex, you're cheating on yourself.
E.L.: Yep. I'd give us about 20 minutes before our first ass-raping.
E.L.: Did I say two? Better make it three.
Beth: Are there any guys out there who are JUST NORMAL?
Corky the Dog: Hey, Old man... I got the fuckin' munchies real bad... what about you?
E.L.: Hey, it's 10 feet. Bob Hope could jump this in his golf cart. See, watch, I can spit across it.
Grandpa Manilow: You know what your problem is? Your all brains... not enough cock and balls!
Grandpa Manilow: You gonna pass that doobie or what?
Barry: Austin? Austin, Massachusetts?
E.L.: I thought I told you to mail this yesterday? Rubin: Yeah, I posted it this morning. E.L.: OH FUCK! E.L.: W-w-w-wait a second. Tell me you mailed the Beth tape to Tiffany. E.L.: Yes! Josh: Shit! Oh, no! Oh, no! Barry: Hey, hey. Josh: What? Barry: Did you make a copy? Because if you made a copy we could watch the copy.
Barry: Welcome to the University of Ithica. This is it, right here. This is what we're talkin about. I'm gonna give you a good tour today. Show you as much, as much as you need to know, plus a, plus a whole lt more actually. So this is the main area of the University. You'll be getting used to this area. This is sort of where you congregate with your friends and classmates. Come in around me everyone, come in around me. Don't straggle. We've had prblems... I've had problems with stragglers before, okay? They get lost in the back. They get hit by trucks, okay? It's not pretty, It's not pretty when it happens. This is the uh... By the way this is the Joseph H. Nelson library here, okay? It was built in the, uh... 1600s. Student in the Tour: 1600s? It says 1951. Barry: That's the address. Okay? Wise-ass.
Rubin: I just said we'd make it across. I didn't say anything about the wheels staying on. Josh: What the hell are we gonna do now? I'm totally screwed! I don't have time to be walking through the woods right now!
Rubin: What class is that again? Rubin: Ancient philosophy. Rubin: Well I can teach you ancient philosophy in 46 hours. Josh: Really? Rubin: Yeah, I can teach Japanese to a monkey in 46 hours. They key is just finding a way to relate to the material.
Foot Lover: I-I'm sorry, but you have the most beautiful feet. Would you like a foot massage? Beth: No, I would not like a foot massage. As a matter of fact, I would hate a foot massage. Foot Lover: Ok. I'm sorry. Relax. Beth: Are there any guys out there that are just normal? Huh?
Crime Scene Photographer: If I had to guess, I'd say somebody was raped and murdered here. Earl Edwards: What the hell gives you that idea? Crime Scene Photographer: I don't know. It's just a feeling.
Jacob: you heard me, I bid $30 loud and clear. E.L.: Your bid didn't count. Jacob: Why? E.L.: Because you're a TA. Jacob: So? E.L.: So this auction is for students only. Goodbye!
Beth: Are there any guys out there who are *just normal?*
