Chief Red Garnett: I, uh... hope you don't drink before noon. Sally Gerber: Oh - no, I don't. Chief Red Garnett: The last one we had here, seemed like she was on a liquid diet.
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Butch Haynes: Never underestimate the kindness of the common man, Phillip.
Butch Haynes: Guys like us, Phillip - we gotta be on our own. To seek foolish destiny... that sort of thing.
Butch Haynes: You're truly the friendliest clerk I ever met.
Butch Haynes: Alaska, Phillip - wild and woolly. Man against nature. Me personally, I like them odds.
Terry Pugh: Ain't you folks ever heard of sleepin' in?
Butch Haynes: Well, one thing's for sure now: I definitely believe in ghosts.
Chief Red Garnett: Gallows humor, Sally. Without it, we'd all be losin' our lunch.
Butch Haynes: My mama would dance her ass right out of a frying pan into a backroom fire.
Butch Haynes: You ain't so friendly!
Terry Pugh: I'm bleedin'! You happy?
Butch Haynes: Guys like us, Phillip - we gotta be on our own. To seek foolish destiny... that sort of thing.
Butch Haynes: You're truly the friendliest clerk I ever met.
Butch Haynes: Alaska, Phillip - wild and woolly. Man against nature. Me personally, I like them odds.
Terry Pugh: Ain't you folks ever heard of sleepin' in?
Butch Haynes: Well, one thing's for sure now: I definitely believe in ghosts.
Chief Red Garnett: Gallows humor, Sally. Without it, we'd all be losin' our lunch.
Butch Haynes: Never underestimate the kindness of the common man, Phillip.
Robert 'Butch' Haynes: Damn, Buzz, shot twice in the same day.
Terry Pugh: Must've moved. Probably couldn't have heard him anyway; this goddamn ear's still bleedin'. You ever try that shit again... Butch Haynes: What? Terry Pugh: ... What? Butch Haynes: You were in the middle of threatenin' me. Terry Pugh: Ain't a threat - it's a fact. Butch Haynes: Here, kid - take the wheel. Butch Haynes: In two seconds, I'm gonna break your nose. That's a threat. Butch Haynes: ...And that's a fact. Terry Pugh: I'm gonna kill you for that. Butch Haynes: And that's a threat. Begin to understand the difference?
Butch Haynes: Hey - have you ever ridden in a time machine before? Phillip Perry: Butch Haynes: Well, sure you have - what do you think *this* is? Phillip Perry: A car. Butch Haynes: You're lookin' at this thing bass-ackward. This is a 20th-century time machine. I'm the captain... Butch Haynes: And you're the navigator. Out there? Butch Haynes: That's the future. And back there? Butch Haynes: Well, that's the past. If life's moving too slow, and you wanna project yourself into the future? Just step on the gas, right here. Butch Haynes: See? Butch Haynes: If you wanna slow her down? Well, hell - you just step on the brake here, and you slow her down. Butch Haynes: This is the present, Phillip. Enjoy it while it lasts.
Terry Pugh: You're a fuckin' crazy man. Butch Haynes: And that's a fact. I believe you're getting the hang of this.
Sally Gerber: You know you did everything you could. Don't you? Chief Red Garnett: ...I don't know nothin'... Not one damn thing.
Tom Adler: There - that oughta put his pecker in a sling, huh, Red?... Sorry. Sally Gerber: Dick humor. Unique. Shouldn't these be roadblocked as well? Tom Adler: Well, in a perfect world, Miss Gerber, we'd all lock arms and thrash the bushes until he turned up. Sally Gerber: Well, in a perfect world, things like this wouldn't happen in the first place, right?
Chief Red Garnett: How do you like your steak, Sally? Sally Gerber: Rare. Chief Red Garnett: Good. Well, I'll, uh, wipe its ass, herd it through, and you can tear off a slab. How's that? Sally Gerber: On second thought, medium rare.
Chief Red Garnett: I, uh... hope you don't drink before noon. Sally Gerber: Oh - no, I don't. Chief Red Garnett: The last one we had here, seemed like she was on a liquid diet.
Phillip Perry: Are you gonna shoot me? Butch Haynes: No - no, no. Me and you are friends... If I was choosin' a runnin' buddy, I'd take you over him any day of the week.
Phillip Perry: Can we stop at the filling station? Butch Haynes: What for? Phillip Perry: Number one. Butch Haynes: ...This here's nature, Phillip. Why don't you just... pee over by the tree?
Tom Adler: They got T-bones in the fridge! Naomi Perry: Now, I don't think we should eat that - those were ordered special for the governor. Tom Adler: And Tater Tots! Naomi Perry: He might not approve of this! Chief Red Garnett: That so? Hmmm... I *do* like Tater Tots.
Butch Haynes: If you wanted to go home so bad, why didn't you stay at the store today? Phillip Perry: 'Cause. Butch Haynes: 'Cause why? Phillip Perry: 'Cause - I stole. Put me in jail - probably go to hell. Butch Haynes: Same difference, Phillip. Same difference.
Lt. Tom Hendricks: Cordoned off the area. Chief Red Garnett: Tight? Lt. Tom Hendricks: Watertight. Like a frog's pussy. Sorry, ma'am. Sally Gerber: No doubt an observation based on personal experience.
Sally Gerber: The idea is that an understanding of the particular behavioral case history should, in parole situations, help the subject to avoid habitual traps - and, in penal escape situations, could conversely identify those self-same traps as an aid to apprehension. Chief Red Garnett: ...Let me tell you somethin', Miss Gerber. Sally Gerber: Sally is fine. Chief Red Garnett: Let me tell you somethin', Sally: This is not a 'penal escape situation', this happens to be a manhunt. And no talkin' around in circles is gonna fix all that. Sally Gerber: And what will? Chief Red Garnett: Well, it's having a nose like a Bluetick, possum medulla, with an antenna and a lot of coffee.
Butch Haynes: You feel like a hike? Phillip Perry: How far? Butch Haynes: Can't be more than - oh, say... fifteen hundred miles. Phillip Perry: Butch Haynes: You're probably right. Go give our supplies a check.
Sally Gerber: Years later, I'm back in trouble. Tom Adler: Kill somebody else? Sally Gerber: Uh-uh. Saw a Ford coupe I couldn't resist, so I took her for a spin. Tom Adler: Hell - that ain't no big deal. Sally Gerber: That's what I thought - but the judge didn't. He gave me four years in Gatesville. Toughest juvie farm in Texas. Tom Adler: Yeah - that's where the sonofabitch *learned* to be a criminal. We've seen that before, haven't we, Red?
Sally Gerber: I killed a man when I was eight. Chief Red Garnett: How'd you kill him? Sally Gerber: Shot him with a .38 special. There was always one lyin' around the dance hall. That's what they called it, but it was a whorehouse; that's where we lived. Tom Adler: What'd the authorities do? Sally Gerber: Victim was wanted by the locals, so the whole thing got swept under the carpet, Cajun-style.
Phillip Perry: What is it? Butch Haynes: Well, it's kinda like a silver whale. And there's people inside, just like old Jonah in the Bible. Butch Haynes: Go like this - maybe they'll honk. Maybe they'll honk back at us.
Butch Haynes: You Dottie? Eileen: Eileen. Dottie died. Her son runs the place but, uh... he ain't never here. Butch Haynes: Never? Eileen: He leaves around four. You know, not much traffic after lunch. Eileen: Eileen: ...If you need me, I'll be right over here.
Agent Bobby Lee: Think you're pretty smart now, don't you? Sally Gerber: Excuse me? Agent Bobby Lee: I ain't smart, but goddamn - you are pretty. Sally Gerber: Please... Agent Bobby Lee: See, I think that, uh, business and pleasure should just, uh, naturally mix. Don't you? Sally Gerber: Agent Bobby Lee: Now, take me - I... I love my work. Sally Gerber: So did Hitler. Agent Bobby Lee: Goddamn - you got a mouth on you.
Naomi Perry: If I was going, I'd go as a, um... Ruth Perry: A princess! Naomi Perry: A - yes! Judy Baumer's going as a twirler. Ruth Perry: But she's so fat. I'd rather go as Cinderella, or Peter Pan. Naomi Perry: Peter Pan's a boy; Tinkerbell's a girl. Phillip could go as Peter Pan, except you gotta fly. Ruth Perry: Phillip could go as a bump on a log. Phillip Perry: Why can't we just go once? Ruth Perry: 'Cause we just can't, OK? Gladys Perry: Our personal beliefs lift us to a higher plane.
Chief Red Garnett: You get to know me a little better, you'll find havin' a strong backside and a good sense of humor'll get you a lot. Sally Gerber: Yeah; well, I have a fine sense of humor - but the one thing I won't do is be your straight man, so you can play hero to a bunch of morons who think you're some kind of hillbilly Sherlock Holmes. Chief Red Garnett: Oh, shit. Damn... You know, Arthur Godfrey said this stuff'll keep you young, but I'm not sure it's worth it.
