Jonah Hill: Dear God, it's me, Jonah Hill... from Moneyball.
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Jonah Hill: Dear God, it's me, Jonah Hill... from Moneyball.
Danny McBride: James Franco didn't suck any dick last night? Now I know ya'll are trippin'.
Danny McBride: Seth, that's some of the better acting than I've seen in your last six movies. Where the fuck was that in Green Hornet?
Craig Robinson: Welcome to Heaven, mothafuckas.
James Franco: I'm not gonna shoot Emma Watson!
Jay Baruchel: I don't wanna die at James Franco's house.
James Franco: The fucker's got to go! GO! The fucker's gots to go!
Jonah Hill: Something, um, not-that-chill happened last night.
Jay Baruchel: We could build a life here together, Craig. I'd be really good to you.
Craig Robinson: Ain't no party, like a no panty party, cause a no panty party don't stop!
Craig Robinson: I would suck a dick for half a cracker!
Seth Rogen: I'm a well-known homosexual advocate!
James Franco: No more jerking off, no more water, just sit the fuck down!
Danny McBride: He's talking about the rape-y vibes.
Jonah Hill: This is no dream! This is really happening!
Danny McBride: I call him Channing Taint-YUM!
Christopher Mintz-Plasse: I never fuckin' done cocaine, dude.
Jonah Hill: I have to do what's right, weed is for the people, it's the peoples weed.
Jay Baruchel: Oh, you've got to be fucking SHITTING me!
Danny McBride: If anyone's raping Emma Watson, it's fucking Sir-Rapes-A-Lot over here.
Jonah Hill: Guys, guys, guys. Jay's not rapey, Jay couldn't rape a fly.
Jonah Hill: Dear God, it's me, Jonah Hill... from Moneyball.
Danny McBride: James Franco didn't suck any dick last night? Now I know ya'll are trippin'.
Craig Robinson: Welcome to Heaven, mothafuckas.
James Franco: I'm not gonna shoot Emma Watson!
Jay Baruchel: I don't wanna die at James Franco's house.
James Franco: The fucker's got to go! GO! The fucker's gots to go!
Jay Baruchel: We could build a life here together, Craig. I'd be really good to you.
Jonah Hill: Something, um, not-that-chill happened last night.
Craig Robinson: Ain't no party, like a no panty party, cause a no panty party don't stop!
Craig Robinson: I tried to save Aziz, I did!
Craig Robinson: I would suck a dick for half a cracker!
Michael Cera: Is it bad?
Seth Rogen: I'm a well-known homosexual advocate!
Emma Watson: Back the fuck up!
James Franco: No more jerking off, no more water, just sit the fuck down!
Danny McBride: He's talking about the rape-y vibes.
Jonah Hill: This is no dream! This is really happening!
Danny McBride: I call him Channing Taint-YUM!
Christopher Mintz-Plasse: I never fuckin' done cocaine, dude.
Danny McBride: Seth, that's some of the better acting than I've seen in your last six movies. Where the fuck was that in Green Hornet?
James Franco: I'm not gonna shoot Emma Watson!
Jonah Hill: Something, um, not-that-chill happened last night.
Seth Rogen: I'm a well-known homosexual advocate!
Jay Baruchel: I say unto the... the power of Christ compels you! Possessed Jonah Hill: Oh, does it? Does it compel me? Jay Baruchel: The power of Christ compels you! Possessed Jonah Hill: Does it, Jay? Jay Baruchel: The power of Christ compels you! Possessed Jonah Hill: Is the power of Christ compelling me? Is that what's happening? Jay Baruchel: The power of Christ compels you! Possessed Jonah Hill: Guess what? It's not that compelling.
Danny McBride: Welcome to the twenty-first century, Buck Rogers! You designed a house with fuckin' iPads in the walls, yet, you're jerkin' your dick like a goddamn pilgrim! James Franco: That's right man, I like to fuckin' read!
Seth Rogen: We got 12 bottles of water, 56 beers, two vodkas, four whiskeys, six bottles of wine, tequila, Nutella, cheese, pizza, eggs, bananas, apples, bacon, steaks, pancake mix, C.T. Crunch, milk, ketchup, a Milky Way, half-ounce Sour Diesel, 3 1/2 grams Grand Master Kush, one ounce of 'shrooms, 15 pills of ecstasy, a porno mag, a baseball bat, and the video camera from the movie 27 Hours. James Franco: '127 Hours'. Seth Rogen: Uh, 127 Hours. And a functioning revolver from the movie 'Flyboys'.
Danny McBride: What the fuck? James Franco: Go to hell, McBride! Fuck you! Haha. Suck my dick!
James Franco: We're actors! We bring joy to people's lives! Jay Baruchel: Yeah but we don't do it for free. We get paid handsomely much higher than the average professional.
James Franco: I will shoot off your dick! Danny McBride: You don't have enough bullets, bitch.
James Franco: Who did this? Who did this? Seth Rogen: Did what? What are you talking about? James Franco: Jizzed all over the pages of this nice magazine I was nice enough to tell you about. Was it you, Seth? Danny McBride: It was me, Franco. I fuckin' made jizz in your magazine. James Franco: Why? Danny McBride: When I fuckin' jack off long enough, I end up jizzin', dude. I'm assuming, the same shit works for you? James Franco: Real fuckin' smart answer! Why don't you fuckin' aim, huh? Danny McBride: I have a particularly explosive ejaculate. It just goes everywhere. It's like a fuckin' wild fireman's hose - you just got to grab on and pray to God it doesn't get into your eyes or your mouth. James Franco: What the fuck kind of jerking off is that? What, you never had any brothers? You never learned to jizz in a fuckin' sock or on a fuckin' tissue? Danny McBride: No, I don't have any brothers, I was raised in a house of women! James Franco: I highly doubt they fuckin' taught you to fuckin' close your eyes and fuckin' cum wherever the fuck you want! Danny McBride: I mean, you're getting all worked up over a fuckin' porno mag! Who has goddamn porno mags anymore? Welcome to the twenty-first century, Buck Rogers! You designed a house with fuckin' iPads in the walls, yet, you're jerkin' your dick like a goddamn pilgrim! James Franco: That's right, man. I like to fuckin' read! Danny McBride: You think that's the only thing I jerk off on in here? I've been dropping off loads around this fuckin' house like a goddamn dump truck. James Franco: You don't cum on my stuff! Danny McBride: I'll cum wherever the fuck I want, James! I'll fuckin' cum in your kitchen, I'll cum on your fuckin' art, I'll cum anywhere I want! James Franco: I will fuckin' cum right on you! I will cum like a fuckin' madman all over you, McBride! Danny McBride: Ooh! I fuckin' wish you'd cum on me right now! I fuckin' dare you to cum on me! Danny McBride: I'm gonna jack my dick so fuckin' hard in here! James Franco: This, no more, man! All over your fuckin' face! Danny McBride: All over the fuckin' floor, all over the fuckin' place! I'll fuckin' cum anywhere I want! I'll fuckin' cum on these walls, I'll cum on the fuckin' cabinets, on the fuckin' furniture, I'll cum everywhere! James Franco: If I see your dick one more time, I'm gonna fuckin' shoot it off! Danny McBride: You don't have enough bullets, bitch!
Jay Baruchel: Can we please go to fucking Carl's Jr.? Seth Rogen: Uh, I would love to, but I'm on a... I can't really eat that stuff right now. I'm on a... I'm on this cleanse. Jay Baruchel: You're on a what? Seth Rogen: I'm on a cleanse. Jay Baruchel: What? Seth Rogen: It's good for you. You're supposed to take six shits a day. Jay Baruchel: That's not true, you're supposed to shit twice a day. Seth Rogen: No. That's not true. That's what they used to think, now they know you're supposed to shit six times a day. Jay Baruchel: So you're not drinking, you're not smoking weed? Seth Rogen: Oh, no. I'm drinking, I'm smoking weed. I'm on a cleanse, I'm not psychotic.
Michael Cera: Hey, does this coke smell funny? Christopher Mintz-Plasse: Oh, fuck, Michael. I've never done cocaine. Michael Cera: Well, you did the best shit possible for your first time.
Jonah Hill: So what have you guys been doing? Seth Rogen: Oh we just hung out all day. Jay Baruchel: Ate a bunch of dirty burgers, smoked about a fucking pound of weed, and played a bunch of video games. Jonah Hill: Weed is tight, weed is tight. That's awesome. Jay Baruchel: It's like the golfing sequence in Navy Seals. Jonah Hill: Sick reference though bro. Jay Baruchel: Oh thanks bud. Jonah Hill: Dude, your references are out of control, everyone knows that.
Jonah Hill: Um, can I have that Milky Way? James Franco: No, you can't have the Milky Way. That's my Milky Way. I went out this morning and specifically bought this Milky Way to eat after my party. Jay Baruchel: That's weird. James Franco: It's not weird, it's my special food, I like it. Back me up on that, Seth. Seth Rogen: I don't think you should get the whole Milky Way. I want some of the Milky Way. Craig Robinson: I'd be pretty bummed if I don't at least get a bite of the Milky Way. James Franco: Oh, now Craig wants a bite of the Milky Way. Craig Robinson: Yeah, I want a bite of the Milky Way! It's a fucking Milky Way. Jay Baruchel: A fifth of everything is what's fair and reasonable. Seth Rogen: Everyone gets a fifth of everything. James Franco: I want one fifth of your t-shirt!
Seth Rogen: Just answer me one question: Is Michael Cera's butthole as adorable as I pictured? Jay Baruchel: Oh for fucks sake... Seth Rogen: I picture it looking like a little donut. A little pink sprinkled donut.
Aziz Ansari: Craig, help me! Craig Robinson: It's too late for you! You're already in the hole!
Seth Rogen: Jesus fucking Christ. Craig Robinson: You might wanna stay away from saying that. Seth Rogen: Jesus fucking Christ? Why? Why can't I say that? Craig Robinson: One of the ten commandments. Thou shalt not take the name of the Lord thy God in vain. Seth Rogen: Jesus isn't the name of the Lord. God is the name of the Lord. Craig Robinson: Jesus and God is all the same. Jay Baruchel: It's a trinity. Craig Robinson: The Father, the Son and the Holy Ghost. James Franco: It's like Neapolitan ice cream.
Channing Tatum: I love him. Danny McBride: Fuckin' GI Joe, dude. Fuckin' loves me.
Craig Robinson: Dude, Segel's dead, Krumholtz is dead, Michael Cera's dead... Danny McBride: I guess if Michael Cera's dead it's not a total loss, huh?
