Jay: That's how we did it in the '90s, son!
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Jay: That's how we did it in the '90s, son!
Randal: You're not even supposed to be here today.
Jay: That's how we did it in the '90s, son!
Randal: You're not even supposed to be here today.
Randal: You're my hero, Dante.
Dante: Goodnight. Randal: 37? Dante: That's not a scene, Randal! Stop writing it right now! 37 cannot go in your movie! Jay: Shut the fuck up! It's nighttime!
Randal: You saved my life, man. Wish I had a life worth saving. Dante: What are you talking about? Randal: I sit around and watch the same movies, over and over. Dante: I always thought you could have made a cool movie. Randal: You're right. I'm living on borrowed time. No more watching movies. I'm gonna make a movie!
Dante: It's really nice to see you, even under the circumstances. You look great. You look way younger than I do. Veronica: Yeah? Dante: Yeah. Veronica: How young do you think I look? Dante: You don't look a day over... 37.
Randal: I can't catch my breath, man. Elias: Really? Should I try mouth stuff? Randal: What is this, a Tinder date? Get off me. Randal: Oh, shit! Elias: Mr. Dante! Dante: I need an ambulance at the Quick Stop!
Randal: So, that's it. He doesn't love you anymore. He loves Caitlin. Veronica: And he told you all this? Randal: Pretty much. All except the blatant homosexuality part. Randal: What the fuck, man? We're making a movie here! Ew!
Jay: You know, there are million fines in the world, dude! Randal: Millions of fines? What the hell, man? That's not the line. There's a million fine looking women in the world, dude. Jay: There are a billion behinds in this world, dude! Whoo! Randal: Not billions of behinds. A million of fine looking women. Jay: You know, they're killing swines in the world, dude! Silent Bob: Jesus fucking Christ, you non-acting fuck! I will do it myself! Ahem... You know, there's a million fine looking women in the world, dude, but... they don't all bring you lasagna at work. Most of them just cheat on you. Jay: You all-about-evening fuck... Silent Bob: Well? Randal: Fasten your seatbelts. It's going to be a bumpy night.
Randal: Alright, look, I'm gonna get outta here. Call me as soon as they say something, alright? Elias: Wait, what? Where are you going? Randal: I'm gonna go work on my movie, man. Elias: You're movie? Randal: Yeah. I mean it's almost done, it's not like I'm doing Dante any good sitting around here. I might as well go work on my movie. Elias: Are you kidding me? Even *now*? Randal: "Even now" what? Elias: Oh, "my movie, my movie, everybody make MY movie, because it's SO important"! Randal: This is neither the time nor the place to do an impression of Christopher Nolan. Elias: I'm doing an impression of *you*, Randal! We're in the hospital! Randal: That's stating the obvious! Elias: No, the obvious statement right now would be "never mind the movie. My best friend's in the hospital"! Randal: It's just a heart attack. I had one! He'll be fine! Elias: Fuck you, Randal! Fuck you! God, man... I used to look up to you so much, but you're the worst, you know that? The worst in the world! Mr. Dante made your movie happen! Randal: *I* made my movie happen! *I* had the idea to make the movie! *I* wrote the script, and *I'm* the goddamn director! *I* made this movie happen! It was all *me*! Elias: Oh, it was all you, huh? Randal: Yeah! Elias: Take off your stupid mask, Randal. Because I remember Mr. Dante doing everything. He even called his ex-fiancé, who hates his guts, and put up *his* half of Quick-Stop just to get you the money to make your stupid movie! Randal: Wait a minute... Dante got the money for my movie from Emma...? Randal: Dante! I didn't know about Emma! I just found out! I didn't know! Is he okay?
