Major Jack Holloway: Storm Catcher to base, storm catcher to base, control this is storm catcher do you read me. Sparks are you there. Captain 'Sparks' Johnson: Hello, no one is home right now, please leave a message after the beep. Major Jack Holloway: Yes this is Jack Holloway how the hell do i stop this thing damm it. Captain 'Sparks' Johnson: I thought I gave you the instruction book. Captain Lucas: Hey, will you two stop with the phone sex, we got a plane to test. Major Jack Holloway: You know Sparks you make my co-pilot jealous. Captain 'Sparks' Johnson: Awww, I didn't even know he cared. Prick. Captain Lucas: Yeah, I'll show you how much I care when I get to the ground. Major Jack Holloway: Hey come on why don't the two of you stay friends, it takes 3 to fly this plane.