Maddie: You're nineteen, grow up!
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Maddie: You're nineteen, grow up!
Maddie: Does anyone even fuck anymore?
Maddie: You're nineteen, grow up!
Percy Becker: Isn't this how "Jaws" started?
Maddie: Screw this noise! I'm Pompous Freakin' Everdeen! I'm outta here!
Maddie: Can't believe this kid is going to Princeton. He's dumb as shit.
Maddie: Does anyone even fuck anymore?
Percy Becker: Isn't this how "Jaws" started?
Maddie: I should have that Buick by now, but this kid's unfuckable.
Maddie: I don't remember ordering a phony bitch for dessert.
Maddie Barker: Does anyone even fuck anymore?
Maddie Barker: Can't believe this kid is going to Princeton. He's dumb as shit.
Maddie Barker: I should have that Buick by now, but this kid's unfuckable.
Maddie Barker: I don't remember ordering a phony bitch for dessert.
Sara: Women have all sorts of reasons for having sex. I mean, I had sex once because I didn't want to commute in the morning. Maddie Barker: I've had sex with a guy to get out of playing Settlers of Catan. Sara: I had sex with a guy on a first date because I thought he was going to kill me. Jim: Jesus. You're with me now, babe. Maddie Barker: She's talking about you, dumbass.
Gary: My sister was right about you. Maddie Barker: Wait, your sister who was arrested for elder abuse?
Maddie Barker: And you're sure he's not gay? Allison Becker: Yes. We've seen his porn. It's not gay. Laird Becker: It's a little gay. Lot of bodies.
Percy Becker: Why do you want to adopt a dog. Maddie Barker: Because I can't have dogs of my own.
Percy Becker: Pepsi please. Waitress (Townie Bar): We only have Coke. Percy Becker: Do you wanna go somewhere else?
Maddie Barker: Come on. There's gotta be more questions. Percy Becker: Yes, there are, but I have to start closing up. So, um, yeah. You can come back another day, though. Maddie Barker: I might not want a dog another day. I want a dog *right now*. Percy Becker: Well, then, pet ownership may not be for you. You sound a lot like the kind of person we would normally take a dog from.
Jim: You could always sell your kidney. You could sell your hair, your plasma, your eggs. The human body's a cash cow. People don't understand that. Sara: Jim, I can feel our baby getting dumber.
Maddie Barker: I had this really intense dream about you last night. Don't ask. Percy Becker: Of course. That's private. Maddie Barker: Do you ever have those? Percy Becker: Uh, intense dreams? Um... Actually, uh, yeah. Maddie Barker: Tell me. Percy Becker: You know Harley Quinn from Suicide Squad? Maddie Barker: Okay. Percy Becker: I had this one dream where I wouldn't let her adopt a dog. So she'd locked me in one of the dog cages and dragged me back to her hideout. I kicked at the cage and screamed. Maddie Barker: And that made you come? Percy Becker: Uh... I did not. Maddie Barker: How the fuck is that a sex dream? Percy Becker: You asked me if I have intense dreams.
Maddie Barker: Your fucking parents are here? Party Mother: You think our son would have a party without our consent?
Teen: Yo, yo, what's going on, you guys? It's your boy, Cameron B. We are kicking the summer off right at a sick house party in Montauk. Teen: Now me. Yo, what's up? It's me, Trash Gucci. If you or someone you know is being bullied, never be afraid to speak up. Bullying is not a... Teen: Excuse me, ma'am. Can you not do that while we're recording? Thank you. Maddie Barker: Just getting a beer, Frosted. Teen: Did she just call me Frosted? Teen: That, my friends, is what we call a bully, huh? Maddie Barker: Oh, no, not a phone. Someone help, I'm being filmed.
Percy Becker: What other stuff have you been doing for me I don't know about? That time I beat you in basketball, did you let me win? Maddie Barker: No. You beat me fair and square. Percy Becker: What about Kyle McElroy? Kyle McElroy. The kid who bullied me. Did you have him expelled? Allison Becker: No. I was told it was a dream of his to go to military school.
Athlete: Oh, yo, mami. How old are you? Maddie Barker: Twenty-three. Athlete: Damn, you old as fuck. Athlete: No disrespect. He loves cougars. Athlete: I fuck with the big cats. Maddie Barker: Why don't you two big cats fuck each other, then? Athlete: Whoa! Is that an insult? Athlete: Shut the front door. Maddie Barker: It sure is, professor. Athlete: Why is us having sex with each other an insult? I'm confused. Athlete: Say what you just said. Say that again. Maddie Barker: No, I didn't mean it in a homophobic way. Athlete: How'd you mean it, then? Maddie Barker: It was a joke. I'm not- I've been with girls. I'm not homophobic. Maddie Barker: Where the fuck did you come from? Stop filming me. No comment.
Jim: I'm just surprised you're actually considering this, that's all I'm saying. Maddie Barker: I've had a one night stand before and got zero Buick Regals for it.
Maddie Barker: And he's not gay? Laird Becker: No... We've seen his internet history. Allison Becker: Yeah. The porn is graphic! But, not gay. Laird Becker: A little gay. Large groups of people...
Maddie Barker: Come on. There's gotta be more questions. Percy Becker: Yes, there are, but I have to start closing up. So, um, yeah. You can come back another day, though. Maddie Barker: I might not want a dog another day. I want a dog *right now.* Percy Becker: Well, then, pet ownership may not be for you. You sound a lot like the kind of person we would normally take a dog from.
Maddie Barker: Alright. Let's hear it. "My name is Jody and I'm a registered..."
Percy Becker: New boyfriend? Maddie Barker: He's a former cop. Percy Becker: Okay. Maddie Barker: He's had some drug addiction in the past. Percy Becker: Uh-huh. Maddie Barker: Do you want to meet him? Percy Becker: No! Maddie Barker: Well he really wants to meet you!
Percy Becker: What other stuff have you been doing for me I don't know about? That time I beat you in basketball, did you let me win? Allison Becker: No. You beat me fair and square. Percy Becker: What about Kyle McElroy? Kyle McElroy. The kid who bullied me. Did you have him expelled? Laird Becker: No. I was told it was a dream of his to go to military school.
