Mr. Music: Hey! It's me, Sack Lunch Bunch, Mr. Music! Mr. Music: And I'm here to teach you about music! Cordelia: I have a clarinet. Mr. Music: No! Put away your skinny trumpet! Instruments are stupid!
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Mr. Music: Hey! It's me, Sack Lunch Bunch, Mr. Music! Mr. Music: And I'm here to teach you about music! Cordelia: I have a clarinet. Mr. Music: No! Put away your skinny trumpet! Instruments are stupid!
Mr. Music: Give me the clarinet you mentioned before/I said I didn't need it/Give it to me, please/You'll never believe what a sound it makes/When I throw it out the window and the window breaks. Cordelia: No! That's my clarinet. Mr. Music: It landed on a truck full of pillows that was passing by only then. Lord, you don't want me to make music, do you? Mr. Music: Maybe grab that cat by its tail... John Mulaney: Hey! No! Mr. Music: ...swing it around, and the cat will wail. Mr. Music: OW! OW! MOTHER MARY! There's glass here! Who put glass here?
