Iris: You're supposed to be the leading lady in your own life, for God's sake!
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Miles: Iris, if you were a melody... I used only the good notes.
Iris: You're supposed to be the leading lady in your own life, for God's sake!
Graham: I have a cow and I sew. How's that for "hard to relate to"?
Iris: I'm looking for corny in my life.
Iris: I don't know, but I think what I've got is something slightly resembling... GUMPTION!
Amanda: I need some peace and quiet... or whatever it is people go away for.
Graham: Call me old fashioned but one doesn't have sex with women who are unconscious.
Miles: It's Christmas Eve and we are going to go celebrate being young and being alive
Arthur Abbott: I like this Hugo Boss, he cuts a nice suit!
Miles: The wind... it's what makes it so warm this time of year. Legend has it, when the Santa Anas blow, anything can happen.
Iris: I like corny. I'm looking for corny in my life.
Miles: Oh my God, we both said 'fruitily'!
Miles: You're incredible! You're a prodigy! A doodle prodigy!
Graham: I have a cow, and I sew. Now how's that for hard to relate to.
Miles: Okay. I'm sorry. I didn't mean to kiss you twice... and then linger a long time on the second kiss.
Miles: I'm sorry, I didn't mean to kiss you twice and then linger on the second one.
Iris: Jasper, we both know I need to fall out of love with you. Would be great if you would let me try.
Arthur Abbott: Fellas, I think we should leave these young folks and get back to our bed pans.
Miles: Iris, if you were a melody... I used only the good notes.
Iris: You're supposed to be the leading lady in your own life, for God's sake!
Graham: I have a cow and I sew. How's that for "hard to relate to"?
Iris: I'm looking for corny in my life.
Iris: I don't know, but I think what I've got is something slightly resembling... GUMPTION!
Amanda: I need some peace and quiet... or whatever it is people go away for.
Graham: Call me old fashioned but one doesn't have sex with women who are unconscious.
Miles: It's Christmas Eve and we are going to go celebrate being young and being alive
Arthur Abbott: I like this Hugo Boss, he cuts a nice suit!
Iris: I don't know, but I think what I've got is something slightly resembling... GUMPTION!
Miles: The wind... it's what makes it so warm this time of year. Legend has it, when the Santa Anas blow, anything can happen.
Miles: It's Christmas Eve and we are going to go celebrate being young and being alive.
Iris: I like corny. I'm looking for corny in my life.
Jasper: You know what I was thinking? When you get back to London, maybe we could sneak off somewhere together. Maybe Venice. You and me in Venice could be good. Iris: Do you mean that? I mean, are you free to do that? Jasper: Darling, I've just traveled halfway across the world to see you, haven't I? Iris: Yeah, that doesn't exactly answer my question. So, are you not with Sarah anymore? I mean, is that what you've come here to tell me? Jasper: I wish you could just accept knowing how confused I am about all this. Iris: Okay, let me translate that. So, you are still engaged to be married? Jasper: Yes, but, I mean... Iris: Oh, my God. Iris: This was a really close call. You know, I never really though I'd say this, literally never, but I think you were absolutely right about us. Very square peg, very round hole. Jasper: You cannot mean that. Iris: The great thing is I actually do. And I'm about three years late in telling you this, but nevertheless I need to say it. Jasper. Wait, I need the lights on. Jasper, you have never treated me right. Ever. Jasper: Oh, babe. Iris: Shush. You broke my heart. And you acted like somehow it was my fault, my misunderstanding, and I was too in love with you to ever be mad at you, so I just punished myself! For years! But you waltzing in here on my lovely Christmas holiday, and telling me that you don't want to lose me whilst you're about to get MARRIED, somehow newly entitles me to say, it's over. This - This twisted, toxic THING between us, is finally finished! I'm miraculously done being in love with you! Ha! I've got a life to start living. Iris: And you're not going to be in it. Jasper: Darling. Iris: Now I've got somewhere really important to be, and you have got to get the hell out. Iris: Now! Jasper: What exactly has got into you? Iris: I don't know. Iris: But I think what I've got is something slightly resembling, gumption.
Amanda: Okay, let's say we just make this happen. We each commit to flying back and forth as much as we can. Graham: Yes! It's doable, definitely. Amanda: And then let's say in 6 months we hit a wall. Like I can't constantly be away from work or the girls can't deal with you leaving so often. Then we start to feel the tension, we know this isn't going to work, so we start fighting because we don't know what else to do. And after a long, tearful- at your end... Graham: I like it Graham: . Amanda: -phone call we say goodbye. And that'll be it, for real. It's not like we're ever going to bump into each other. And then what's left? Two miserable people feeling totally mashed up it hurts. Or... Graham: Thank you. Amanda: Or maybe we should just realize that what we've had these past few weeks has been perfect. And maybe it won't get any better than this. And maybe we're trying to figure this thing out because it makes us feel so good to feel this way, and maybe the fact that I'm leaving in 8 hours makes this far more exciting than it might actually be. Graham: You're seriously the most depressing girl I have ever met.
Miles: You with me, Simpkins? Iris: Miles. You really are an incredibly decent man. Miles: I know. It's always been my problem.
Graham: I have another scenario for you. Amanda: Good. Graham: I am in love with you. I apologize for the blunt delivery, but as problematic as this fact may be, I am in love. With you. And I'm not feeling this because you're leaving, and not because it feels good to feel this way- which by the way, it does, or did before you went off like that. I can't figure out the mathematics of this, I just know I love you. Can't believe how many times I'm saying it. I never thought I'd feel this way again, so that's pretty phenomenal. But I realize I come with a package deal- 3 for the price of 1. And my package perhaps in the light of day isn't all that wonderful, but I finally know what I want, and that in itself is a miracle. And what I want is you. Amanda: I wasn't expecting 'I Love You'. Can you not look at me like that? I'm trying to find the right thing to say. Graham: I think if the obvious response doesn't immediately come to you, uh, we can just, we should just talk about something else. Like possibly what a complete ass I am. I do recall you promising me you wouldn't fall in love with me. Must pay better attention. Amanda: I've never met a guy who talks as much as me. But just for now, be quiet.
Iris: I'm Iris, by the way. I'm very normal, neat-freak, healthy, non-smoker, single... Iris: Hate my horrible life! Amanda: I'm Amanda. Amanda: Loner, loser and complicated wreck!
Amanda: Sex makes everything more complicated. Even not having it, because the not having it... makes it complicated. Graham: That's why it's better to have it... some say.
Amanda: Who is it? Graham: It's me. Hurry up. It's freezing. Amanda: Who are you? Graham: Iris, open the door or I swear I'm gonna take a leak all over your front... Graham: You're not Iris. Or if you are I'm much drunker than I realized. I'm sorry for my profanity. I wasn't expecting you. Amanda: No, I wasn't expecting you either.
Graham: Long distance relationships can work, you know. Amanda: Really? I can't make one work when I live in the same house with someone.
Miles: Uh oh... "Where have you gone, Joe DiMaggio... "? I bet you didn't know, it was all written for the movie, it was a score, technically. Dustin Hoffman: I can't believe this... I can't go anywhere.
Miles: Now let me ask you. Have you seen this? Iris: Chariots of Fire. Loved it. Miles: Such a great score by Vangelis. He took electronic scores to a new level. It was groundbreaking. I'm gonna test you on this later. Okay. Driving Miss Daisy. Hans. Very unexpected. Do you remember how great it was? Miles: Sassy! Love it. Is this a bad game? Iris: No. Miles: Okay. Iris: Keep going. Miles: Sometimes I get self-conscious about my... Miles: Are you embarrassed by this game I've started to play? Miles: Okay. It's not a library. I can go loud. Miles: BA-BAM! Two notes and you've got a villain. I don't know what to say about it. Totally brill. Miles: I bet you didn't know that was all written for the movie. It was a score. Technically. Iris: I did know that one. Miles: Oh my God. Okay, this one? You have to check this out some time. The Mission. The score is genius. It just comes from a totally different place. It's like... I can't even... Just promise me you'll rent it and listen to it. Iris: Renting. Miles: Thank you. It changed my world.
Amanda: We didn't? Why not? Graham: Call me old-fashioned, but I don't believe it to be appropriate to have sex with a woman who is unconcious.
Lindsay Lohan: How do you have two guns? James Franco: I didn't think one would be enough.
Iris: Hello? Graham: So are you ever coming home? Iris: Oh, my God, hi. Graham: How's it going? Iris: Great. I met a really nice guy. Graham: See? And you said you'd never. What's he like? Iris: He's really cute. I feel great when I'm with him, which is an entirely new experience. And he's about ninety years old. Graham: Come on. Iris: He's my next-door neighbor. Or Amanda's next-door neighbor. By the way you should pop over and meet her. Graham: Yeah, I have, actually. Iris: Oh, bugger. Call waiting. Can you hold for a sec? Hold on. I really wanna talk to you. Graham: Sure. Iris: Hello? Amanda: Iris, hi, it's Amanda. Iris: How are you? How's it going? Amanda: Everything's great. How are you? Iris: Oh, I'm loving it. Listen, can you hold for a sec? My brother's on the other line. Amanda: Graham? Iris: Yes. He said you met. Amanda: Yes, we did meet. How is he? Iris: Fine, I think. Can you just hold on for a sec? Amanda: Sure. Iris: Okay. Hi, sorry. That was Amanda. Graham: How'd she sound? How's she doing? Iris: She just asked me how you are.
Arthur Abbott: I've got something for you. Iris: Oh. Arthur Abbott: Forgive me. The last time I had a date, this this is what we did. Iris: It's beautiful. Arthur Abbott: If it's corny, or if it's going to ruin your outfit, you don't have to wear it. Iris: I like corny. I'm looking for corny in my life. Arthur Abbott: That's a nice line. Iris: It's all those movies! Arthur Abbott: Okay, let's do it. Let's get this embarassment over with.
Amanda: Okay, let's say we just make this happen. We each commit to flying back and forth as much as we can. Graham: Yes! It's doable, definitely. Amanda: And then let's say in 6 months we hit a wall. Like I can't constantly be away from work or the girls can't deal with you leaving so often. Then we start to feel the tension, we know this isn't going to work, so we start fighting because we don't know what else to do. And after a long, tearful - at your end... Graham: I like it. Amanda: ... phone call we say goodbye. And that'll be it, for real. It's not like we're ever going to bump into each other. And then what's left? Two miserable people feeling totally mashed up it hurts. Or... Graham: Thank you. Amanda: Or maybe we should just realize that what we've had these past few weeks has been perfect. And maybe it won't get any better than this. And maybe we're trying to figure this thing out because it makes us feel so good to feel this way, and maybe the fact that I'm leaving in 8 hours makes this far more exciting than it might actually be. Graham: You're seriously the most depressing girl I have ever met.
Graham: I sew and I have a cow. How's that for "hard to relate to"?
Amanda: We didn't? Why not? Graham: Call me old fashioned but one doesn't have sex with women who are unconscious.
