Barnabas Collins: Do you have any idea what you put me through? Angelique Bouchard: Get over it, Barnabas! Barnabas Collins: Locked in a box, for over two hundred years! Angelique Bouchard: Don't exaggerate, it was only a hundred and ninety-six.
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Barnabas Collins: Here are my terms: Goest thou to hell, and swiftly please, and there may Azmodaeus himself suckle from your diseased teat!
Barnabas Collins: I am reminded of a line from Erich Segal's 'Love Story': "Love means never having to say you're sorry." However, it is with sincere regret that I must now kill all of you.
Angelique Bouchard: If I can't have you, my love, I'll destroy you!
Barnabas Collins: My beloved home, what have they done to you?
Barnabas Collins: I am terribly sorry, but you cannot imagine how thirsty I am...
Elizabeth Collins Stoddard: His name was Barnabas Collins, and he was the finest man this family ever knew.
Angelique Bouchard: Whoa, you've really let this place go to hell... right where it belongs.
Barnabas Collins: I was awakened, by a giant dragon with millions of teeth and a thousand shining eyes!
Angelique Bouchard: Sleeping flame, I summon thee / To your form return / Make the night as bright as day / And burn, baby, burn!
Barnabas Collins: You must have faith, Doctor. For if a man can become a monster, then a monster can become a man.
Barnabas Collins: Know this: I mean to stay. I mean to be a part of this family again.
Dr. Julia Hoffman: Every year I get half as pretty and twice as drunk.
It is said that blood is thicker than water. It is what defines us, binds us... curses us.
Dr. Julia Hoffman: David believes his mother is a celestial immortality. Fascinating.
Willie Loomis: You're gonna have to go through me!
Bearded Hippie: You know the best thing about this war? It's so bad, it's gotta be the last one!
Elizabeth Collins Stoddard: Welcome home, Barnabas Collins.
Elizabeth Collins Stoddard: Welcome to Collinwood. You'll have to imagine us on a better day.
Barnabas Collins: Let me out! Let me out, I say! Release me!
Angelique Bouchard: Here's what I'm going to do: I'm going to destroy everything you love, so that you'll have nothing left in your life but me!
Victoria Winters: Hello, my name is Maggie Ev... Hello, my name is Victoria Winters. Please, call me Vicky.
David Collins: She's headed for Widow's Hill!
Joshua Collins: Family is the only real wealth.
Barnabas Collins: Here are my terms: Goest thou to hell, and swiftly please, and there may Azmodaeus himself suckle from your diseased teat!
Barnabas Collins: I am reminded of a line from Erich Segal's 'Love Story': "Love means never having to say you're sorry." However, it is with sincere regret that I must now kill all of you.
Angelique Bouchard: If I can't have you, my love, I'll destroy you!
Barnabas Collins: My beloved home, what have they done to you?
Barnabas Collins: I am terribly sorry, but you cannot imagine how thirsty I am...
Angelique Bouchard: Sleeping flame, I summon thee / To your form return / Make the night as bright as day / And burn, baby, burn!
Elizabeth Collins Stoddard: His name was Barnabas Collins, and he was the finest man this family ever knew.
Angelique Bouchard: I'm going to make an offer to you, Barnabas. My last. You can join me by my side and we can run Collinsport together as partners, and lovers... or I'll put you back in the box. Barnabas Collins: I have already prepared my counter-proposal. It reads thusly: You may strategically place your wonderful lips upon my posterior and kiss it repeatedly!
Carolyn Stoddard: Are you stoned or something? Barnabas Collins: They tried stoning me, my dear. It did not work. Barnabas Collins: When did they start allowing women of the night on the estate grounds?
Elizabeth Collins Stoddard: What do you think of the President? Victoria Winters: Never met him. Elizabeth Collins Stoddard: What do you think of the war? Victoria Winters: I don't watch television. Elizabeth Collins Stoddard: Do you think the sexes should be equal? Victoria Winters: Heavens, no. Men would become quite unmanageable. Elizabeth Collins Stoddard: I think we're going to get along fine.
Angelique Bouchard: What if I made you? Barnabas Collins: With what, a spell? A little doll with pins? That is not love! Angelique Bouchard: With THIS! Barnabas Collins: Oh. Angelique Bouchard: With the body you once begged me for! Barnabas Collins: I must admit, those have not aged a day...
Barnabas Collins: What sorcery is this? Barnabas Collins: Reveal yourself, tiny songstress!
Carolyn Stoddard: I have to hand it to you. This is a happening. I guess the only thing missing is Alice Cooper. Barnabas Collins: Perhaps you should go and acquaint yourself with the evening's entertainment. Barnabas Collins: ...ugliest woman I've ever seen.
Barnabas Collins: I see you have been driven to even sell the prized family silverware. Roger Collins: How can you tell? Those are exact replicas. Barnabas Collins: Had this been silver, I would have burst into flame at the slightest touch. Elizabeth Collins Stoddard: Yes, you mentioned that you had a terrible silver allergy.
Elizabeth Collins Stoddard: Children, get away from that man! David Collins: He said his name was Barnabas Collins. Carolyn Stoddard: And I'm pretty sure he called me a hooker.
Dr. Julia Hoffman: Please forgive me! You're a good man! You're a gentleman! Please, please... Barnabas Collins: Madam, I am neither good nor gentle! And I do not forgive!
Barnabas Collins: What is that thing? Dr. Julia Hoffman: It's a lamp. Barnabas Collins: It looks like a pulsating blood urn!
Elizabeth Collins Stoddard: What did you do to my daughter? Angelique Bouchard: The family tree needed a little spicing up, so I sent a werewolf to bite her as a child. Angelique Bouchard: Just as I sent David's mother to the bottom of the ocean, rendering him a motherless whelp! Angelique Bouchard: And as for you... I killed your parents, and every one of your lovers. They kept us apart.
Barnabas Collins: We must intensify our efforts! I have an urgent need to be human again! Dr. Julia Hoffman: I can explain... Barnabas Collins: My God! You're not using your blood to make me human. You're using my blood to make yourself immortal! Dr. Julia Hoffman: Barnabas, you have a gift. You better get a hold over yourself... Barnabas Collins: The Collins family took you in and bestowed their sacred trust upon you, and you brazenly betray that trust? Dr. Julia Hoffman: I'm sorry. I just didn't want to grow old. I want to be beautiful, and I want to live forever like you. Barnabas Collins: I am afraid that is out of the question!
Carolyn Stoddard: Leave us alone! Elizabeth Collins Stoddard: Carolyn? Carolyn, my God! Carolyn Stoddard: I'm a werewolf, okay? Let's not make a big deal out of it.
Barnabas Collins: Tell me, what do you know of Barnabas Collins? Elizabeth Collins Stoddard: Just legends, really. Two centuries ago, a witch turned him into a vampire and locked him away. Barnabas Collins: What is known of his death? Elizabeth Collins Stoddard: Nothing. Barnabas Collins: That, madam, is because he never died. I am Barnabas Collins. Elizabeth Collins Stoddard: Then, you... Barnabas Collins: I am a vampire, madam. But I am also a Collins, and I swear by all I hold sacred I will not harm anyone under this roof.
Barnabas Collins: How soon can the horses be ready? Elizabeth Collins Stoddard: We don't have horses, we have a Chevy.
Barnabas Collins: Who's there? Oh, please, I swear on Heaven you will come to no harm! Please! Please! How many decades has it been? David Collins: It's been twenty minutes. Barnabas Collins: Oh, Master David! However did you find me? David Collins: My mommy told me. You must think I'm crazy... Barnabas Collins: Master David, I think nothing of the sort!
David Collins: That's enough. Leave us alone. Angelique Bouchard: I think I'll start by killing you, orphan! Elizabeth Collins Stoddard: David, run! Barnabas Collins: Your quarrel is with me! Angelique Bouchard: My quarrel is with ALL of you!
Roger Collins: What are you d...? Barnabas Collins: I am about to do something so repellent, it sickens me to my very core!... I am going to give you a choice: you can either devote every waking moment to being an exemplary father to young David. Roger Collins: Or...? Barnabas Collins: Or you can leave, with sufficient funds to provide for the rest of your life.
Barnabas Collins: The Collins have always held the biggest and most expensive balls. Roger Collins: That's what I've been saying, this family needs more balls!
Barnabas Collins: So, this is how it ends. There was a time, when I could have loved you. We could have spent eternity together. Angelique Bouchard: We still... can... Barnabas Collins: You never loved me. You wanted to control me.
Angelique Bouchard: I'm willing to start over, Barnabas! I'm willing to call a truce if you'll just... take me! Barnabas Collins: I am not what I once was. Angelique Bouchard: I can change that. Barnabas Collins: And if I refuse? Angelique Bouchard: I'll take everything you love, starting with that little creature you've been eying so fondly! The one who looks like JOSETTE! Barnabas Collins: Well then, I suppose, strictly in the name of her honour, I must now defile your most intimate and womanly segments.
Dr. Julia Hoffman: Barnabas, may I hypnotize you? Barnabas Collins: Madam, I do not believe that remotely possi...
Barnabas Collins: Prey, what month is it? Willie Loomis: October, that's why there's pumpkins.
David Collins: Carolyn, look... Barnabas Collins: Ah, yes! Uncanny, is it not? Worth every hour I spent posing.
Barnabas Collins: Balls are demonstration of power. Balls are how the ruling class remains ruling class. Roger Collins: Exactly what I was saying, this family could use some balls. Barnabas Collins: Indeed, and the Collin's family have always held the biggest and most wonderful balls.
Barnabas Collins: Do you have any idea what you put me through? Angelique Bouchard: Get over it, Barnabas! Barnabas Collins: Locked in a box, for over two hundred years! Angelique Bouchard: Don't exaggerate, it was only a hundred and ninety-six.
Barnabas Collins: You must have faith, Doctor. For if a man can become a monster, then a monster can become a man.
Willie Loomis: Captain Clarney, I'd like you to meet Barnabas Collins. Clarney: Collins? And uh, why does a Collins want to talk to me? Barnabas Collins: To offer you a contract. Clarney: I have a contract. With Angel Bay. Barnabas Collins: And if I told you I could offer you a better one? Clarney: Then, Mr. Collins, I would tell you to take a long walk off a short pier.
