Seth: He is the sweetest guy. Have you ever looked into his eyes? It was like the first time I heard the Beatles.
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Officer Michaels: Prepare to be fucked by the long dick of the law!
Officer Slater: McLovin? Were you violating that young girl? Were you violating her with your penis?
Seth: Nobody has gotten a hand job in cargo shorts since 'nam!
Seth: You don't want girls to think you suck dick at fucking pussy.
Officer Michaels: Prepare to get fucked by the long dick of the law.
Officer Michaels: We shouldn't be cock-blocking McLovin, we should be guiding his cock.
Seth: He is the sweetest guy. Have you ever looked into his eyes? It was like the first time I heard the Beatles.
Evan: Calm down, calm down. She likes you. She wants to suck on your penis. That's a good thing. It's the best.
Officer Michaels: Ah, McLovin, McLovin, McLovin, McLovin.
Seth: I'll be like the Iron Chef of pounding vag.
Seth: You know how many foods are shaped like dicks? The best kinds.
Becca: I don't understand why you have to be such a little bitch about it.
Officer Michaels: I'm assuming you all have guns and crack!
Becca: I am gonna give you the best blow J ever... with my mouth.
Officer Slater: Spread your shit! Get on the ground! Loaded gun! Ready to go! Spread your shit! Pussies on the pavement, fellas.
Seth: This plan's been fucked since Jump Street.
Seth: Momma's making a pubie salad, and she wants some Seth's own dressing.
Officer Michaels: You just cock-blocked McLovin!
Evan: Just be careful, because it's a meaningful sweater to me, it's vintage.
Fogell: Where did you hide the alcohol Danny Ocean, up your butt?
Evan: I'd give my middle nut to start dating Becca.
Seth: They should be suckin' on my ball sack.
Period Blood Girl: Yeah, send someone, hurry. Mark! I called the cops you should hide your gun.
Officer Slater: Pretend he's your little sister, your little sister, with the picha baga daga dicta!
Francis the Driver: Because I'll do anything. Like, literally, *fucking* anything! Name it. Name it!
Officer Michaels: Everyone should hold a gun at least a couple times.
Evan: I'm not too worried about it, really. I wouldn't worry about it. Don't worry about it. I'm not worried at all.
Officer Slater: I'm sorry that I blocked your cock...
Fogell: Hell yeah we should get some road beers!
Officer Michaels: Prepare to be fucked by the long dick of the law!
Officer Slater: McLovin? Were you violating that young girl? Were you violating her with your penis?
Seth: Nobody has gotten a hand job in cargo shorts since 'nam!
Seth: You don't want girls to think you suck dick at fucking pussy.
Officer Michaels: Prepare to get fucked by the long dick of the law.
Officer Michaels: We shouldn't be cock-blocking McLovin, we should be guiding his cock.
Seth: He is the sweetest guy. Have you ever looked into his eyes? It was like the first time I heard the Beatles.
Evan: Calm down, calm down. She likes you. She wants to suck on your penis. That's a good thing. It's the best.
Officer Michaels: Ah, McLovin, McLovin, McLovin, McLovin.
Seth: I'll be like the Iron Chef of pounding vag.
Seth: You know how many foods are shaped like dicks? The best kinds.
Becca: I am gonna give you the best blow J ever... with my mouth.
Officer Michaels: I'm assuming you all have guns and crack!
Becca: I don't understand why you have to be such a little bitch about it.
Officer Slater: Spread your shit! Get on the ground! Loaded gun! Ready to go! Spread your shit! Pussies on the pavement, fellas.
Becca: Your cock is so smooth! Evan: Your's would be too... if you were a man.
Becca: I'm so wet right now. Evan: Yeah... they said that would happen in health class.
Jules: You scratch our backs, we'll scratch yours. Seth: Well Jules, the funny thing about my back is that it's located on my cock.
Seth: I am truly jealous you got to suck on those tits when you were a baby. Evan: Yeah, well, at least you got to suck on your dad's dick.
Officer Michaels: Yeah McLovin, how is it going with the ladies? Fogell: It's not the "going" I'm worried about... but the "coming".
Mindy: Look, kay? He assaulted the customer, grabbed the cash and ran out. Officer Slater: So, how how, how... Officer Michaels: Say when, height wise... Officer Slater: I'm gonna start up here. Officer Michaels: I'm gonna start from the buttom... Mindy: Whatever 5'10 is, he was 5'10. Officer Slater: E-ethnicly, I mean, did, what, uhhm. I mean, wa-was he, like u-us or... Mindy: A woman? A female, is that what you're asking? Officer Slater: No, I would say... Officer Michaels: Was he... Officer Slater: Was he African? Mindy: Was he African? No, he was American. And he was like you. He looked just like you. Officer Michaels: He was Jewish! An odd crime for a Jew to commit. Ok, so we have an African Jew wearing a hoodie... Mindy: No. You don't. No, that's not what I said. Is that what you heard me say? I said he looked like you. Do you look like an African Jew? Officer Michaels: No, I look like a cop. Mindy: He was caucasian. Officer Michaels: Caucasian... Officer Slater: Oh... Mindy: Kinda looked like Eminem. Officer Michaels: Ah, an M&M... Officer Slater: M&M, so he was like circular... Mindy: Marshall Mathers. Eminem, the rapper, Eminem. Officer Michaels: He looked like this? I'm a amateur. Officer Slater: 'Cause that kinda looks like an M&M. Officer Michaels: Longer face? Bigger nose? Would you say his mouth was wider? Open? A gap?
Fogell: What's it like to have a gun? Officer Michaels: It's like having two cocks. If one of your cocks could kill someone.
Fogell: Hey! Seth: Don't tell Fogell about the party, man... Fogell: Gangstaaaaaaaaaaasss... what's up guys?
Fogell: Oh oh, I forgot to tell you: my mom said we could have the TV from the basement... Evan: Shut the fuck up, man. He's gonna hear you. Just be quiet; wait until he goes away. Fogell: You still haven't told him that we're rooming together? Evan: Fogell, shut the fuck up. And take off that vest. You look like Aladdin.
Evan: Oh, I have to go. Seth: What,? You're just gonna let me sit here and eat dessert alone like I'm Steven fucking Glandsberg?
Officer Slater: Hey kid, what's your real name? Fogell: Fogell... it's Fogell. Officer Michaels: Fogell? Fuck that, we're calling you McLovin!
Seth: When I was a little kid, I kinda had this problem. And it's not even that big of a deal, something like 8 percent of kids do it. For some reason, I don't know why. I would just kinda... sit around all day... and draw pictures of dicks. Evan: What? Seth: Draw pictures of dicks. Evan: Dicks? Like a man dick? Seth: Yes. Like a man dick. Seth: I'd just sit there hours on end drawing dicks. I didn't know what it was. I couldn't touch the pen to the paper without drawing the shape of a penis. Evan: That's fucked. Seth: No shit. It's really fucked up. Here I am. A little kid. And I can't stop drawing dicks to save my own life. Evan: Alright, I mean... I just don't see what this has to do with Becca. Seth: Just listen. Okay? Seth: Your precious little Becca sat next to me for all of fourth grade. And in the classroom was where I did the majority of my illustrations. I was very secretive about this whole dick operation. Even I thought I was fucking crazy. Imagine what everyone else would think? So I would stash all my dick drawings in this Ghostbusters lunchbox that I had. So one day, I'm finishing up this real big, veiny, triumphant bastard, all of a sudden... Kid: Pussy! Evan: You hit Becca's foot with your dick? Seth: Yeah. I know. Seth: She starts crying, she flips out. Then she rats me out to the principal. He finds this Ghostbusters lunchbox dick treasure chest and he fucking flips out. Seth: He calls in my parents. Turns out this principal is a religious fanatic, and he thinks I'm possessed by some sort of dick devil. My parents go make me see some therapist, and he's asking me all these dick questions. They literally stopped me from eating foods that were shaped like dicks. No hot dogs, no popsicles... You know how many foods are shaped like dicks? The best kinds. Evan: Well, I don't... That's really messed up. Supergay.
Evan: It's not just making them smaller. They completely reshaped them. They make them more supple, symmetrical. Seth: I gotta catch a glimpse of these warlocks. Let's make a move.
Jesse: Hey, Seth. Seth: What? Jesse: Did you hear I'm having a big grad party next Saturday? Seth: No. Jesse: Yeah. Jesse: You're not invited. Tell your fucking faggot friend he can't come either. Seth: So Jesse wanted me to tell you you're a fucking faggot and you're not invited to his grad party. Evan: You know you really bitched out back there man. Seth: I bitched out? You bitched out. Fucking Judas! Evan: What'd you want me to do? Dive in front of the spit...?
Becca: I *so* flirt with you in math. Evan: Tell me about it. I - same-sies.
Seth: Momma's making a pubie salad, and she wants some Seth's own dressing.
Officer Michaels: You just cock-blocked McLovin!
