Maura Ellis: Can I borrow me your bathroom? Number one only.
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Maura Ellis: We need a little less Forever 21 and a little more Suddenly 42.
Kate Ellis: You're so full of shit, I'm gonna buy you Pull-Ups.
James: Dear Diary, today I tried a tampon. No thanks, Tom Hanks.
Kate Ellis: You can't start with 'Mony Mony'. That's like starting with anal.
Kate Ellis: What kind of last name is Geernt? Geernt. Sounds like a queef on a yoga ball.
James: A house is just a building, home is a feeling.
Brinda: Everyone say a non-denominational silent prayer to themselves, please.
Pazuzu: Fuck this shit! I'm not going to work tomorrow. TSA can kiss my ass!
Maura Ellis: Can I borrow me your bathroom? Number one only.
Maura Ellis: How can one person have two colonoscopy stories?
Kate Ellis: I'm not a hothead, I'm brassy!
Kate Ellis: There's a drunk, blind guy swinging a gun around!
Maura Ellis: I don't wear thongs. I have a very fussy taint.
Kelly: We did it, you guys. We stopped time!
Maura Ellis: Blue? What would possess a person to paint stained wood blue? What, were you raised on a tugboat?
Mr. Geernt: My apologies. I was worried you were having a party, but I see now you really are having a wake.
Kate Ellis: We're grown-ups! We don't have to clean up after ourselves.
Maura Ellis: We need a little less Forever 21 and a little more Suddenly 42.
Kate Ellis: You're so full of shit, I'm gonna buy you Pull-Ups.
James: Dear Diary, today I tried a tampon. No thanks, Tom Hanks.
Kate Ellis: You can't start with 'Mony Mony'. That's like starting with anal.
Kate Ellis: What kind of last name is Geernt? Geernt. Sounds like a queef on a yoga ball.
Maura Ellis: Did we just cock block our parents? Kate Ellis: They were fresh off the sex griddle!
James: A house is just a building, home is a feeling.
Pazuzu: Fuck this shit! I'm not going to work tomorrow. TSA can kiss my ass!
Brinda: Everyone say a non-denominational silent prayer to themselves, please.
Alex: Hey I'm sorry, hold on one second, hold on one second. Alex: Mom? Hae-Won: Oh, my god! Alex: Yeah. I'll be right there. Alex: I'm kidding! Alex: But thanks for finally laughing, you fucking assholes!
Maura Ellis: How can one person have two colonoscopy stories?
Maura Ellis: Can I borrow me your bathroom? Number one only.
Kate Ellis: I'm not a hothead, I'm brassy!
Maura Ellis: I don't wear thongs. I have a very fussy taint.
Kate Ellis: Are you serious? 'Cause I am straight-up baffled. Brinda: I'm sorry? Kate Ellis: I believe you called this party "a sad and desperate event"? Brinda: Well, I just figured I'd pop in and say hello to everyone. I mean, we're all adults now, right? Kate Ellis: Nice try. On your bike, bitch. Maura Ellis: Kate Ellis: Get your peanut butter outta my sister's chocolate. Brinda: Wow. Kate Ellis: I respect your jumpsuit, but not its contents. Hit it.
Maura Ellis: Blue? What would possess a person to paint stained wood blue? What, were you raised on a tugboat?
Kate Ellis: There's a drunk, blind guy swinging a gun around!
Alex: Okay, guys, can you guess who I am? Ready? "You wanna play rough? Okay. Say hello to my little friend!" Liz: Cheech! No, Chong. Alex: No, no, no. "Say hello to my little friend!" Rob: Tim Allen.
Maura's Patient: No, I don't need lotion in there! Maura Ellis: Yeah, you do need lotion in there.
Kelly: We did it, you guys. We stopped time!
Mr. Geernt: My apologies. I was worried you were having a party, but I see now you really are having a wake.
Kate Ellis: Oh, I'm so sorry that you couldn't get laid for the last five millionth time in your life. Maura Ellis: Oh, I get! I get my fucking dick when I want to. Kate Ellis: I know you get tons of dick! Maura Ellis: Just not tonight and not recently. Kate Ellis: Mmmm-hmmm.
Kate Ellis: Kelly. Your profile pic is a low-fat Mexican casserole. Kelly: Yeah. It is.
Maura Ellis: Why don't you write this on your notepad. E.A.T... Maura Ellis: S.H.I.T... Kate Ellis: Okay! Oh My GOD!
Kate Ellis: We're grown-ups! We don't have to clean up after ourselves.
Kate Ellis: Why don't you go drive yourself to fucking Petco and find a fucking husband? Or go breastfeed a squirrel, you sad excuse for a woman.
Maura Ellis: We need a little less Forever 21 and a little more Suddenly 42.
James: Dear Diary, today I tried a tampon. No thanks, Tom Hanks.
Kate Ellis: Hey. Lollapazuzu, I'm partying now. You ready for me? Pazuzu: I've been ready. My safe word is "keep going".
Maura Ellis: We are on the way to a shelter to give people this party food. Brinda: Oh, is that why you're dressed like the homeless?
Kate Ellis: You know, I never met a Brayla before. Brayla: I know like three. Kate Ellis: Oh, so you're trending. God bless.
Kate Ellis: I wish being gay was a choice, because I always did like that shorts and boots look. Maura Ellis: Yeah I dunno, for me the deal breaker might be the eating of the pussy. Kate Ellis: Oh really? 'Cause for me, it would just be the fucking unbearable amount of talking.
