Mike McDermott: Listen, here's the thing. If you can't spot the sucker in your first half hour at the table, then you ARE the sucker.
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Mike McDermott: Listen, here's the thing. If you can't spot the sucker in your first half hour at the table, then you ARE the sucker.
Mike McDermott: You can shear a sheep many times, but skin him only once.
Professor Petrovsky: The last thing I took away from the Yeshiva was this: we cant run from who we are, our destiny chooses us.
Teddy KGB: In my club, I will splash the pot whenever the fuck I please.
Teddy KGB: He beat me... Straight up... Pay him... Pay that man his money.
Teddy KGB: No More! No! Not tonight! This son of bitch, all night he, "Check. Check. Check." He trap me!
Teddy KGB: Lays down a monster. The fuck did you lay that down?
Mike McDermott: I want him to think that I am pondering a call, but all I'm really thinkin about it Vegas and the fuckin' Mirage.
Mike McDermott: The game is no limit hold 'em. The Cadillac of poker.
Mike McDermott: Are you satisfied now, Teddy? Because I can keep busting you up all night if you like.
Teddy KGB: It hurts doesn't it? Your hopes dashed, your dreams down the toilet. And your fate is sitting right besides you.
Teddy KGB: Mr. Son of a bitch, let's play some cards!
Teddy KGB: That's a position raise, I call.
Teddy KGB: If you don't have my money then you are mine.
Mike McDermott: I'll be really quick. You won't feel a thing.
Lester 'Worm' Murphy: Where did you come up with the scratch for that? You've been rolling fags in the Village again, haven't you?
Mike McDermott: It's like the nature channel... you don't see Piranhas eating themselves, do you?
Mike McDermott: I turned my ten grand into just over sixty, paid fifteen to Grama, six went back to the Chesterfield, and as for Worm, I figure we're even and after the ten going back to the professor I'm back where I started: "three stacks of high society"
Mike McDermott: The amazing thing is, in this collection of great legal minds there isn't a single real card player.
Worm: See ya when I see ya, atleast you're "rounding" again right? You're gona thank me for that some day.
Mike McDermott: Mike McDermott: I can't lose what I don't put in the middle.
Mike McDermott: The amazing thing is, in this collection of great legal minds, there isn't a single real card player
Mike McDermott: You can shear a sheep many times, but skin him only once.
Professor Petrovsky: The last thing I took away from the Yeshiva was this: we cant run from who we are, our destiny chooses us.
Teddy KGB: In my club, I will splash the pot whenever the fuck I please.
Teddy KGB: He beat me... Straight up... Pay him... Pay that man his money.
Teddy KGB: Lays down a monster. The fuck did you lay that down?
Mike McDermott: The game is no limit hold 'em. The Cadillac of poker.
Mike McDermott: Are you satisfied now, Teddy? Because I can keep busting you up all night if you like.
Teddy KGB: Aces full, Mike.
Teddy KGB: That's a position raise, I call.
Teddy KGB: If you don't have my money then you are mine.
Mike McDermott: Listen, here's the thing. If you can't spot the sucker in your first half hour at the table, then you ARE the sucker.
Mike McDermott: You can shear a sheep many times, but skin him only once.
Professor Petrovsky: The last thing I took away from the Yeshiva was this: we cant run from who we are, our destiny chooses us.
Teddy KGB: In my club, I will splash the pot whenever the fuck I please.
Teddy KGB: He beat me... Straight up... Pay him... Pay that man his money.
Teddy KGB: No More! No! Not tonight! This son of bitch, all night he, "Check. Check. Check." He trap me!
Teddy KGB: Lays down a monster. The fuck did you lay that down?
Mike McDermott: I want him to think that I am pondering a call, but all I'm really thinkin about it Vegas and the fuckin' Mirage.
Mike McDermott: The game is no limit hold 'em. The Cadillac of poker.
Mike McDermott: Are you satisfied now, Teddy? Because I can keep busting you up all night if you like.
Teddy KGB: It hurts doesn't it? Your hopes dashed, your dreams down the toilet. And your fate is sitting right besides you.
Teddy KGB: Mr. Son of a bitch, let's play some cards!
Teddy KGB: That's a position raise, I call.
Teddy KGB: If you don't have my money then you are mine.
Mike McDermott: I never told anybody this, about eight nine months ago, I'm at the Taj it's late and I see Johnny Chan walk in and he goes and sits in the three hundred six hundred section and the whole place stops and everybody puts an eye on him, after a while there wasn't a crap going on because all the high rollers are over there watching and some of them playing but they're giving their money to him and say "oh", I played with the world champion", you know what I did? Joey Knish: What? Mike McDermott: I sat down Joey Knish: You need fifty to sixty grand to play right in that game Mike McDermott: I had six but I had to know Joey Knish: what happened? Mike McDermott: Played tight for an hour, folded mostly then I made a score Joey Knish: With what? aces or kings? Mike McDermott: Rags, I had nothing, but he raised and I decided I don't care about the money, I'm just going to out play the guy, I'm going to out play this guy, this hand, I'll re-raise Joey Knish: Re-raise? You play right back at him? Mike McDermott: Yeah, he comes back over the top at me trying bully me like I'm some tourist, I hesitate for like two seconds then I'll re-raise and he makes a move to his checks and he looks at me, check his cards and looks at me again, and he mucked it, I took it down Mike McDermott: did you have it? Mike McDermott: I'm sorry John, I don't remember Mike McDermott: I got up and walked to the cashier, I sat with the best in the world, and I won Joey Knish: You made a fucking move on Chan you son of a bitch, so that's why you made that run at KGB's place Mike McDermott: That's right I'll do it again if I can
Grama: Enough is enough, Teddy. Finish the fucking kid off. Teddy KGB: Hanging around, hanging around. Kid's got alligator blood. Can't get rid of him.
Worm: I guess the sayings' true. In the poker game of life, women are the rake man. They are the fuckin' rake. Mike McDermott: What the fuck are you talkin' about. What saying? Worm: I-I don't know. There ought to be one though.
Worm: Now, what did I ever do to that guy? Mike McDermott: You fucked his mother Worm: yeah but she was a good looking older woman you gotta give me that.
Joey Knish: I'm listening. What do you need? 500? A grand? Mike McDermott: Huh? I need... I need 15,000. Joey Knish: Fifteen? Mike McDermott: Yep. Joey Knish: I need a blow job from Christy Turlington. Get the fuck outta here. $15,000?
Mike McDermott: we're not going to talk? You left me pretty quick there Jo: You make like it was my decision Mike McDermott: Well, it wasn't mine: I came home and you were gone, you're just going to drop me like that? Jo: I learned it from you Mike. You always told me this was the rule. Rule number one: Throw away your cards the moment you know they can't win. Fold the fucking hand. Mike McDermott: Look this is our thing we're talking about alright? It's not some losing hand in poker Jo: I know exactly what we're talking about Mike McDermott: So, that's the last of it then? Jo: Yeah I would say good luck but I know it's not about "luck" in your game
Mike McDermott: What happened? Lester 'Worm' Murphy: Nothing, she closed her legs too fast!
Mike McDermott: That's 4,400. I'm gonna call you. Or else, I won't respect myself tomorrow morning. Teddy KGB: Respect is all you have left in the morning!
Jo: What kind of a job is that going to be, Mike um, writing an opinion on high stakes poker? Mike McDermott: Hon, you're the one that told me I should use my poker skills in the court room.
Worm: Hey, I'm not gonna let a garbage can fall on my head. Mike McDermott: No, you're gonna jump out of the way and let it land on me.
Mike McDermott: Here's the beauty of this game: I just got top two pair on the flop and I want to keep him in the hand. Against your average guy, I'd set a "bear trap", hardly bet at all, let him walk into it. But KGB's too smart for that. So, what I've got to do is over bet the pot,make it look like I'm trying to buy it. Mike McDermott: I bet two thousand Mike McDermott: Then he plays back at me, and I get paid off. Teddy KGB: call Mike McDermott: My guess is Teddy's on a flush draw. Teddy KGB: Burn and turn. Mike McDermott: There's my money card, nine of hearts. I got a full house. Teddy KGB: To the bettor. Mike McDermott: Check's good. Mike McDermott: Now I hope a spade falls and Teddy makes his flush. That way he'll bet strong, and I'll beat him with my nines full over aces. Teddy KGB: I'm going to bet fifteen thousand Mike McDermott: time Mike McDermott: All right, I call your fifteen plus I have another thirty three to raise you. Yeah, I'm gonna go all in, 'cause I don't think you got the spades Teddy KGB: You are right. I don't have spades. Mike McDermott: I know before the cards are even turned over.
Mike McDermott: How much was the hooker? Worm: Mike, please. Relaxation therapist.
Professor Petrovsky: I know a magician doesn't reveal his secrets Mike McDermott: I'm not a magician Professor Petrovsky: If it wasn't "magic", how did you know what everyone held? Mike McDermott: It's a combination of things: I was watching when the cards came out, that's just an old habit with me, it's like breathing Professor Petrovsky: Watch the cards? Mike McDermott: I watch the cards but I also watch the player react to the cards. That's how I knew the DA made his two pair and judge Kaplan missed the flush, I was watching their eyes when they checked their river cards, their faces tell you everything Professor Petrovsky: you watch the man? I never knew you had to calculate so much in cards Mike McDermott: here's some advice, just play premium hands, you only start with jacks or better if its good enough to call you've also got to be in there raising, tight but aggressive and I do mean aggressive, you've got to think of it as a war Professor Petrovsky: you're officially never invited to our game again Mike McDermott: I don't blame you, put a guy like me in that game, cards don't even matter I'll play it blind
