Freakshow: Go on inside, boys, and make yourselves at home. You can rest up, get something to drink, fuck my wife, whatever you want. Just don't do anything the good lord would'nt do. Kumar: Dude am I going deaf or did he just say we could fuck his wife?
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Harold: Did Doogie Howser just steal my fucking car?
Kumar: So she's kinda fucking cute. Let her touch your penis.
Extreme Sports Punk #1: Dude, on a scale from 1 to 10, 1 being not so extreme and 10 being extremely extreme, I give this a 9.5!
Officer Palumbo: Bullets - my only weakness! How did you know?
Mean Tollbooth Guy: Move, you retarded cocksucker, move!
Christy: I've got the worst case of taco-shits. God. Great. I've got to go, too.
Kumar: Dude, am I going deaf or did he just say we could fuck his wife?
Harold: This is either a really smart move or by far the stupidest thing that we have ever tried.
Kumar: Hey, why don't you leave that guy alone and go jerk off to some snowboarding videos or something?
Harold: I want 30 sliders, 5 french fries, and 4 large cherry cokes.
Liane: So, are you boys gonna fuck me now or what?
Cole: Let's go get some fuckin' Mountain Dew.
Kumar: Bitch! Learn how to fuckin' make coffee, you fucking whore!
Kumar: Well, congratu-fuckin'-lations, your dream has come true!
Freakshow: Hey Randy! What? The devil! Whuh? The devil is everywhere...
Extreme Sports Punk #1: Check it out, Extreme Cheddar!
Cole: Oh look, it's the Brother McFags. Let me guess, the one with the purse is the catcher.
Cole: Late night math league meeting, homos?
Harold: Did Doogie Howser just steal my fucking car?
Male Nurse: Soft, chocolate lips...
Kumar: So she's kinda fucking cute. Let her touch your penis.
Extreme Sports Punk #1: Dude, on a scale from 1 to 10, 1 being not so extreme and 10 being extremely extreme, I give this a 9.5!
Officer Palumbo: Bullets - my only weakness! How did you know?
Mean Tollbooth Guy: Move, you retarded cocksucker, move!
Harold: How is that not the worse news? Kumar: The laptop situation really only affects you, whereas the White Castle situation affects us both equally.
Freakshow: What the hell are you doing with my wife? Harold: Y-you said outside that we could have sex with her! Kumar: Shit! Shit! Freakshow: I most certainly did not! Harold: Yes you did! Freakshow: Did not! Kumar: Yes you did! Freakshow: Oh, no, I didn't. Kumar: You did, you did. Freakshow: You sure...? Harold: You said it! Freakshow: My mistake! Well, since we're all here... How 'bout a four-some?
Harold: Neil, you wouldn't happen to know how to get on the highway from here, would you? Neil Patrick Harris: Dude, I don't even know where the fuck I am right now. I was at this party earlier tonight and some guy hooked me up with this incredible "X" - next thing I know I'm being thrown out of a moving car. I've been trippin' balls ever since. Kumar: That's crazy, dude. We've been having a pretty crazy, night, too. We've just been driving around looking for White Castle but we keep getting sidetracked. Neil Patrick Harris: Yeah, dude, you fascinate me. Forget White Castle, let's go get some pussy! Harold: Huh? Neil Patrick Harris: It's a fucking sausage fest in here, bros. Let's get some poontang, THEN we'll go to White Castle. Kumar: No, Neil, you don't understand. We've been craving these burgers all night. Neil Patrick Harris: Yeah, I've been craving burgers, too. Furburgers. Come on, dudes, let's pick up some trim at a strip club. The Doogie line always works on strippers. Neil Patrick Harris: Lapdance... Kumar: There's a gas station. I'm gonaa see if I can get some directions. Neil Patrick Harris: You don't need dir- gah! Hurry up, dudes, hurry up! I'm losing wood. Neil Patrick Harris: Hurry, hurry, hurry, hurry, hurry, hurry... Kumar: Look, chill. Harold: We'll be right back, Neil. Harold: Dude, what is the deal with Neil Patrick Harris? Why is he so horny?
Kumar: Rold? Is that you? Harold: Kumar? Kumar: Hey, are the cops still here? Harold: What the hell are you doing? Kumar: I just called and made up some story about a shooting in Millbrook Park. Harold: Jesus Christ! What'd you do that for? Kumar: I'm fucking starving! I figured I'd bust you out and we'd go get some burgers.
Dr. Willoughby: Do you actually believe that after the way you've just behaved that I would even consider recommending you for admission? Kumar: No. I'm gonna be honest with you. The only reason I'm applying is so my dad will keep paying for my apartment. I really don't have a desire to go to med school. Dr. Willoughby: But you have perfect MCAT scores! Kumar: Yeah, just cause you're hung like a moose doesn't mean you gotta do porn.
Kumar: Do you know what the hell we had to go through after you took the car? Neil Patrick Harris: Yeah, it was a dick move on my part. That's why I'm paying for your meal. Prick. Neil Patrick Harris: Here's 50 for the meal, and 200 for the car. Harold: What happened to my car? Neil Patrick Harris: I made some love stains in the back. You'll see...
Kumar: So, I gotta ask you Neil, did you ever get it on with Wanda off the set? Neil Patrick Harris: Dude, I humped every piece of ass ever on that show. Kumar: Even the chick who played the hot nurse? Neil Patrick Harris: No... I didn't go all the way with her.
Harold: I want that. Kumar: What? A Hot Dog Heaven super chili cheese dog? Harold: No. I want that feeling. The feeling that comes over a man when he gets exactly what he desires. I need that feeling! Kumar: Are you saying what I think you're saying? Harold: We gotta go to White Castle. Kumar: YES! YES! I knew you had it in you dude!
Cindy Kim: Have you seen a Korean guy around here? Hippie Student: Yeah, only when I open my eyes though.
Freakshow: Go on inside, boys, and make yourselves at home. You can rest up, get something to drink, fuck my wife, whatever you want. Just don't do anything the good lord would'nt do. Kumar: Dude am I going deaf or did he just say we could fuck his wife?
Kumar: Hey, what's that smell? Harold: What smell? Kumar... Kumar: Harold: Hey Kumar! Kumar! Where are you... Harold: Kumar! Still in jail, asshole! Come here!
Christy: Hey Clarissa. Do you want to play Battleshit? Clarissa: Oh my God! I haven't played that since camp!
Kumar: Roldy! Roldy! dude, you gotta come quick. There is these two filthy pussies just aching to get boned by us! Kumar: I mean... duh... that there are these two lovely young pussies who would like to have a chat with you and I.
Harold: I want 30 sliders, 5 french fries, and 4 large cherry cokes. Kumar: I want the same except make mine diet cokes.
Harold: Are those my scissors? Dude, I trim my nose hair with those! Kumar: Dude, I've been cutting my ass hair with them for the past six months.
Kumar: Let's find us some tunes baby, Kumar: Cole's extreme mix volume 5, what is this shit? Kumar: These guys are fucking posers!
Harold: I am so hungry. I'm gonna eat, like, 20 of those burgers, man. Kumar: Dude, fuckin' I will see your 20 burgers and raise you 5 orders of fries.
Harold: Back off cockboy, what I said him goes double for you. J.D.: Cockboy, you just call me cockboy? Harold: Yeah, you know I did. You're just stalling cuz you're not quick enough to think of a comeback. J.D.: You think I'm not quick enough. Guy thinks I'm not quick enough. Well I got news for you. I am quick enough!... Cockboy!
Harold: What the hell are you doing? Gawd! Kumar: You been out cold for the past half an hour. I figured maybe if I did some gay shit, you'd wake up. Harold: If you did some gay shit? What kinda - where are we? Didn't we come here on a cheetah? Where's the cheetah? Kumar: It ran away. Listen, forget about the cheetah, okay?
Freakshow: Go on inside, boys, and make yourselves at home. You can rest up, get something to drink, fuck my wife, whatever you want. Just don't do anything Jesus wouldn't! Kumar: Did he just say we could fuck his wife?
