Narrator: Max knew nothing about love. It was as foreign to him as a salad sandwich.
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Max Jerry Horovitz: The reason I forgive you is because you are not perfect. You are imperfect. And so am I. All humans are imperfect.
Max Jerry Horovitz: I cannot understand how being honest can be considered improper. Maybe this is why I don't have any friends.
Max Jerry Horovitz: You are my best friend. You are my only friend.
Max Jerry Horovitz: Not much has happened since I last wrote except for my manslaughter charges, lotto win, and Ivy's death.
Young Mary: He's scared of outside, which is a disease called homophobia.
Narrator: Max knew nothing about love. It was as foreign to him as a salad sandwich.
Narrator: Max hoped Mary would write again. He'd always wanted a friend. A friend that wasn't invisible, a pet or rubber figurine.
Max Jerry Horovitz: It would be good if there was a Fat Fairy. She would be a bit like the Tooth Fairy but would suck out your fat.
Max Jerry Horovitz: Do you have a favourite-sounding word? My top-five are "ointment," "bumblebee," "Vladivostok," "banana," and "testicle."
Narrator: Mary Dinkle's eyes were the color of muddy puddles. Her birthmark, the color of poo.
Narrator: Max had trouble understanding non-verbal signals. Flirting was as foreign to him as jogging.
Max Jerry Horovitz: Jurors are outstanding members of the community who haven't murdered anybody.
Max Jerry Horovitz: Dear Mary, please find enclosed my entire Noblet collection as a sign that I forgive you.
Max Jerry Horovitz: Have you ever been a communist? Have you ever been attacked by a crow or similar large bird?
Ken: Born in a barn in the hills of Boronia, Ralph lived a long life and died of pneumonia.
Max Jerry Horovitz: The reason I forgive you is because you are not perfect. You are imperfect. And so am I. All humans are imperfect.
Max Jerry Horovitz: I cannot understand how being honest can be considered improper. Maybe this is why I don't have any friends.
Max Jerry Horovitz: You are my best friend. You are my only friend.
Max Jerry Horovitz: Not much has happened since I last wrote except for my manslaughter charges, lotto win, and Ivy's death.
Narrator: Max knew nothing about love. It was as foreign to him as a salad sandwich.
Young Mary: He's scared of outside, which is a disease called homophobia.
Narrator: Max hoped Mary would write again. He'd always wanted a friend. A friend that wasn't invisible, a pet or rubber figurine.
Max Jerry Horovitz: It would be good if there was a Fat Fairy. She would be a bit like the Tooth Fairy but would suck out your fat.
Max Jerry Horovitz: Do you have a favourite-sounding word? My top-five are "ointment," "bumblebee," "Vladivostok," "banana," and "testicle."
Narrator: Max had trouble understanding non-verbal signals. Flirting was as foreign to him as jogging.
Narrator: Mary Dinkle's eyes were the color of muddy puddles. Her birthmark, the color of poo.
Max Jerry Horovitz: Jurors are outstanding members of the community who haven't murdered anybody.
Max Jerry Horovitz: Dear Mary, please find enclosed my entire Noblet collection as a sign that I forgive you.
Max Jerry Horovitz: Have you ever been a communist? Have you ever been attacked by a crow or similar large bird?
Ken: Born in a barn in the hills of Boronia, Ralph lived a long life and died of pneumonia.
