Paradox: I am here for the one who destwoyed the futuwe. Jaden Yuki: Look there must be some kind of mistake. I'm Jaden Yuki. Paradox: Yes that is wight. Jaden Yuki: But I'm harmless! I couldn't destroy anything! Paradox: Cowwection! I think that you'll find that you destwoyed Yu-Gi-Oh's cwedibility!
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Lyman Banner: Good luck everyone. I will be up here if you need an Asian guy. I'm Asian.
Yusei Fudo: I totally won that duel back there.
Yami Yugi: Wait! I seem to have stopped caring!
Jack Atlas: That guy stole your Stardust Dragon card! What a dick! I mean I know I did that in season one, but... he's a dick!
Lyman Banner: Good luck everyone. I will be up here if you need an Asian guy. I'm Asian.
Yusei Fudo: I totally won that duel back there.
Yami Yugi: Wait! I seem to have stopped caring!
Jack Atlas: That guy stole your Stardust Dragon card! What a dick! I mean I know I did that in season one, but... he's a dick!
Crow Hogan: Hey, isn't that Pegasus the creator of Duel Monsters? Yeah, and next to him is Yugi Moto, the King of Card Games! Yusei Fudo: What the hell is wrong with his hair? Jack Atlas: Yugi Moto? He was the greatest duelist who ever lived! Yusei Fudo: It says here that he died a virgin and his last words were "Oh God, I've wasted my life". Jack Atlas: The greatest duelist who ever lived. I love him.
Yami Yugi: Hm. The entire world or card games. Tough choice. Yusei Fudo: There is no choice. Without card games, this world isn't worth living in.
Paradox: Very well, Yu-Gi-Oh Pwotagonists! Let's see how you like things, in the Mawific World! Jaden Yuki: Actually, this isn't so bad! Yusei Fudo: It's actually kind of pretty here. Yami Yugi: Makes a nice change from the Shadow Realm, that's for sure. Paradox: Stop that! It is suppose to be thweatening! Yami Yugi: Look at all the pretty lights! Paradox: Stop being impwessed by the Mawific World!
Announcer #1: Welcome everyone, to the grand unveiling of a bunch of lame new trading cards. Here to introduce our host, Pirate Hitler! Pirate Hitler: I shall send ze Jews straight to Davy Jones' locker! Heil Blackbeard! Yugi Moto: I love Pirate Hitler! He always makes me laugh.
Yugi Moto: He always loved falling buildings, but only when they were falling on other people. Yugi Moto: Grandpa! Yugi Moto: Can I have my Oscar now? Paradox: Ha haha! Ha haha haha! Once again, Pwotagonist, you see there is nothing you possess that I cannot take... Yugi Moto: Hey, f**k you, man! I'm trying to win an Oscar!
Jaden Yuki: Check it out, dawgs! My Neos card came back! It must be because we went back in time! Yusei Fudo: That is not how time travel works. Jaden Yuki: Well how else do you explain it? Yusei Fudo: Obviously this movie has its head up its own anus. Yugi Moto: Well that answers pretty much every question I had.
Jaden Yuki: Oh my God! Yusei Fudo: Is that woman doing what I think she's doing? Jaden Yuki: I forgot I bookmarked "2 Dark Magician Girls, 1 Pot of Greed".
Paradox: I am here for the one who destwoyed the futuwe. Jaden Yuki: Look there must be some kind of mistake. I'm Jaden Yuki. Paradox: Yes that is wight. Jaden Yuki: But I'm harmless! I couldn't destroy anything! Paradox: Cowwection! I think that you'll find that you destwoyed Yu-Gi-Oh's cwedibility!
Yugi Moto: That bastard! I can't forgive him. Not after he sent my grandpa to the Shadow Realm. Yusei Fudo: The what realm? Yugi Moto: You know. The Shadow Realm. The big purpley cloudy place that you go to when something really bad happens to you. Jaden Yuki: I think you're talking about Hell. Yugi Moto: No, it's the Shadow Realm. You know whenever people fall from a really tall building... or... they get stabbed in the chest, they go straight to the Shadow Realm. What? You guys don't have the Shadow Realm in the future? Yusei Fudo: I don't think that's a real thing. Yugi Moto: So wait. Is my Grandpa... really dead? Jaden Yuki: 'Fraid so, broseph. Yugi Moto: I thought this was supposed to be a kid's movie!
Jaden Yuki: My name's Jaden Yuki, and I'm absolutely flawless. Yusei Fudo: Stop being happy. Jaden Yuki: Ain't no one in the world as fly as me. Yusei Fudo: I'm serious. Stop it. Jaden Yuki: Bitches line up just to get a glimpse at my sweet moves. Yusei Fudo: I'm going to tear the happy right out of your soul. Jaden Yuki: Come on homie, don't be a playa hater. Yusei Fudo: I'm not a player hater. I just hate you.
Jaden Yuki: I go to a kickass school that teaches us how to play trading cards! We get to sleep on warm comfortable beds and get served food whenever we want... awww it's a good life! Yusei Fudo: Well, just look at all the f**ks I give!
