Jack: And then I would have bought Swedish furniture for us to make. If we can get through this, we can get through anything.
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Mark: Well, I can always find time to save the world. And Bridget, you're my world.
Bridget: Can't go back and keep making same mistakes. Must keep moving forward and make new ones.
Dad: Mum's throwing a Christmas party slash political rally. It's like the G8 summit with Scotch eggs.
Dr. Rawlings: "Think the pain away." You're pushing and entire human being out of your vagina. I'd like to see them thinking it away.
Alice: I have to say, Bridget. I'm actually excited about this next guest. Relevant, relatable, extremely fuckable. Good work.
Jack: And then I would have bought Swedish furniture for us to make. If we can get through this, we can get through anything.
Dr. Rawlings: Oh, good! I was wondering how many fathers we'd get. Full house! Bingo!
Bridget: His death seems to have hit the Eastern European modeling community particularly hard.
Bridget: Nice memorial, as memorials go. Almost makes one look forward to one's own.
Bridget: Twice in the space of a week, I turn up at church as rent-a-spinster.
Mark: Well, I can always find time to save the world. And Bridget, you're my world.
Bridget: Can't go back and keep making same mistakes. Must keep moving forward and make new ones.
Dad: Mum's throwing a Christmas party slash political rally. It's like the G8 summit with Scotch eggs.
Dr. Rawlings: "Think the pain away." You're pushing and entire human being out of your vagina. I'd like to see them thinking it away.
Jack: And then I would have bought Swedish furniture for us to make. If we can get through this, we can get through anything.
Bridget: His death seems to have hit the Eastern European modeling community particularly hard.
Bridget: Nice memorial, as memorials go. Almost makes one look forward to one's own.
Bridget: Twice in the space of a week, I turn up at church as rent-a-spinster.
Bridget: Can't go back and keep making same mistakes. Must keep moving forward and make new ones.
Alice: I have to say, Bridget. I'm actually excited about this next guest. Relevant, relatable, extremely fuckable. Good work.
Dr. Rawlings: Oh, good! I was wondering how many fathers we'd get. Full house! Bingo!
Mark: She's gone back to The Hague, where she's now living and I'm not. Bridget: Oh, I'm so sorry, Mark. Mark: Right at this precise moment, I'm not sorry at all.
Mark: I don't suppose you happen to have a cigarette? Bridget: No. Gave up 1,891 days ago. Mark: Not that you're counting. Bridget: Since when did you smoke? Mark: I don't. It's been a tense time. Maybe I'm nervous.
Bridget: What if it's not yours? Jack: What? Bridget: What if the baby turns out to be Mark's? Jack: Well, I mean, it would certainly change things.
Bridget: What if it's not yours? Mark: Then I'll love him anyway. Just as I love you. Just the way you were, the way you are, the way you always will be.
Bridget: We thought it would be really fun to get a photo of us backstage among all these glamorous people. I think that's the guy from Bargain Hunt. It'd be great if you could get him in the shot. Quick, quick, quick! Ed Sheeran: So you don't want me in the photo at all? Miranda: Oh, God. You can lose the attitude, babes. Is it really that difficult? Miranda: God. They let any old riff-raff backstage nowadays. Bridget: I don't know. I thought he was kind of cute. But he looks familiar. I think he works at the Starbucks in Balham!
Bridget: I don't know how to, uh, explain. Um... I'm pregnant. Jack: Wow. Okay. That's so much better than you being mentally unbalanced.
Bridget: What about the first scan? Would that show when conception took place? Dr. Rawlings: No. Ring this number and fix a date. And do bring along the father if you can work out which one he is.
Dr. Rawlings: I do recommend that you have the anmiocentesis because there are always more risks with a geriatric mother. Bridget: Geriatric? That's outrageous. Dr. Rawlings: Indeed. Bridget: Unless you can sign on for your child support and pension at the same time.
Bridget: Really sorry, Dad. Not to know about the father. Dad: Don't be daft. I know dozens of people who could have been anybody's. Bridget: So, you're not disappointed? You don't think I belong on Jerry Springer? Dad: Not a bit. I'm thrilled. Actually, I'm not sure if you're mine, or that nice Lieutenant Colonel's who ran the bowls club. Bridget: Hm. Dad: Only joking. You're got my feet. I've always had very dainty feet.
Bridget: I would not have let you do that on a second date. Jack: Why not? You let me on the first.
Miranda: You know what, Bridge? This weekend, you and me need to go out and get stuck into some serious... Miranda: ... Binge drinking, a serious scourge on society? Is new legislation needed? Miranda: You can always try online dating again. The other night I was on Tinder. Half an hour later I'm having a three-way with... Miranda: ... Prince Andrew, the Royal Special Representative for Trade and Investment.
Shazzer: Oh, God! You didn't use those? The vegan condoms? Bridget: "Biodegradable and dolphin-friendly." If I'm going to be slutty, it's nice to think I'm helping the environment.
