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如果警察能夠做的好，那還要我幹嘛？
Hancock: Three guys in the car with no girls. Rave music. Hey, I'm not going to judge.
John Hancock: Call me an asshole one more time.
Ray Embrey: Will I get in trouble for that?
Mary Embrey: If Ray ever finds out about me, you're dead.
Hancock: You're gonna change the world. Good job, Ray.
Hancock: I'll break my foot off in your ass, woman...
Ray Embrey: I'm gonna teach you how to interface with the public.
Police Officer: All units. All units. Code 3 pursuit of 2-11 white SUV heading east on Alameda service road. Suspects: three Asian males. Request back-up immediately. Be advised. Shots fired. Shots fired.
Hancock: Three guys in the car with no girls. Rave music. Hey, I'm not going to judge.
John Hancock: Call me an asshole one more time.
Ray Embrey: Will I get in trouble for that?
Asian Gang Member: Beat it, Soulja Boy!
Mary Embrey: If Ray ever finds out about me, you're dead.
Hancock: You're gonna change the world. Good job, Ray.
Hancock: Oh stop crying, punk-ass.
Ray Embrey: I'm gonna teach you how to interface with the public.
John Hancock: What? It's a little tight.
Police Officer: All units. All units. Code 3 pursuit of 2-11 white SUV heading east on Alameda service road. Suspects: three Asian males. Request back-up immediately. Be advised. Shots fired. Shots fired.
John Hancock: Call me an asshole one more time.
Ray Embrey: Will I get in trouble for that?
Mary Embrey: If Ray ever finds out about me, you're dead.
Hancock: I'll break my foot off in your ass, woman...
Ray Embrey: I'm gonna teach you how to interface with the public.
Police Officer: All units. All units. Code 3 pursuit of 2-11 white SUV heading east on Alameda service road. Suspects: three Asian males. Request back-up immediately. Be advised. Shots fired. Shots fired.
John Hancock: All of you people, blocking the intersection, you're all idiots. Rail Crossing Crowd #1: You're the one that threw the dude's car at her. And what's with the train? Rail Crossing Crowd #2: Why didn't you just go straight up in the air with the car? You've obviously injured that poor woman. Rail Crossing Crowd #3: She's right. She should sue you. John Hancock: Okay. Well, you should sue McDonald's, 'cause they fucked you up.
Mary Embrey: We broke up decades ago. Long before you were born. He just can't remember. Ray Embrey: But you can. Right? You knew? That's something you might want to bring up on the first date, Mary. "I don't like to travel. I'm allergic to cats. I'm immortal." Okay? Those are some of the things you might want to give a little heads-up on. Mary Embrey: Whatever we are, we were built in twos, okay? We were drawn to each other. No matter how far I run, he's always there. He finds me. It's physics. Ray Embrey: What are you saying? Are you saying you two are fated to be together? Mary Embrey: I've lived for a very long time, Ray. And the one thing I've learned: Fate doesn't decide everything. People get to choose. Hancock: And you chose to let me think I was here alone. Mary Embrey: I didn't think you'd miss what you didn't remember.
Rail Crossing Crowd #2: And I can smell that liquor on your breath! John Hancock: 'Cause I been drinking, bitch!
Hancock: You and I... Mary Embrey: You and I what? Hancock: ...we're the same. Mary Embrey: No. I'm stronger. Hancock: Really? Mary Embrey: Oh yeah. Hancock: Who are we? Mary Embrey: Gods, angels... Different cultures call us by different names. Now all of a sudden it's superhero. Hancock: Are there more of us? Mary Embrey: There were. They all died. It's just the two of us.
Criminal: Damn. Handjob. Where you come from? Hancock: All right, relax. Just - Just tell me what you need. Criminal: Tell them cops to turn - Tell 'em to take their guns off me. Tell 'em to take the guns off of me. Hancock: Just take them off, guys. Lower your weapons. Criminal: You gonna get us out of here. With that tight-ass Wolverine outfit on. Now, let's make it happen, asshole.
Ray Embrey: People should love you. They really should, okay? And I want to deliver that for you. It's the least that I can do. You're a superhero. Kids should be running up to you, asking for your autograph, people should be cheering you on the streets... Hancock: What the hell you pricks looking at?
Hancock: Konnichiwa! Asian Gang Member: What? I'm not Japanese, man! Put us down! Hancock: Oh, now you speak "Engly," huh? "Speak Engly," now?
Mary Embrey: Did he... just take the whiskey bottle to the bathroom? Ray Embrey: Do you want him to kill us all?
Ray Embrey: Why were you flying? You were flying, Mary. Hancock: Yeah, she was definitely flying. Mary Embrey: Okay, I was flying. And I'm very strong as well. It's just the way we are. Ray Embrey: We? Mary Embrey: Me and him. It's just us now. All the others paired up and died. Hancock: Oh, you didn't say anything about the others paired up, at the trailer. Ray Embrey: You were at his trailer. Mary Embrey: It's very hard for me to explain. Ray Embrey: Great, I'm all ears, Mary. Hancock: Me too. Ray Embrey: Do me a favor. Just give me and my wife one moment. Hancock: Hey, don't... Don't bring it here, Ray. Ray Embrey: The adults are talking, for one second.
Ray Embrey: For when they call. Hancock: I ain't wearing that, Ray. Ray Embrey: Yes, you are. Hancock: Oh no, I'm not. Ray Embrey: No, you are. Hancock: Actually, I'm not Ray. Ray Embrey: You think you're not, but you are. Hancock: I will fight crime butt-ass naked before I fight it in that, Ray. Ray Embrey: You know, you have fought naked. We got that. That's on Youtube.
Ray Embrey: So you've used the door, the building's still intact, people are happy you've arrived, they feel safe now, there's an officer there and he's done a good job, so you might want to tell him he's done a good job. Hancock: What the hell did I have to come for Ray if he's done a good job?
Hancock: Ah the whole turn the other cheek thing huh? Hancock: Just never turn this cheek. Don't let them punk you.
Hancock: The way you deal with bullies - you take your right foot, bring it right up and catch him in his little piss pump. Mary Embrey: You don't have to do that, honey. Okay? Seriously. Aaron Embrey: It's a good idea. Hancock: You aim straight, make sure he can't use that thing for nothin' but a flap to keep the dust out of his butt crack.
