Captain Mack: Testicles, 1, 2... Testicles, 1, 2.
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Captain Mack: Testicles, 1, 2... Testicles, 1, 2.
Blanca: I'll bet you have the tiniest penis.
Blind Man: I'm a player, but I don't play that way!
Shaniece: When the buzzer pops, nigga, you stop!
Captain Mack: Testicles, 1, 2... Testicles, 1, 2.
Blind Man: I'm a player, but I don't play that way!
Blanca: I'll bet you have the tiniest penis.
Shaniece: When the buzzer pops, nigga, you stop!
Captain Mack: Testicles, 1, 2. Testicles, 1, 2.
Blind Man: Wait a minute. That's an Adam's apple. I'm a player, but I don't play that way!
Flame: Oh, I'll take care of that. Flame: The Captain's dead! The Captain's dead!
Muggsy: Woah-woah-woah. You still caught on that strip club slash daycare center thing? Shit was genius. Come on! Nashawn: It was genius, Muggsy? Muggsy: Come on! Nashawn: To who? Okay, we lost all our damn money in a week.
Nashawn: I always loved airplanes, man. Not just toys, but real ones, too.
Muggsy: I say we blow the first 20 mil on Rio. The next 20 mil, Bangkok. Homey, I hear they can do this thing...
Muggsy: I'd like to give a shout-out to all five of my babies' mamas.
Karl Malone: Hunkee? Elvis Hunkee. Mr. Hunkee: Yeah. Karl Malone: Karl Malone. You know, I used to play basketball with you in high school. Mr. Hunkee: That's right. That's right. We used to call you "The Paperboy." Karl Malone: Yeah, that was then. I'm "The Mailman" now.
Barbara: Where the hell is Terminal X? Mr. Hunkee: Relax, honey. Didn't we just have a great vacation in Crackerland?
Karl Malone: You don't understand, I play for the Lakers now. Mr. Hunkee: Right, Karl. I don't think you understand. I used to play with you, man. You can't shoot, remember? That's why we never passed you the ball. Karl Malone: And I thought it was because I was the only brother on the team. Mr. Hunkee: No, no, no, Karl. It's 'cause you sucked! Karl Malone: Oh, I sucked? Mr. Hunkee: What are you gonna do? Go all - "postal" on me, Mr. Mailman?
Jamiqua: Bet that ass still tight, ain't it?
Jamiqua: Get your short ass on, you leprechaun. You look like my ex - short and stupid.
Jamiqua: I bet you ain't never seen a chocolate super-deluxe woman like me before. Have you?
Nashawn: Muggs, I told you to hire a black pilot, not a damn black baggage handler. What is that? Muggsy: I did what you asked me to, okay? Look, there ain't but two black pilots around, and one of 'em flyin' for Puffy. Nashawn: How'd Puffy get the first one?
Flame: Hi, fly boy. I just love the look of a man in uniform. 'Course, I like the look of a man out of uniform even better.
Blind Man: There's always some dude who's a player hater, 'cause he ain't gettin' none.
Captain Mack: Put this shit on autopilot. I'm goin' to the lavatory. I got to boo-boo.
Mr. Hunkee: Listen, when I met my Barbara. I knew that moment I'd move heaven and earth to be with her. I knew that she was worth it. Nashawn: So you happy now? Mr. Hunkee: Not really. Last time I saw her, she was with this tall model type. Nashawn: A real handsome black guy? Mr. Hunkee: Yeah. Nashawn: Sittin' in low class? Mr. Hunkee: Yeah. Nashawn: Got a dick like a fire hose? Mr. Hunkee: Yeah. Nashawn: Yeah, you lost her. Mr. Hunkee: Yeah. Nashawn: Can he get another one? Mr. Hunkee: Double. Nashawn: Have you talked to her - since? Mr. Hunkee: She can't talk. She must have vocal cord damage.
Mr. Hunkee: My son Billy, he doesn't want to be anything like me. He says I got no flavor?
Heather Hunkee: Hi, Daddy. Mr. Hunkee: Happy birthday, Heather. Heather Hunkee: You mad at me? Mr. Hunkee: No, Actually, I'm just - glad to hear you call me Daddy for a change. It's been a while. Usually it's shithead or asshole or something like that. Heather Hunkee: I'm sorry. It's just - I hate that you're with Boobra. Mr. Hunkee: Barbara - and I are not together anymore.
