Rodney Copperbottom: But I don't want my picture taken. Fender: You don't? Rodney Copperbottom: No. Fender: That's okay, there's no film in the camera.
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Crank: Never try, never fail. Those are the words I live by.
Bigweld: You can shine no matter what you're made of.
Fender: If I seem to be getting smaller, it's because... I'm leaving!
Fender: Big eyes! Big eyes! Give me big anime eyes!
Mr. Copperbottom: He's got your moms eyes and my dads nose. I knew we were smart to save those parts.
Ratchet: The lies I've told! The lives I've ruined! Wait... this isn't helping me!
Piper: She's a little artsy-fartsy. The artsy's okay, but once she gets fartsy...
Fender: This is so wrong... this is *so wrong*!
Darth Vader: The force is strong in this one.
Bigweld: If you're happy and you know it, clap your hands.
Fender: You know, my last roommate jumped out THAT window.
Tim the Gate Guard: Boy, when you pick a lost cause, you really commit. Where do they make dreamers like you? Get lost, freak!
Rodney Copperbottom: This is more elaborate than the TV show.
Mr. Gasket: So long, son. Good luck with your dastardly plans.
Piper: I have a sister! An ugly sister!
Fender: Inside of you, there's a fashion model just waiting to throw up.
Fender: My name used to be Bumper, but had to change it when we moved into the country.
Fender: I tell ya, the things that fall off of me... it's embarrassing!
Bigweld: A device, a thing-a-ma-bob, a do-hickey?
Crank: Oh, man! This is my third oil change today. Something's wrong with me.
Piper: By the way, the name's Piper. Rhymes with viper. Hiss!
Ratchet: Why be you when you can be new?
Aunt Fanny: I used to have a figure like that.
Bigweld: This isn't what I was thinking at all!
Fender: His father's got one foot in the junkyard, and if they can't find new parts for him, he's only got a few miles left.
Mr. Gunk: Somebody scrape this crud off of me, and serve it to the customers.
Lug: Ahhh... that new upgrade smell...
Fender: Oh, my darling! That is the call of the deep doo-doo bird. I must fly!
Ratchet: Now, let's get back to the business of sucking every last penny out of Mr. and Mrs. Average Knucklehead.
Fender: Back off, back off! This guys has his own dreams that won't become true!
Ratchet: Now, let's get down to the business of sucking every loose penny out of Mr. and Mrs. Average Knucklehead. What's our big-ticket item? - Upgrades, people, upgrades. That's how we make the dough. Now, if we're telling robots that no matter what they're made of, they're "fine", how can we expect them to feel crummy enough about themselves to buy our upgrades and make themselves look better? Therefore, I've come up with a new slogan: "Why be you, when you can be new?"
Toilet Bot: Thanks, Rodney. You're number one!
Aunt Fanny: Say hello to my dimpled friend!
Ratchet: Take him for a drive. And bring me back his exact weight in paperclips!
Bigweld: Daaaisy... Daaaaissy... Giive mee yoour aaaanswer truuuue.
Lug: I can never find pieces in my size.
Bigweld: You can shine no matter what you're made of.
Crank: Never try, never fail. Those are the words I live by.
Fender: If I seem to be getting smaller, it's because... I'm leaving!
Fender: Big eyes! Big eyes! Give me big anime eyes!
Mr. Copperbottom: He's got your moms eyes and my dads nose. I knew we were smart to save those parts.
Ratchet: The lies I've told! The lives I've ruined! Wait... this isn't helping me!
Piper: She's a little artsy-fartsy. The artsy's okay, but once she gets fartsy...
Rodney Copperbottom: Who wants to get fixed?
Darth Vader: The force is strong in this one.
Bigweld: If you're happy and you know it, clap your hands.
Fender: You know, my last roommate jumped out THAT window.
Tim the Gate Guard: Boy, when you pick a lost cause, you really commit. Where do they make dreamers like you? Get lost, freak!
Rodney Copperbottom: This is more elaborate than the TV show.
Mr. Gasket: So long, son. Good luck with your dastardly plans.
Fender: If I seem to be getting smaller, it's because... I'm leaving!
Fender: Big eyes! Big eyes! Give me big anime eyes!
Ratchet: The lies I've told! The lives I've ruined! Wait... this isn't helping me!
Piper: She's a little artsy-fartsy. The artsy's okay, but once she gets fartsy...
Fender: This is so wrong... this is *so wrong*!
Darth Vader: The force is strong in this one.
Fender: You know, my last roommate jumped out THAT window.
Tim the Gate Guard: Boy, when you pick a lost cause, you really commit. Where do they make dreamers like you? Get lost, freak!
Rodney Copperbottom: This is more elaborate than the TV show.
Fender: You consider me a friend? Rodney Copperbottom: Sure. What else would I consider you? Fender: I don't know. An embarrassment? A way to rebel against your parents? A desperate cry for help? The list is endless.
Crank: Well there goes our happy ending. Fender: Yo, it's a fusion of jazz and funk. It's called junk.
Madame Gasket: Who are these losers? Fender: We, sir... Madame Gasket: I'm a woman. Crank: Ouch. Fender: We've come to rescue our friend, you evil bag of bolts, and you shall be defeated by the very outmodes that you scorn and detest! Crank: 'Cause there's seven of us and only one of... Fender: Let's see, there's seven of us and... eight? Nine? Crank: Did you count that one? Fender: I think so. Will you all quit moving around? It's so frustrating! I think I counted one of you twice! Madame Gasket: While you're at it, count these! Madame Gasket: As soon as we're done with you, these hit the streets! Ratchet: This will be the last day any outmode will ever see!
Mrs. Copperbottom: Oh, honey, I'm so sorry. You missed the delivery. Herb Copperbottom: Oh! Mrs. Copperbottom: But it's okay. Making the baby's the fun part.
Rodney Copperbottom: Why do you have two noses? Fender: One's for showin', one's for blowin'.
Rodney Copperbottom: This is our moment to shine, to show them what we're made of. Fender: In my case it's a rare metal called afraidium. It's yellow, tastes like chicken... Buck-ah! Fender: Whoa! Didn't know I could do that!
Aunt Fanny: But fighting never solved anything. Bigweld: Quitting's not so productive, either.
Fender: Oh, no, look at that, now they're arm wrestling. Fender: Could you please separate them? Hurry, my back itches.
Rodney Copperbottom: Crank, the idol of millions is gone, and no one seems to care. There should be an angry mob out there. Fender: Wow! That was great, psychic friend! Now say, "Money should be falling from the sky."
Mrs. Copperbottom: I told you I'd find him! It's a mother's instinct. Herb Copperbottom: What instinct? He left us a note, "I'm leaving, I'll be at the train station."
Rodney Copperbottom: But I don't want my picture taken. Fender: You don't? Rodney Copperbottom: No. Fender: That's okay, there's no film in the camera.
Fender: Open the door! Open the door! Fender: Whoa! Close the doors! Close the doors!
Bigweld: RATCHET! Bigweld: I'll come right to the point! Ratchet: What happened? Run out of dominoes? I'll send you some more! Bigweld: You're fired! Ratchet: Fired? On what grounds? This company's never been more profitable! Bigweld: Profits, schmofits! Now, get out! Ratchet: No, wait! Please listen to me! You can't do this to me! This job is my LIFE! It means everything to me! You don't know what I've done to get here! The lies I've told! This lives I've ruined! Ratchet: This isn't helping me. Bigweld: Get me security! Ratchet: No, wait! Please! Can't I just make one more heartfelt plea? Bigweld: OK! What do you wanna say? Ratchet: *THAT!* Oh, my gosh! I'm as crazy as my mother!
Rodney Copperbottom: When was the last time you got oiled? Fender: Yeah, I can't really answer that in front of my kid sister.
Aunt Fanny: And what's your name? Rodney Copperbottom: I'm Rodney Bigbottom. Rodney Copperbottom: No, I mean - I'm Rodney Copperbottom! Copperbottom.
Fender: Oh, no! Rodney Copperbottom: What? Fender: We're going off the track! We're going to crash! I don't want to die! Fender: I was just kidding! Put your head between your legs.
Mrs. Copperbottom: There you are! I told you I'd find him! It's a mother's instinct. Herb Copperbottom: What instinct? He left us a note, "I'm leaving, I'll be at the train station."
