Jill Sadelstein: IT'S NOT YOU, IT'S THE CHIMICHANGAS!
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Gary Sadelstein: What are you gonna wear Daddy... in hell?
Johnny Depp: What do you think people are thinking, that I am sitting with my rabbi?
Jill Sadelstein: IT'S NOT YOU, IT'S THE CHIMICHANGAS!
Monica's Boyfriend: Oh, my God. Is that Colonel Sanders?
Jill Sadelstein: Poopsie, we're not in the bronx anymore!
Jack Sadelstein: Don't forget your sweat shadow.
Jack Sadelstein: Don't forget your sweat shadow.
Gary Sadelstein: What are you gonna wear Daddy... in hell?
Johnny Depp: What do you think people are thinking, that I am sitting with my rabbi?
Jill Sadelstein: IT'S NOT YOU, IT'S THE CHIMICHANGAS!
Monica's Boyfriend: Oh, my God. Is that Colonel Sanders?
Jill Sadelstein: Poopsie, we're not in the bronx anymore!
Ted: There is no god and we are living a lie.
Jill Sadelstein: Oh, my God! I'm so sorry! I am sure you have others, though. Al Pacino: Uh, you'd think it, but, uh, oddly enough, I don't.
Jill Sadelstein: Oh, please! Tell me you don't feel this. Jack Sadelstein: I didn't feel it. Maybe if you did it harder. Jack Sadelstein: Little harder. Erin Sadelstein: No, Jill, stop it. He's kidding Jill Sadelstein: What? Otto: Donkey fight! Erin Sadelstein: Jill, are you okay?. Jill Sadelstein: Yeah, no, I'm fine. Gary, that was... He didn't 100% percent connect. Gary Sadelstein: Feel that, Daddy? Jack Sadelstein: I... I actually did feel something, there. Pride in my son.
Johnny Depp: What's going on with the beard, man? Al Pacino: I don't want to be recognized. Ok?
Jack Sadelstein: I can't believe this. This is insane, man! You gotta call him! Jill Sadelstein: Oh, cool your buns. You know I'm still hurting the whole Funbucket fiasco. Jack Sadelstein: No, but Pacino liked you! I swear to God, he really liked you! Jill Sadelstein: Oh, will you stop already? You know all he wants to do is play Twister with your sister.
Jack Sadelstein: I am such an idiot! Erin Sadelstein: You're an idiot? Jack, what did you do? Gary Sadelstein: Busted! Disgusted! Never to be trusted!
Italian Cruise Ship Director: ... Now, be gone. The rest of you have given us no trouble. Still, if either of THEM Italian Cruise Ship Director: comes onboard ever again, *you* will hear from our attorneys... all *86* of them. Erin Sadelstein: Jack! You're not actually...! Jack Sadelstein: We all are. Or do you know that many lawyers in Los Angeles? Erin Sadelstein: Of course not, but what's that got to do with...? Jack Sadelstein: Neither do I. So that settles it. We're getting off. Right where they say we are.
