Miss Irvine: I didn't want to be one of them anyway.
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Miss Irvine: I didn't want to be one of them anyway.
Miss Ernst: Y-you're doomed, old woman! You're doomed forever!
Miss Irvine: Off you go, back home to Luke.
Grand High Witch: I hope nobody else is going to make me cross today.
Bruno Jenkins: You always wanted me to lose weight. Well, look at me now.
Miss Irvine: I didn't want to be one of them anyway.
Miss Ernst: Y-you're doomed, old woman! You're doomed forever!
Miss Irvine: Off you go, back home to Luke.
Grand High Witch: I hope nobody else is going to make me cross today.
Luke: Don't forget Bruno!
Miss Irvine: I didn't want to be one of them anyway.
Miss Ernst: Y-you're doomed, old woman! You're doomed forever!
Miss Irvine: Off you go, back home to Luke.
Grand High Witch: I hope nobody else is going to make me cross today.
Bruno Jenkins: You always wanted me to lose weight. Well, look at me now.
Grand High Witch: I'm not finished with you yet, old woman... Next time... Helga: No. Not next time. This time, it's *your* turn!
Helga: Real witches are very cruel, and they have a highly developed sense of smell. A real witch could smell you across the street on a pitch-black night. Luke: She couldn't smell me. I've just had a shower. Helga: Oh yes, she could. The cleaner you are, the more a witch can smell you. Luke: That doesn't make sense. Helga: Oh, yes it does. A dirty child, it is the dirt she smells. A clean child, it is the child. Luke: Wow. I'll never have a shower again, and I'll have you for an excuse. Helga: Well, just not often. Only once a month is probably safe. Luke: So a witch could smell me right now? Helga: To me you smell of raspberries and cream. But to a witch, you would smell absolutely disgusting. Luke: What kind of disgusting? Helga: Like... dog's droppings. Luke: I don't believe it. Helga: You don't believe it? What's more, to a witch you would smell of FRESH dog's droppings.
Mr. Jenkins: Thought I'd like to say hello to a fellow philanthropist. Miss Ernst: You collect stamps? Mr. Jenkins: Charitees. This RSPCC. Miss Ernst: What is this RSP...? Miss Irvine: Cruelty to Children! Miss Ernst: Oh, of course, you give money for the little... Miss Ernst: children. And... we of course... we also give money for the little...
Miss Ernst: Any questions? Millie: Madam, what would happen if one of the chocolates we give away was accidentally eaten by a grown-up? Miss Ernst: Then that's just too bad for the grown-up.
Elsie: Wait! Wait! Elsie: I smell... dogs' droppings. Woman in Black: Ugh! The smell! Miss Ernst: She's right! Search out this small lump of dung! Find it! It must be exterminated immediatly!
Bruno Jenkins: That lady promised me six whole bars of cream-whipped hazelnut milk chocolate. I've come to collect. Miss Ernst: Ladies, may I introduce Bruno? Come up, Bruno... I have the chocolate here. Miss Ernst: I said 6: 15, and that is in 15 seconds from now. Miss Ernst: You are in for a treat. Miss Ernst: We all are! Bruno Jenkins: What's going on? Miss Ernst: Just a few moments... Five! Bruno Jenkins: I can't even see any chocolate! Miss Ernst: Four! Three! Two! One! Bruno Jenkins: Will one of you please tell me what's up? Miss Ernst: ZERO! Miss Ernst: We have ignition! Miss Ernst: Everybody, look! It's fantastic! It's begun! Miss Ernst: I can't stand it; it's so wonderful! Look at you! It's fantastic!
Nicola: Welcome, Miss Ernst. Nicola Cuttle. Nicola: I have been so looking forward to meeting you. You look marvelous. Miss Ernst: Hm... I wish I could say the same for you, Nicola.
Luke: So if no one's seen the Grand High Witch, how are you sure she exists? Helga: Nobody's ever seen the Devil, but we know He exists, don't we? Luke: Yes. Helga: For all you know, a witch might be living next door to you.
Miss Ernst: This stinking little carbuncle has had five hundred doses! Miss Ernst: We are having Instantaneous action!
Marlene: Evening, madam. Just popping in to turn down your bed. Miss Ernst: How is the room service here? Miss Irvine: Diabolical. Miss Ernst: Good. Miss Irvine: How do you know that woman upstairs? Miss Ernst: Come along. Walk downstairs. The elevator is out of order.
Grand High Witch: Witches of England... You are a disgrace! Miserable witches... You are good-for-nothing worms! Everywhere I look, I see the repulsive sight of hundreds, thousands of revolting little children... I ask you! Grand High Witch: Why? One child a week is no good to me! Woman in Black: We will do better! We will do much better! Grand High Witch: Better is no good either! I demand maximum results!
Helga: Oh, how I love English hotel teas! Cream cakes, and shortbread, and... Luke: No grandma. Helga, Luke: No cream cakes. Helga: And no shortbread either; it's full of sugar. Soon I will be eating the same diet as your mice.
